David Mensch
Senior List
Hi Cat fans, Menschy here.
The Geelong juggernaut keeps rolling on! After thrashing St Kilda on the weekend it appears that the sleeping giant of the competition has well and truly woken. Things got a bit rough during the game with Barry Hall throwing a few haymakers, but i was brought on as a Roger Merritt-type enforcer to keep him in line through my physical intimidation. Grant Thomas is struggling to find his team some form. He called me last night for some advice on how to get his guys on track. I explained that the best thing to do was to kick as many goals as you can, whilst at the same time try to limit the opposition's ability to score. He didn't seem to understand so in the end i just told him to piss off.
I was watching Home and Away the other night when it occurred to me that if Craig Bradley is still playing at the age of 37, there's no reason why i can't go on that long either. Oh, sure, it means i have to put off my singing career for another few years, but with bands like the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync and Nikki Webster i think that pop music is in good hands for the time being.
It was a good crunch time goal by Ben Dixon yesterday. It reminded me of Ablett's goal after the siren in the 94 prelim. He was no certainty to score, but i sensed his anxiety and called out "You'll be right Gazza", and he calmly slotted it through to put us in the grand final. I don't think i received the recognition i deserved for my contribution in that situation, but sometimes life isn't fair....
see ya
The Geelong juggernaut keeps rolling on! After thrashing St Kilda on the weekend it appears that the sleeping giant of the competition has well and truly woken. Things got a bit rough during the game with Barry Hall throwing a few haymakers, but i was brought on as a Roger Merritt-type enforcer to keep him in line through my physical intimidation. Grant Thomas is struggling to find his team some form. He called me last night for some advice on how to get his guys on track. I explained that the best thing to do was to kick as many goals as you can, whilst at the same time try to limit the opposition's ability to score. He didn't seem to understand so in the end i just told him to piss off.
I was watching Home and Away the other night when it occurred to me that if Craig Bradley is still playing at the age of 37, there's no reason why i can't go on that long either. Oh, sure, it means i have to put off my singing career for another few years, but with bands like the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync and Nikki Webster i think that pop music is in good hands for the time being.
It was a good crunch time goal by Ben Dixon yesterday. It reminded me of Ablett's goal after the siren in the 94 prelim. He was no certainty to score, but i sensed his anxiety and called out "You'll be right Gazza", and he calmly slotted it through to put us in the grand final. I don't think i received the recognition i deserved for my contribution in that situation, but sometimes life isn't fair....
see ya








