Age Gap Romance

[Simon_Nesbit]

Ok then PK.

Initially it was a kind of vague look (perhaps she thought I was a teacher at the school at the time), then you could almost see the world crashing around her as the realisation hit her and she asked how old I was....

 

[dumb]

me 19 she 30

i was young and stupid and 'still finding myself', she was... possibly a bit unstable? i thought it was true love of course. doomed to a failure i had no chance of even comprehending.
i remember an amusing comment she once said re: condoms, "i hate them, they feel like a giant dildo". she probably feels it was a mistake on her behalf that we got together, which is understandable. no regrets on my behalf.

 

[Power King]

Ok then PK.

Initially it was a kind of vague look (perhaps she thought I was a teacher at the school at the time), then you could almost see the world crashing around her as the realisation hit her and she asked how old I was....

 

[EasternTiger]

When I was 19 I met a 31 y/o at a club. I looked a bit older than my age, she just assumed I was in my 20's so I jokingly said I was 25, which she believed without question. We went out a few times and really hit it off. The sex was great and all was going well. She was copping shit off her friends for dating a younger guy, and she said if i was any younger than 25 she would have never gone out with me (early 90's mentality). Now, the logistics after you've lied about your age are a nightmare. Every time I drove her I had to rip my P plates off, I always conveniently forgot my license when she asked to see my photo, forms/documents with DOB info were never filled in near her, I never introduced her to mates my age and she was a bit curious why a 25 y/o male still lived at home, and why I never introduced her to the folks.

Anyway, 3 months into the relationship we bumped into an old primary school buddy of mine. Now we have the exact same birthday but he is a year older. This is how the conversation went:

Friend: Hey nice to meet you hon. Hey ET you comin to my 21st mate? Mum would love to see you again. Hey ET's girlfriend, you won't believe this but me and ET have the same birthday...CEPT I'm a year older"

There ended the relationship

 

[weagles_fan]

When I was 19 I met a 31 y/o at a club. I looked a bit older than my age, she just assumed I was in my 20's so I jokingly said I was 25, which she believed without question. We went out a few times and really hit it off. The sex was great and all was going well. She was copping shit off her friends for dating a younger guy, and she said if i was any younger than 25 she would have never gone out with me (early 90's mentality). Now, the logistics after you've lied about your age are a nightmare. Every time I drove her I had to rip my P plates off, I always conveniently forgot my license when she asked to see my photo, forms/documents with DOB info were never filled in near her, I never introduced her to mates my age and she was a bit curious why a 25 y/o male still lived at home, and why I never introduced her to the folks.

Anyway, 3 months into the relationship we bumped into an old primary school buddy of mine. Now we have the exact same birthday but he is a year older. This is how the conversation went:

Friend: Hey nice to meet you hon. Hey ET you comin to my 21st mate? Mum would love to see you again. Hey ET's girlfriend, you won't believe this but me and ET have the same birthday...CEPT I'm a year older"

There ended the relationship

lol

 

[Barwick17]

Ha Ha 'Her bones hurt'

 

[Power King]

When I was 19 I met a 31 y/o at a club. I looked a bit older than my age, she just assumed I was in my 20's so I jokingly said I was 25, which she believed without question. We went out a few times and really hit it off. The sex was great and all was going well. She was copping shit off her friends for dating a younger guy, and she said if i was any younger than 25 she would have never gone out with me (early 90's mentality). Now, the logistics after you've lied about your age are a nightmare. Every time I drove her I had to rip my P plates off, I always conveniently forgot my license when she asked to see my photo, forms/documents with DOB info were never filled in near her, I never introduced her to mates my age and she was a bit curious why a 25 y/o male still lived at home, and why I never introduced her to the folks.

Anyway, 3 months into the relationship we bumped into an old primary school buddy of mine. Now we have the exact same birthday but he is a year older. This is how the conversation went:

Friend: Hey nice to meet you hon. Hey ET you comin to my 21st mate? Mum would love to see you again. Hey ET's girlfriend, you won't believe this but me and ET have the same birthday...CEPT I'm a year older"

There ended the relationship

LOL

her reaction upon hearing the news?

