Official Team Thread Alberton Swamprats - Season 16 Team Thread

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Welcome fellow Swamprats to our Season 16 Team Thread. We are back in the big league now so we expect everyone to start participating more, not just in this thread but around the board, get involved and have fun.

Please remember our creed and abide by it

We the players and management of the Alberton Swamprats Football Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.

To do this we believe -

There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special

That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour

We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.

Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.

Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted

This is our guernsey

Matches : 117

Total : 61 win(s), 54 loss(es), 2 draw(s)
Home : 28 win(s), 26 loss(es), 1 draw(s)
Away : 27 win(s), 26 loss(es), 0 draw(s)
Finals : 6 win(s), 2 loss(es), 1 draw(s)

Biggest winning margin : 106 (BOMSWA09.01S)
Biggest losing margin : 69 (TITSWA05.13S)

SWA Highest score : 177 (Rd 17, Season 04)
SWA Highest home score : 154 (Rd 19, Season 06)
SWA Highest away score : 177 (Rd 17, Season 04)
SWA Highest finals score : 144 (Rd PF, Season 05)
opposing Highest score : 144 (Rd 04, Season 04)
opposing Highest home score : 144 (Rd 04, Season 07)
opposing Highest away score : 144 (Rd 04, Season 04)
opposing Highest finals score : 127 (Rd PF, Season 05)

Longest winning streak : 7 (Rd 21, 06 to Rd 02, 07)
Longest losing streak : 4 (Rd 04, 04 to Rd 08, 04)

Everybody Who Ever Played For : SWAMPRAT

Player Debut Last Gm Gms Hi Ki Ma Ha Ta FF FA Go Be
SOG35 R18 S04 R18 S07 79 155 376 131 184 68 72 64 45 30
FEROX R18 S04 R18 S05 30 0 115 73 97 10 57 20 3 5
CRAZY_BIG_ R18 S04 R18 S09 117 1283 1121 62 286 290 95 96 161 105
PAFOLWR R18 S04 R18 S04 15 0 40 30 46 0 14 12 0 1
PRED R18 S04 R18 S07 72 11 287 199 313 16 143 81 9 9
DREAMKILLE R18 S04 R18 S09 84 2 285 203 242 30 77 135 69 52
BRESH R18 S04 R18 S04 24 0 148 97 120 3 25 40 9 8
RAY NOLAN R18 S04 R18 S07 89 22 603 281 482 95 185 215 64 33
ANDRE R18 S04 R18 S07 94 0 730 238 406 160 158 207 74 45
JUNIORBURG R18 S04 R18 S09 58 0 214 130 186 30 56 76 30 28
SCOTT R18 S04 R18 S04 17 0 54 32 52 1 15 11 4 4
ESPOIR R18 S04 R18 S04 24 0 134 86 62 10 19 25 20 11
RUBBERMAN R18 S04 R18 S06 39 15 111 60 90 6 38 33 19 10
GROOVE R18 S04 R18 S09 114 4 662 344 277 85 86 286 321 148
NICSKI R18 S04 R18 S04 16 12 54 35 32 4 12 17 12 11
SANTOSLHEL R18 S04 R18 S09 117 5 619 543 691 61 186 261 89 55
MACCA19 R18 S04 R18 S09 115 1 945 482 1015 116 227 216 86 42
EAGO77 R18 S04 R18 S05 30 0 244 26 33 36 11 18 33 23
PORTHOS R18 S04 R18 S06 73 4 284 287 383 34 232 129 4 5
DYERTRIBE R18 S04 R18 S09 116 11 846 345 625 146 158 133 72 41
MRMEANER R06 S04 R06 S07 66 0 462 181 410 119 91 92 35 34
KAYSEE R06 S04 R06 S04 17 4 51 44 26 2 17 19 9 2
PORTENTOUS R06 S04 R06 S04 17 0 52 45 50 3 14 17 5 2
RUSSIAN R03 S04 R03 S07 46 19 223 138 188 43 81 95 38 33
PARALOWIEP R17 S05 R17 S07 66 2 249 207 350 25 126 95 7 3
BLACKDIAMO R17 S05 R17 S09 73 0 360 209 412 46 116 79 13 9
FORD FAIRL R17 S05 R17 S09 88 26 393 355 520 54 218 138 9 13
THATS POWE R17 S05 R17 S05 21 0 81 54 59 5 16 18 9 7
SNAP-SHOT R17 S05 R17 S06 34 0 163 127 184 13 50 61 21 10
*PAF R17 S05 R17 S06 29 0 111 60 97 17 47 41 9 12
PORTPROUDW R17 S05 R17 S06 18 19 67 22 49 10 21 11 6 1
POWERSTUFF R17 S05 R17 S06 24 0 71 36 53 8 10 28 17 8
ARSENE WEN R20 S05 R20 S09 48 16 197 100 207 35 31 47 16 15
SANDOLA R20 S05 R20 S05 18 0 90 64 64 7 25 20 11 13
PORT1978 R07 S05 R07 S06 9 0 39 19 31 9 11 25 5 1
TOOTS HIBB R10 S06 R10 S09 65 0 331 249 396 41 177 46 6 5
TROY WINGA R10 S06 R10 S07 32 3 148 76 146 33 46 70 20 12
TOTAL POWE R10 S06 R10 S07 47 10 608 13 39 236 51 50 90 52
EDDIE_VRV6 R16 S06 R16 S06 10 0 35 23 64 14 24 30 5 5
RORY R17 S07 R17 S09 24 5 116 54 104 15 10 14 11 8
MANUREID R17 S07 R17 S07 17 10 103 26 65 54 19 23 15 10
LIGHTNING R17 S07 R17 S09 35 18 164 67 123 40 17 16 21 14
SPADGE R13 S07 R13 S09 20 1 91 25 63 18 10 8 30 10
NIVEK48200 R04 S07 R04 S09 12 0 51 15 45 3 5 4 10 2
SHAZ63 R21 S07 R21 S07 5 0 17 4 15 2 1 0 3 2
CARNPORT R13 S09 R13 S09 13 0 88 43 70 9 5 7 12 3
POWERKAT R13 S09 R13 S09 17 0 80 20 92 21 11 9 4 4
RANGAINTEA R13 S09 R13 S09 18 0 140 73 130 14 11 10 7 5
DEEPS R13 S09 R13 S09 16 1 72 36 71 13 5 20 9 5
JANUS R13 S09 R13 S09 18 0 50 21 22 5 5 4 13 9
GBEAR R13 S09 R13 S09 18 0 80 19 68 14 11 7 7 8
FATTYLUMPK R13 S09 R13 S09 18 0 195 3 159 95 49 51 25 13
MANNUMPOWE R13 S09 R13 S09 18 0 174 42 142 61 29 32 17 7
TEAL DEVIL R13 S09 R13 S09 6 5 30 8 29 3 3 5 5 3
WHARFIE_18 R13 S09 R13 S09 18 0 100 81 103 19 7 9 2 6
PAFCSINCE1 R03 S09 R03 S09 5 0 26 18 26 10 7 5 4 4
SHANE_MAG R03 S09 R03 S09 11 0 50 23 60 11 5 8 3 2[/code=rich]

