Another Trump presidency or Essendon win a final?

[Stronzo]

Both horrible possibilities unfortunately, but if you could avoid one which would it be?

Shout out to The Junktime podcast.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Easy decision

Also one is a 50/50 prospect while the odds against the other are astronomical

 

[frggr]

Appreciate the return of the Jack Watts option.

I feel like zackah alone would be worse than the Cheeto Chancellor, but at least zackah doesn't yet have the power to nuke other countries.

 

[Chief]

Which final? If it's the Grand Final, then #MAGA !

 

[frggr]

Chief you'd better not give him that option!

(I think it's in one of the deeper menu options)

 

[Sqotty from office works]

With Essendon everybody projectile vomits.

With Donny, the whole world gets to laugh.

 

[frggr]

With Essendon everybody projectile vomits.

With Donny, the whole world gets to laugh.

I suspect the Ukrainians won't get to laugh when he pulls their funding and support for his "friend" in Moscow.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Post your melt below...

 

[frggr]

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Of course you're dumb enough to be a MAGAT.

It's full of "I'm bitter that the smart kids didn't end up picking up cigarette butts for a living" types.

 

[hufus]

Attitudes like that are a major factor in why he's likely to win again.

And far more likely than Essington are to win a final, but no point stating the obvious.

 

[zackah]

Appreciate the return of the Jack Watts option.

I feel like zackah alone would be worse than the Cheeto Chancellor, but at least zackah doesn't yet have the power to nuke other countries.

I'm working on that.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I'm working on that.

Can you please bomb Corio Kitty Litterbox Stadium first on your agenda? thanks in advance!

 

[Chief]

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I think he's living rent free because he doesn't pay his bills.

 

[frggr]

I would rainbow so many posts if Chir f hadn't taken my powers away

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[Cyclops]

Serious lulz to be had.

 

[FurTheWin]

Plot twist:
Let Essendon govern the USA

Jobe in charge of Media
Big Ears - Health Secretary
Bomber to tackle the opioid crisis
Sheeds - Equalities Minister
zackah - Department of Justice
And so on

And let Trump line up on Anzac Day at Full Forward opposite Maynard

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Sorry but an * finals win (except against Carlton, but even then, I'd cop rather than Trump back)

Trump is a monster, a pig and really should have been in jail for a number of felonies that would have seen anyone else do time.

But you know what s***s me most of all, the Cult of Aussie Trump worshippers.

Donny Boy has done nothing for Australia, except bring out the xenophobic cookers and bigots out of the woodwork.

Btw Joe Biden also sucks and shouldn't run again either. He is a idiot who has badly mishandled the Gaza/Middle Eastern Conflict.

We need a third/better option.

I say Larry Bird for President !!!

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Appreciate the return of the Jack Watts option.

I feel like zackah alone would be worse than the Cheeto Chancellor, but at least zackah doesn't yet have the power to nuke other countries.

zackah as leader/President would be like when Homer Simpson was Sanitation Commissioner on the Simpsons

 

[Pistol Night]

Sorry but an * finals win (except against Carlton, but even then, I'd cop rather than Trump back)

Trump is a monster, a pig and really should have been in jail for a number of felonies that would have seen anyone else do time.

But you know what s***s me most of all, the Cult of Aussie Trump worshippers.

Donny Boy has done nothing for Australia, except bring out the xenophobic cookers and bigots out of the woodwork.

Btw Joe Biden also sucks and shouldn't run again either. He is a idiot who has badly mishandled the Gaza/Middle Eastern Conflict.

We need a third/better option.

I say Larry Bird for President !!!

Only if Magic Johnson is his opponent in the election. Imagine the smack talking in that campaign

 

[Mofra]

Only if Magic Johnson is his opponent in the election. Imagine the smack talking in that campaign

You want smack talk?


Larry Biiiiiiiiiird!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[frggr]

Plot twist:
Let Essendon govern the USA

Jobe in charge of Media
Big Ears - Health Secretary
Bomber to tackle the opioid crisis
Sheeds - Equalities Minister
zackah - Department of Justice
And so on

And let Trump line up on Anzac Day at Full Forward opposite Maynard

what about Two Jackets Dodoro?

 

[frggr]

Donny Boy has done nothing for Australia, except bring out the xenophobic cookers and bigots out of the woodwork.

No need to bring Footy Is The Win into this discussion

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Sorry but an * finals win (except against Carlton, but even then, I'd cop rather than Trump back)

Trump is a monster, a pig and really should have been in jail for a number of felonies that would have seen anyone else do time.

But you know what s***s me most of all, the Cult of Aussie Trump worshippers.

Donny Boy has done nothing for Australia, except bring out the xenophobic cookers and bigots out of the woodwork.

Btw Joe Biden also sucks and shouldn't run again either. He is a idiot who has badly mishandled the Gaza/Middle Eastern Conflict.

We need a third/better option.

I say Larry Bird for President !!!

If the best they can chuck up is Orange Face and Great Grandpa Simpson, they really DESERVE another civil war

 

[JoseMourinho]

If the best they can chuck up is Orange Face and Great Grandpa Simpson, they really DESERVE another civil war

Corn Pop aint gonna like you talkin smack about ol smokin joe.