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

PK - do you have something to tell your "missus"?

 

[Power King]

PK - do you have something to tell your "missus"?

lol @ missus

nah i wouldnt lie about my age..one thing about girls of today in their 20's (at least seemingly in comparison to girls of yesteryear) is that having a boy toy is becoming far more acceptable.

but yeah, the funniest part about these stories is the imagery of the girls being owned

 

[ZabbaDabba]

Some very interesting reading not to mention humour particularly if you've been involved in similar dalliances. My current relationships might be of interest, I am banging a 40yr old mother of a 21yr old daughter who I am also fortunate enough to be banging. Mum and Dad have a fair idea that I am hiding the frankfurt with the daughter but the daughter doesn't know that I am giving it to Mum and Dad doesn't know about me and his missus.
In a place such as where I live it is fair to say I am playing with fire.

 

[Chief]

Why do I hear banjos playing.... ?

 

[EasternTiger]

LOL

her reaction upon hearing the news?

It took her about 5 seconds to do the math in her head. While the blood drained from my face the reality of the massive pwnage hit her, and she went bright red...a mix of embarrassment and fury. There was much name calling and gnashing of teeth..while my poor mate just stood there like a stunned mullet. She said "Show me your license, show me your f***** license, NOW!". I admitted I was in fact 19 and she lunged at me with slapping hand poised...but thankfully didnt go through with the physical violence.

Shoppers were looking at us. It was pretty embarrassing.

After she charged off my mate said "ET wtf just happened"...I explained it and he said he felt bad about putting his foot in his mouth. Years later, he admitted after he drove me home he sat in his car and pissed himself laughing. It was a bit messy later that day. I had to explain myself during a phone call I didn't forget for a while and threats were made by her brother to castrate me.

I felt like a low-life and total prick for weeks, lost a Pearl Jam CD and a treasured Metallica t-shirt I had at her place, became an instant legend as my mates circulated the story...and have never lied about my age again. Ok, ok maybe once or twice

 

[DB10]

that's ****ing excellent.

 

[Walshy_The_Goat]

Some very interesting reading not to mention humour particularly if you've been involved in similar dalliances. My current relationships might be of interest, I am banging a 40yr old mother of a 21yr old daughter who I am also fortunate enough to be banging. Mum and Dad have a fair idea that I am hiding the frankfurt with the daughter but the daughter doesn't know that I am giving it to Mum and Dad doesn't know about me and his missus.
In a place such as where I live it is fair to say I am playing with fire.

Doo do doo do doo do doo...

 

[Power King]

It took her about 5 seconds to do the math in her head. While the blood drained from my face the reality of the massive pwnage hit her, and she went bright red...a mix of embarrassment and fury. There was much name calling and gnashing of teeth..while my poor mate just stood there like a stunned mullet. She said "Show me your license, show me your f***** license, NOW!". I admitted I was in fact 19 and she lunged at me with slapping hand poised...but thankfully didnt go through with the physical violence.

Shoppers were looking at us. It was pretty embarrassing.

After she charged off my mate said "ET wtf just happened"...I explained it and he said he felt bad about putting his foot in his mouth. Years later, he admitted after he drove me home he sat in his car and pissed himself laughing. It was a bit messy later that day. I had to explain myself during a phone call I didn't forget for a while and threats were made by her brother to castrate me.

I felt like a low-life and total prick for weeks, lost a Pearl Jam CD and a treasured Metallica t-shirt I had at her place, became an instant legend as my mates circulated the story...and have never lied about my age again. Ok, ok maybe once or twice

 

[Gabbie]

Some very interesting reading not to mention humour particularly if you've been involved in similar dalliances. My current relationships might be of interest, I am banging a 40yr old mother of a 21yr old daughter who I am also fortunate enough to be banging. Mum and Dad have a fair idea that I am hiding the frankfurt with the daughter but the daughter doesn't know that I am giving it to Mum and Dad doesn't know about me and his missus.
In a place such as where I live it is fair to say I am playing with fire.

