Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 12 - Demons v Blues Fri June 2nd 7:50pm AEST (MCG)

[Rioli2Rioli]

7 years into their 3rd straight rebuild
8 players on $800k range
16 1st round players
= 2 Goals in a half of football


SACK VOSS he is going crazy AGAIN

 

[WillHayward]

Cause other opposition supporters draw the ratings much like this thread is doing!

For a team like us that has done jack s**t for decades we are good at living free in your heads.

What crap .

AFL keeps shoving U down our throats with prime time slots.

Should be playing at time slots and grounds U deserve

Shepparton show grounds at 11am on Sunday.

 

[Boxhead_31]

Did anyone else just hear BT describe this game as 'incredibly skilfull?'

Maybe he's watching another game?

Ch7 have him plugged into a game of AFL23 on the PS5

 

[CoastersFlag No.5]

Pretty accurate I would have thought.

 

[Doc1763]

7 years into their 3rd straight rebuild
8 players on $800k range
16 1st round players
= 2 Goals in a half of football


SACK VOSS he is going crazy AGAIN

NOOOOOOO

 

[WillHayward]

McKay is on as well

Que?

So long high bombs to Motlop because McKay is playing?

Even when McKay is on the bench?

Righto

 

[Chism]

When did I say pies should be playing? I said Carlton shouldn’t be.

We draw numbers much like this thread is doing.

We live rent free in the whole supporter base league wise and it is amazing really! People watch when we play and turn up to the ground and social media goes nuts no matter what we do!!

This thread and all our game day threads are massive post wise no matter when we play! The obsession and hate is awesome!

 

[Werewolf]

We got to play North Melbourne and Hawthorn.

And West Coast!

 

[The Airing of Grievances]

Cerra trying to disguise himself as Weitering to make us forget how useless he is.

You really don't believe this do you. He was, and still would be a regular and valuable member of your teams midfield. He is probably a confused player who has lost all confidence playing under a game plan he doesn't get

 

[Chism]

What crap .

AFL keeps shoving U down our throats with prime time slots.

Should be playing at time slots and grounds U deserve

Shepparton show grounds at 11am on Sunday.

Another clown that doesnt have the ability to change the tv channel.

 

[Chism]

true, opposition supporters will continue to tune in to watch Carlton getting pumped week, after week after week after week...............

And then complain they are watching-it!

 

[Doc1763]

We draw numbers much like this thread is doing.

We live rent free in the whole supporter base league wise and it is amazing really! People watch when we play and turn up to the ground and social media goes nuts no matter what we do!!

This thread and all our game day threads are massive post wise no matter when we play! The obsession and hate is awesome!

well, at least the last 25 years haven't been a complete waste

 

[Chism]

well, at least the last 25 years haven't been a complete waste

Sad but true!!

 

[FreoRicci]

Melbourne play to an intercept zone style. What do Carlton do? Just bomb it high and allow Melbourne to clean up.

 

[LSRU]

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bit harsh. he was great before he got injured. he doesn't look fully fit.

Possibly. Been back 8 games though. Would never question his work rate but I’d take an LDU type 11 times out of 10

 

[ClarkeM]

Cause other opposition supporters draw the ratings much like this thread is doing!

For a team like us that has done jack s**t for decades we are good at living free in your heads.

I never venture into these threads but this game is that bad that I felt obliged to check in on here and see the tears for myself. It’s great to be a part of. Can’t wait for bed.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Melbourne play to an intercept zone style. What do Carlton do? Just bomb it high and allow Melbourne to clean up.

Carlton's game plan was devised by ChatGPT

 

[hawkman]

This game could cure insomnia… Zzzzz

Nothing wrong with a good comedy show

 

[The Airing of Grievances]

We draw numbers much like this thread is doing.

We live rent free in the whole supporter base league wise and it is amazing really! People watch when we play and turn up to the ground and social media goes nuts no matter what we do!!

This thread and all our game day threads are massive post wise no matter when we play! The obsession and hate is awesome!

Probably the same fascination with the macabre that draws a crowd to gawk at road accidents.
Thay said, your lot might still win this. Nothing about Melbourne's footy says "I am invincible"

 

[JobeWatson]

Standus Operatus for Carlton, kick it high and hope their talls can take the big mark, not sure of the affectiveness of it though

 

[Chism]

I never venture into these threads but this game is that bad that I felt obliged to check in on here and see the tears for myself. It’s great to be a part of. Can’t wait for bed.

No tears on my end and i know we are shit. Tears only come from supporters that actually rate us and we are no where near it currently in this form. List is good on paper but the game is played on grass.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Carlton's game plan was devised by ChatGPT

By the Auskick kid.

 

[Dee Train]

It’s a goal you gutless campaigner

 

[WillHayward]

Standus Operatus for Carlton, kick it high and hope their talls can take the big mark, not sure of the affectiveness of it though

I mean it's worked well enough to get them to 13th so far so why not...

 

[Magma]

'hard to say'

unless you have eyes, sure