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I'm in a bit of a bind here at the moment, thought I might put it to the board and get some opinions.

The situation is this. I have recently met up with an absolutely gorgeous young lady who, it has to be said, should be way out of my league. What i've done to get this lucky i'm not sure, but shit i'm not complaining I tells ya!

Anyway, it seems this girl is quite keen on me and at this early stage she seems to be a lovely person as well.

Theres just one problem. She has ice blue eyes.

Whats the problem there? Well, I have a bunch of 'rules' that I use to keep me out of trouble. One of those rules is 'Never trust a person with ice blue eyes'. Reason for that being that every person I've ever met with ice blue eyes turns out to be ****ing crazy, and not in a good way. And I do mean without fail.

So going by this, i'm in a spot. I am very reluctant to go against a rule that has served me well in the past, and I could really do with avoiding getting into a relationship with a female who turns out to be a closet nutbag, but then, this girl, geez, I don't know if i'll ever get this level of quality again.

What should I do?
 

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You know the old saying - better to have loved and then been f**ked over by a crazy bitch with ice blue eyes than never to have loved at all.
 
Paul Newman had ice blue eyes, and everyone said he was a lovely man. Still, I never f**cked him, or let him f**k me.
 
Paul Newman had ice blue eyes, and everyone said he was a lovely man. Still, I never f**cked him, or let him f**k me.

Sure, sure, we believe you Todd McKenney.

diablo, maybe show her a little crazy just as a warning, just to keep her in check.
 
you're an idiot if you actually think that "ice blue eyes" determine someone's personality. you yourself are saying you're into this girl, and she's into you, so quit worrying about the colour of her eyes!!!
 

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I'm in a bit of a bind here at the moment, thought I might put it to the board and get some opinions.

The situation is this. I have recently met up with an absolutely gorgeous young lady who, it has to be said, should be way out of my league. What i've done to get this lucky i'm not sure, but shit i'm not complaining I tells ya!

Anyway, it seems this girl is quite keen on me and at this early stage she seems to be a lovely person as well.

Theres just one problem. She has ice blue eyes.

Whats the problem there? Well, I have a bunch of 'rules' that I use to keep me out of trouble. One of those rules is 'Never trust a person with ice blue eyes'. Reason for that being that every person I've ever met with ice blue eyes turns out to be ****ing crazy, and not in a good way. And I do mean without fail.

So going by this, i'm in a spot. I am very reluctant to go against a rule that has served me well in the past, and I could really do with avoiding getting into a relationship with a female who turns out to be a closet nutbag, but then, this girl, geez, I don't know if i'll ever get this level of quality again.

What should I do?

Hmmm... I'm detecting that this post was made purely for the reason that you were just bursting to tell everyone you're porking a hottie.

There is no dilemma.

Diablo, if you're trying to get the word out on your sexual exploits, may i suggest skywriting or perhaps billboard advertising?
 
I wouldn't take the risk. Leave her. Pack up all your things and get outof town before she burns your house down.
 
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Stick around for research purposes... if she turns out to be lovely, rule disproved and you get glory for the greatness of her quality from all that know you. If she turns out to be a nutter then rule proven - Win Win :thumbsu:
 
Hmmm... I'm detecting that this post was made purely for the reason that you were just bursting to tell everyone you're porking a hottie.

There is no dilemma.

Diablo, if you're trying to get the word out on your sexual exploits, may i suggest skywriting or perhaps billboard advertising?

Lol I haven't done the deed with her yet, thats the main reason i'm asking. Once you cross that line, you're in for it :D
 

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I'm in a bit of a bind here at the moment, thought I might put it to the board and get some opinions.

The situation is this. I have recently met up with an absolutely gorgeous young lady who, it has to be said, should be way out of my league. What i've done to get this lucky i'm not sure, but shit i'm not complaining I tells ya!

Anyway, it seems this girl is quite keen on me and at this early stage she seems to be a lovely person as well.

Theres just one problem. She has ice blue eyes.

Whats the problem there? Well, I have a bunch of 'rules' that I use to keep me out of trouble. One of those rules is 'Never trust a person with ice blue eyes'. Reason for that being that every person I've ever met with ice blue eyes turns out to be ****ing crazy, and not in a good way. And I do mean without fail.

So going by this, i'm in a spot. I am very reluctant to go against a rule that has served me well in the past, and I could really do with avoiding getting into a relationship with a female who turns out to be a closet nutbag, but then, this girl, geez, I don't know if i'll ever get this level of quality again.

What should I do?

don't risk it man. Better let me **** her.

seriously, there is no dilemma here
 

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