a question from left field...

[aza80]

if aliens from deep space one day decide to live on earth, should they be allowed to play afl football? now im not going all crazy and suggesting we let plasmanoids and the like play. but what if they were humanoids? also, if they possess telepathic powers perhaps they could wear a helmet containing a blanketing device. something similar to kossies, but with the device planted into it. i cant see why not as they have similar body structures to us. the little grey ones would be great in the packs and crumbing up forward. i reckon kevin sheedy will champion this idea in years to come. what do you think fellow humans???

 

[VanBerlo=God]

bay13

 

[Fly On A Wall]

Where ever you live the drugs must be cheap

 

[sxcdavster40]

if aliens from deep space one day decide to live on earth, should they be allowed to play afl football? now im not going all crazy and suggesting we let plasmanoids and the like play. but what if they were humanoids? also, if they possess telepathic powers perhaps they could wear a helmet containing a blanketing device. something similar to kossies, but with the device planted into it. i cant see why not as they have similar body structures to us. the little grey ones would be great in the packs and crumbing up forward. i reckon kevin sheedy will champion this idea in years to come. what do you think fellow humans???

haha, creative i like!

As long as they didn't have any distinct advantages i don't see a reason why they shouldn't play. How do you know how tall they are? Maybe their skills would be too good or perhaps they woudn't be athletic enough?

Interesting

 

[Chewy]

Rawlings Board

 

[aza80]

Listen Here You Schmuck
I Aint Trollong
Its A Serious Question
If You Dont Want To Answer It Then Dont
This Thread Is For The Serious Thinkers Only

 

[jnash196]

They would surely have to fit within the salary cap and go through the draft

 

[juzzj]

haha, creative i like!

As long as they didn't have any distinct advantages i don't see a reason why they shouldn't play. How do you know how tall they are? Maybe their skills would be too good or perhaps they woudn't be athletic enough?

Interesting

Either you two are trying to perform some pathetic prank, completely overdosed on drugs or are just extremely abstract thinkers. I have no idea where an idea like that would come from and why it would even bother you in the slightest. If perhaps, something like this did occur in the future...let's say in 2046. James Hird's little son (AFL's future CEO) would deal with it all. Clever young kid.

 

[sxcdavster40]

Either you two are trying to perform some pathetic prank, completely overdosed on drugs or are just extremely abstract thinkers. I have no idea where an idea like that would come from and why it would even bother you in the slightest. If perhaps, something like this did occur in the future...let's say in 2046. James Hird's little son (AFL's future CEO) would deal with it all. Clever young kid.

What are you playing at? First and furmost, your post doesnt' make sense, you blabber and then go into ranting about James Hird''s son. Why not post something valuable to the forum?

My mother always said, if you ain't going nothing ncie to say,t hen dont say it at all.

 

[JUBJUB]

if aliens from deep space one day decide to live on earth, should they be allowed to play afl football? now im not going all crazy and suggesting we let plasmanoids and the like play. but what if they were humanoids? also, if they possess telepathic powers perhaps they could wear a helmet containing a blanketing device. something similar to kossies, but with the device planted into it. i cant see why not as they have similar body structures to us. the little grey ones would be great in the packs and crumbing up forward. i reckon kevin sheedy will champion this idea in years to come. what do you think fellow humans???

Are you Michael Gardiner ?

 

[emperor]

sheeds probably already has a couple of aliens on a slab down at windy hill

 

[Bretski]

Yes, there would be a separate league for them and Chris Judd lol

 

[woosh_era]

James Hird's little son (AFL's future CEO) would deal with it all. Clever young kid.

Indeed, with excellent taste in 'favourite footballers' as well.

But there again, who doesnt love Big Lynchy?

 

[PAFC2004]

You would think that anyone who's team was in the grand final this weekend would have much better things to do with their time.

 

[woosh_era]

You would think that anyone who's team was in the grand final this weekend would have much better things to do with their time.

Doing what?

Pushups? Running around the streets nude apart from a WC scarf, singing the song? Cutting oranges in quarters and tape into 50cm strips just incase we get called up?

