A detailed statistical analysis of the current state of the Big 4

[JoseMourinho]

I need a quick update, zack

 

[zackah]

I need a quick update, zack

Thank you for asking friend.

Carlton drank their own bath water and then shat the bed. Collingwood continued their fall into mediocrity and will follow Geelong’s footsteps and miss finals after winning* the cup. And Richmond? Oh Richmond, yes they are now last

Meanwhile Essendon are getting prepared to play your mob in the big dance

 

[Jazny]

Just a little update form the predominant member of the Big 4, which could really just be called the big 1! We have 200k members as you all know, twice as much as all you minnows. But more exciting news to announce! We are building the WORLD'S LARGEST TIMBER ROOFED STADIUM!

Does your club have 200k members and the world's largest timber roofed stadium? No I didn't think so, but its okay you can console yourselves by looking at ours and imagining what it must be like. Here are some images to capture your imagination:

Beautiful natural looking stadium made from cut down old growth forrest!

Our cheat ground has a cheat roof! Cry more, minnows!

LOL we demolished the Goods shed. It was too easy.

 

[AvantGardener]

Well I guess Carlton will have to hold up the Big 4 again

 

[Jazny]

zackah remember #secondon?

 

[zackah]

zackah remember #secondon?

Remember a Tassie team that exists?

Me neither

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Meanwhile Essendon are getting prepared to play your mob in the big dance

If by “big dance” you mean the AFLM Grand Final, generally teams need to finish in the Top 8 to qualify for that.

(There was this one time a team made finals from finishing 9th. Remember that?)

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Meanwhile Essendon are getting prepared to play your mob in the big dance

frggr another backfire for the Kingy

 

[JoseMourinho]

I need an update

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[zackah]

I need an update

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Eat a vagina / penis





*omit one to your dislike

 

[AvantGardener]

Big 1 confirmed

 

[zackah]

Big 1 confirmed

Congrats on your umpire assisted charity close victory over norf friend.

Norf

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Congrats on your umpire assisted charity close victory over norf friend.

Norf

Oh puh-leaze Essingtin got 7 goals from unwarranted free kicks against The Crom and still couldn't get over the line

 

[AvantGardener]

Congrats on your umpire assisted charity close victory over norf friend.

Norf

Just worry about Saints and staying in the 8. Remember when you thought you would be 2nd

 

[zackah]

Just worry about Saints and staying in the 8. Remember when you thought you would be 2nd

Rest of the family are aints season ticket holder supporters m7. You think you've seen me melt?

You haven't seen shit yet

 

[JoseMourinho]

Rest of the family are aints season ticket holder supporters m7. You think you've seen me melt?

You haven't seen shit yet

i apologise in advance for your inevitable meltdown when Tabener comes on as a sub to kick 10 goals.

 

[zackah]

i apologise in advance for your inevitable meltdown when Tabener comes on as a sub to kick 10 goals.

Won’t be happening next week m7

 

[JoseMourinho]

Won’t be happening next week m7

That is because we're playing the eagles next week.

 

[zackah]

That is because we're playing the eagles next week.

Swings and roundabouts m7

 

[jannissary]

That is because we're playing the eagles next week.

gonna beat 'em this time?

 

[Richoman Tiger's]

Let us know when you win a final sometime this century Essendope

 

[zackah]

Let us know when you win a final sometime this century Essendope

Let us know how you go winning final's from 18th

 

[JoseMourinho]

gonna beat 'em this time?

I hope so.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Reigning Premiers:

Collingwood
Carlton
Essendon*
Richomond

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Just a little update form the predominant member of the Big 4, which could really just be called the big 1! We have 200k members as you all know, twice as much as all you minnows. But more exciting news to announce! We are building the WORLD'S LARGEST TIMBER ROOFED STADIUM!

Does your club have 200k members and the world's largest timber roofed stadium? No I didn't think so, but its okay you can console yourselves by looking at ours and imagining what it must be like. Here are some images to capture your imagination:

Beautiful natural looking stadium made from cut down old growth forrest!

Our cheat ground has a cheat roof! Cry more, minnows!

LOL we demolished the Goods shed. It was too easy.

A stadium made of timber. What could go wrong.