I'd be heading out of town RIGHT now if I was you if you want to live a long and healthy life. Playing with fire isn't half of it do the words from Breaker Morant "applied Rule 303" mean anything?

 

[Brad Goodman]

If he gets caught he deserves whatever he gets! Kudos for having the balls to do it in the first place though.

 

[pinkus maximus]

Anyone here got any stories of hitting it off with anyone much older/younger than them? (obviously not that young or we take it to the cops)

I'm 35, and last Christmas I got hammered and ended up back home with a woman who was 58. She still had quite a nice figure, but quite an old face. Her addiction to red wine and cigs probably didn't help. Annoyingly, she showed me a photograph taken only a few years before when she was in her late 40s/early 50s when she was much hotter. It's amazing how much anyone can age in a few years.

She was quite fun in bed, but we couldn't do some sexual positions because it hurt her bones.

Anyway, I half-heartedly went out with her a couple of times after. She paid for all the drink at the pub, and she wanted to pay to take me on holiday to Greece with her. But she talked too much, I think she didn't have that many friends. I find it hard to be around people who yabber-yabber all the time.

I saw her yesterday on the seafont but pretended not to. But she saw me, and followed me round town. Every time I looked round, I could see her behind me, walking far too quickly. So I hid in an alleyway for a bit. I just wasn't in the mood for her.

this is quite possibly the greatest post I have read on BF

 

[pinkus maximus]

no seriously, It's 5 am here an I am afraid I am about to wake upp my whole street

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Some very interesting reading not to mention humour particularly if you've been involved in similar dalliances. My current relationships might be of interest, I am banging a 40yr old mother of a 21yr old daughter who I am also fortunate enough to be banging. Mum and Dad have a fair idea that I am hiding the frankfurt with the daughter but the daughter doesn't know that I am giving it to Mum and Dad doesn't know about me and his missus.
In a place such as where I live it is fair to say I am playing with fire.

I call bullshit

 

[Hawk Dork]

Why do I hear banjos playing.... ?

All I hear is shot guns

 

[bresker]

I wasn't even trying to be that funny!

All true, sadly, I don't want to post all the gory details of my romances or I may get banned

 

[PastiesPeake]

Me - 30; Her - 20. Not a bad age gap in my eyes. I have been seeing her for about 6 months, she is a great girl and rather enthusiastic in the sack.

I feel its actually a generation gap between us. People of her generation think that what happens in NROP happens in real life, its fantastic.

So far I have managed to mould her into the perfect girlfriend.

 

[J-Train]

Me - 30; Her - 20. Not a bad age gap in my eyes. I have been seeing her for about 6 months, she is a great girl and rather enthusiastic in the sack.

I feel its actually a generation gap between us. People of her generation think that what happens in NROP happens in real life, its fantastic.

So far I have managed to mould her into the perfect girlfriend.

yeh, I'm sure the shagging is great, but don't you get jack of her inane chatter about shit topics that don't even matter? I mean, don't you feel like banging her head against a wall when your girl and her friends get together and babble about their hair straighteners and whether or not Pro-Active is worth the money?

At 30, you should gun for 24-25 yrs or over. Still super enthusiastic , but have progressed from the superficial phase.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Some very interesting reading not to mention humour particularly if you've been involved in similar dalliances. My current relationships might be of interest, I am banging a 40yr old mother of a 21yr old daughter who I am also fortunate enough to be banging. Mum and Dad have a fair idea that I am hiding the frankfurt with the daughter but the daughter doesn't know that I am giving it to Mum and Dad doesn't know about me and his missus.
In a place such as where I live it is fair to say I am playing with fire.

Geez, i cant wait to see the post after the shit hits the fan. This is going to be good.