 

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MannumPower
Jonts
Macca19
spookism
Spadge
crazy_big_al
MisterMarto
Santos L Helper
tribey
Portia
Ford Fairlane
Member of One PAFC
SwampRat
Noobz0r
Kickpuncher
@Doctor Feel
wharfie_1870
Lurk3r
PowerKat
Stormageddon
Schulzenfest
noot
Dustholian 1870
RangaInTeal
ThunderPower_14
The Smaller Warrior
Forzaport
CrimsonRaven
nivek48

 

[crazy_big_al]

Time to smash some heads. I need beer.

 

[tribey]

Ready.

 

[spookism]

Reserved for Player List and Awards

MannumPower
Jonts
Macca19
spookism
Spadge
crazy_big_al
MisterMarto
Santos L Helper
tribey
Portia
Ford Fairlane
Member of One PAFC

MannumPower, looking forward to it, been an age since we started the revival. Bring it on.

Some further names for you
SwampRat
Noobz0r
Kickpuncher
Blissid
wharfie_1870
Lurk3r
PowerKat

 

[Kickpuncher]

Im here to drink beer and * s**t up.

...... and I just finished my beer.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I am the lizard queen.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Do we have a song?

Beer, beer the black and the white
Honour the beer by day and by night
Lift that pint of stout up high
Chug down the f***er til it's dry
Whether the pub be great or be small
We'll clean it out and spew over all
While our Swamprats keep on drinking
Onwards to pissed glory!

 

[El_Scorcho]

Feel free to have a play around but that's a solid base.

 

[Forzaport]

Looking forward to my first season for the Swampies!

 

[Gray Day]

Smash some Red Tins fellas!!

 

[Noobz0r]

Looking forward to my first season with the swampies!

Edit: just realised that I unintentionally wrote the same thing as FP...

 

[Kickpuncher]

Time to go buy a few cartons I'm going hard at training this week.

 

[spookism]

Looking forward to my first season with the swampies!

Edit: just realised that I unintentionally wrote the same thing as FP...

Unintentionally? Or intentionally?

It's that sort of like minded thinking (14 hours apart) that the Swampies are going to need on game day, knowing exactly where your teammate wants the ball kicked etc.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Smash some Red Tins fellas!!

This is not an encouraging post to see on the first page of the Swamprats thread.

 

[Noobz0r]

Unintentionally? Or intentionally?

It's that sort of like minded thinking (14 hours apart) that the Swampies are going to need on game day, knowing exactly where your teammate wants the ball kicked etc.

I skim read his post, then typed mine, then realised.

Good attitude for first year players to share!

 

[MP_]

This is not an encouraging post to see on the first page of the Swamprats thread.

what you have a problem with alcohol.......get out then

 

[MP_]

Alcohol good. Red tins bad.

they could be bundy red, red tins

 

[Noobz0r]

Or mothers milk, emu export.

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

Where's swampwerewolf?

 

[MP_]

Where's swampwerewolf?

stalking the opposition

 

[Kickpuncher]

I thought swampwerewolf wasn't with us anymore

 

[MP_]

there is always swampy

 

[Kickpuncher]

Perhaps anyone with photoshop skills could modernise the logo too? Im pretty average but ill give it a go when I can

 

[Gray Day]

Alcohol good. Red tins bad.

they could be bundy red, red tins

Nah confirmed for West End. Puts hairs on ya chest

I like my Coopers too...