 

[Armageddon]

Indeed, with excellent taste in 'favourite footballers' as well.

But there again, who doesnt love Big Lynchy?

That's Vossy's son! Hirdy's son is the copycat.

 

[Reveler]

if we could teach an ape (or even a lady) to play, would he be allowed to? no!

 

[woosh_era]

That's Vossy's son! Hirdy's son is the copycat.

So this thread has just collapsed because its actually Vossy's son that is the bright spark, but still Hirds son runs the AFL because the clique never quite got over the VicFooty nepotisim... and in a flurry to promote expansion markets, the aliens got a collosal COL allowance because a 2 bedroom flat on thier planet is 45 orders of magnitude more expensive than tokyo?

ummm yeah.

 

[aza80]

You Schmucks Are Off Topic
Get Back On It
Is Kevin Sheedy Perhaps A Alien?
Is It His Irish Heritage That Causes Him To Act In Strange Ways?
Is Having Irish Bloo....

Oh My God...
Irish People Are Aliens
No Wonder
All Alone On That Shaggy Rock In The Atlantic
Kennelly Begley O Hailpin And Sheedy As Their Leader
Donuts For All
The Four Horsemen Have Arrived
And They Are Kind Of Alien Thingys
Not As I Imagined
Kind Of Amazing, Isnt It?
Like Amphibians, Fairy Bread And Peach Fuzz
I Just Cant Comprehend It, Can You?
Live And Let Live Is What I Say
I Wonder If They Like Re-runs Of Alf And Mork And Mindy?
Et Anyone?
Maybe If They Breed With Humans A New Mutant Race Of Super-footballers Will Be Spawned
Chris Judd Will Be Demoted To Water Boy Duties
The Sky Is Now Darkened
And The Dog Is Happily Chewing Her Bone

 

[aza80]

WE WELCOME YOU TO OUR HUMBLE FOOTBALL LEAGUE.
CARROTS = HUMPTY DUMPTY + SUBMARINES - CERUMEN.
THERE YOU GO, FOR THE CURIOUS AMONGST YOU.

 

[magpie78]

if aliens from deep space one day decide to live on earth, should they be allowed to play afl football? now im not going all crazy and suggesting we let plasmanoids and the like play. but what if they were humanoids? also, if they possess telepathic powers perhaps they could wear a helmet containing a blanketing device. something similar to kossies, but with the device planted into it. i cant see why not as they have similar body structures to us. the little grey ones would be great in the packs and crumbing up forward. i reckon kevin sheedy will champion this idea in years to come. what do you think fellow humans???

ah, hello...i wondered what happened to Laurence Angwin.....

 

[aza80]

If It Doesnt Happen It Never Will
The Bread Is Mouldy
And The Pear Is Rotten
And Where Are We?
No Where
Its Time The Books Tipped Their Trunks
And Rained Themselves Down Onto The Pavement
Kevin Sheedy Is An Alien
"nuff Nuff"

 

[Corpuscles]

If It Doesnt Happen It Never Will
The Bread Is Mouldy
And The Pear Is Rotten
And Where Are We?
No Where
Its Time The Books Tipped Their Trunks
And Rained Themselves Down Onto The Pavement
Kevin Sheedy Is An Alien
"nuff Nuff"

Have you snapped under the pressure?
OR been mixing stuff with an ex Toaster ruckman?

Or is it a protest????

im tired of the constant trolling from both sets of fans. instead of talking bull**** why not talk about the game in an honest fashion?

may the best team win.

 

[aza80]

Have you snapped under the pressure?
OR been mixing stuff with an ex Toaster ruckman?

Or is it a protest????

THE TRUTH IS IN THE PEARLY BLACK SKY
THE BIRDS ARE FORCED INTO PRISONS BELOW THE EARTHS DARK DEPTHS
OUR HEARTS BEAT QUICK TO THE SOUND OF THEIR FOOTSTEPS
OUR MINDS FORGET THEY POSSESS A THIRD EYE

KEVIN SHEEDY = OUR LEADER (IF ANY OF THE LITTLE GREY VISITORS ASK!)

 

[Beckers]

Ice is waaaaayyyyyyy too cheap!