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Anonymous Swamprat says "I should be full forward - I could be the greatest ever"
Tensions are reportedly rising at the Swamprats this week, as an anonymous player has told the media, "my CV is literally endless - it would break the internet if I tried to post it - so why am I not being played at full forward‽"
It's understood the frustration is bubbling to the surface in anticipation of the Swamprats' Round 6 clash with the Demons, where the player in question will face the greatest goal-kicker of all time - Tarkyn_24 - in opposition.
Tarkyn_24, who played at centre half forward in Round 5, has recently been the centre of much media attention on the back of becoming the first player ever to break the 1,000 goal barrier. League legend Hate enjoyed every second of Tarks' progress and eventual achievement:
So will this anonymous Swamprat be heard, or will captains philreich and Kennedy Parker stick with the status quo? It's understood incumbent full forward Catsnlakers has no intention of making a positional move - so will this one end in tears?
Top two goal-kickers in Sweet FA history (entirely unrelated):
Tensions are reportedly rising at the Swamprats this week, as an anonymous player has told the media, "my CV is literally endless - it would break the internet if I tried to post it - so why am I not being played at full forward‽"
It's understood the frustration is bubbling to the surface in anticipation of the Swamprats' Round 6 clash with the Demons, where the player in question will face the greatest goal-kicker of all time - Tarkyn_24 - in opposition.
Tarkyn_24, who played at centre half forward in Round 5, has recently been the centre of much media attention on the back of becoming the first player ever to break the 1,000 goal barrier. League legend Hate enjoyed every second of Tarks' progress and eventual achievement:
Media - I Am Definitely The Best - S31 - Our Best Friends Best Friend Is Our Enemy :hug:
Are the words of Sweet F.A Hall of Famer, 446 gamer, and 3-time Fred Medallist, Tarkyn_24, who is eyeing off yet another historic milestone. I recently had the opportunity to speak with 80% of fans favourite player about his time in the league, with a specific focus on what he is best known...
www.bigfooty.com
Media - #Tarks_1000 - A love letter to the leagues leading goalkicker.
1 : 15.33 {CHB} - Tarkyn_24 is third man up and takes it easily. 1 : 15.37 {CHF} - Tarkyn_24 is now off and running. 1 : 15.41 {CHF} - This could be goal of the match. 1 : 15.45 {CHF} - Can he kick it? Yes he can. East Side Phoenix : 4.2.26 Mount Buller Demons : 2.2.14...
www.bigfooty.com
So will this anonymous Swamprat be heard, or will captains philreich and Kennedy Parker stick with the status quo? It's understood incumbent full forward Catsnlakers has no intention of making a positional move - so will this one end in tears?
Top two goal-kickers in Sweet FA history (entirely unrelated):