Any one need advice??

[The Gentleman]

Hi, I thought this could be interesting for everyone involved, Since u all know I've got a massive footy brain, I thought I could answer any question u have, about footy or life, Dr.Phill style, if u think I'm not smart, this is what I said week ago about Aaron Black!!

!!Quoting myself!!
I've seen him play a lot in his junior days, and IMO he has the Attributes to be a real quality player, I know it's a big call, but I'm willing to put my reputation on the line (if any of u respect me, I'm not sure) that he will be a gun.

Ask Away, Thumbs Up

 

[Horace]

Hi, I thought this could be interesting for everyone involved, Since u all know I've got a massive footy brain, I thought I could answer any question u have, about footy or life, Dr.Phill style, if u think I'm not smart, this is what I said week ago about Aaron Black!!

!!Quoting myself!!
I've seen him play a lot in his junior days, and IMO he has the Attributes to be a real quality player, I know it's a big call, but I'm willing to put my reputation on the line (if any of u respect me, I'm not sure) that he will be a gun.

Ask Away, Thumbs Up

Given that it is a very very long time since I last scored, what would be the chances of me scoring again soon? Thanks "Dr. The Gentleman".

 

[The Gentleman]

Given that it is a very very long time since I last scored, what would be the chances of me scoring again soon? Thanks "Dr. The Gentleman".

Oh man, it's not looking good for you, it's gonna be a long long time, Sorry Horace, hope I haven't ruined your day.

 

[Horace]

Oh man, it's not looking good for you, it's gonna be a long long time, Sorry Horace, hope I haven't ruined your day.

Sadly it has and also you confirmed my worst fears. I suppose though on the bright side it does validate your claims to be able to answer "any question we may have".

 

[Dan]

I'm having some difficulty getting laid, can you help me?

 

[A Swallow]

Wtf....

 

[The Gentleman]

I'm having some difficulty getting laid, can you help me?

Dan, I'm Talented but not that Talented, even the best in world can have their hiccups, I've never been stumped like this before, sorry Dan.

 

[The Gentleman]

Wtf....

Stands for "What The F***" that was an easy one.

 

[Dan]

Oh shit, well this helps :stern look

 

[The Gentleman]

Oh shit, well this helps :stern look

Hang on, I'm getting a vibe from you, I'm sensing your a cross dresser, just stop wearing woman's clothes and u should be alright.

 

[Bulge]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could get wood?

 

[The Gentleman]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could get wood?

Some maintain that a wood chuck would not be able to chuck wood at all.
But if it could, Due to the average size of a woodchuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the woodchuck is functioning correctly.

 

[Carlos Herrrnandez]

How are Basa fillets so cheap at Safeway?

 

[LB2Snake]

Hi, I thought this could be interesting for everyone involved, Since u all know I've got a massive footy brain, I thought I could answer any question u have, about footy or life, Dr.Phill style, if u think I'm not smart, this is what I said week ago about Aaron Black!!

!!Quoting myself!!
I've seen him play a lot in his junior days, and IMO he has the Attributes to be a real quality player, I know it's a big call, but I'm willing to put my reputation on the line (if any of u respect me, I'm not sure) that he will be a gun.

Ask Away, Thumbs Up

Hey Dr TG, do you know how to find the video ezy thread? Bloody funny read that.

 

[The Gentleman]

How are Basa fillets so cheap at Safeway?

Basa are very fast growing fish - so the cost of raising them is far less, so they get shit loads of them, throw them on a truck to Safeway, I think that answers your question, I don't know anything else about these fish. BTW Coles is better

 

[Carlos Herrrnandez]

Thanks The Gentleman

Should I re-sign for the Victory?

 

[Fart Cummings]

why does toast always fall spread side down?

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Should I sell my Facebook shares yet?

 

[liam_13]

I have a lump.

Where is it, and then what is it?

 

[The Gentleman]

Hey Dr TG, do you know how to find the video ezy thread? Bloody funny read that.

I remember how funny that was,
This is the best I could do, if u want to read it all, type in google,
To the guy at video ezy in altona. Bigfooty and u should get it all.

Okay so today I went to Video Ezy in Altona to use the computer cause i had no printer, anyway so when I get to my computer I see an older guy on bigfooty who happened to be on the North Melbourne board. So as any curious person would, I wanted to find out which poster this person was. Anyway so I suppose he saw me staring, anyway you wouldn't believe what this dick does. He ****ing goes to ask.com and types in "stop looking over my shoulder you ****ing ****". Obviously he knew i was looking but I ****ing just laughed, couldn't believe it, but anyway i didn't wanna piss him off so i stopped looking because i figured why would i want to know who this jerk of a guy is. Anyway so if you're here mate, maybe you shouldn't be so much of a dick to people who are curious, **** i'm only 18. geeez....and just so you know, when i was in my car off to the cricket club i saw you still on the computer whilst driving passed, one hour later!...don't you have a computer?, how ****ing sad are you? anyway that's my rant for the day, feel free mods to delete it if you want but i just figured i'd put it out there.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Why are there so many Australians in Spartacus: Blood and Sand? A show thats set in Rome?

 

[The Gentleman]

Thanks The Gentleman

Should I re-sign for the Victory?

If they give u a contract, Take It

 

[The Gentleman]

Should I sell my Facebook shares yet?

Not yet, wait to I make a Facebook account, the shares should go threw the roof. Then u sell, then I delete my account which would make them fall again, and only u would make a profit.

 

[The Gentleman]

Why are there so many Australians in Spartacus: Blood and Sand? A show thats set in Rome?

It's a package deal at Harvey world travel, if u go to Rome, u get to be an extra in a tv show, I heard it's going pretty well.

 

[The Gentleman]

I have a lump.

Where is it, and then what is it?

Man Boobs, it's in the chest region.