Applications are now open

[RedVest4]

To join maiself Vesty and Elite Finger Twirler as an elite member of the divvy van.

Please post your applications below and our personal assistants Byron Porkett and Chaseton will filter the elite applications through to us for review.

Application process is simple, simply explain what it takes to make an elite thread like those we have created so many times.

Thankyou.

 

[ChappyUK]

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Instructions: Look at what Vesty does. Do something different.

 

[Wind Guard]

Is this an elite thread?

Everybody knows that elite positions are never advertised.

Typikal Kanberra Klown recruiting for a Cirkus - too much paper work.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

To join maiself Vesty and Elite Finger Twirler as an elite member of the divvy van.

Please post your applications below and our personal assistants Byron Porkett and Chaseton will filter the elite applications through to us for review.

Application process is simple, simply explain what it takes to make an elite thread like those we have created so many times.

Thankyou.

You posted this on the wrong board D/H.

I'm demoting you to personal assistant.

 

[Wind Guard]

You posted this on the wrong board D/H.

I'm demoting you to personal assistant.

Leadership spill...all hell is breaking loose

 

[Good_Old]

You posted this on the wrong board D/H.

I'm demoting you to personal assistant.

Not to fear, I'm sure it will find its way to the correct board soon.

 

[RedVest4]

You posted this on the wrong board D/H.

I'm demoting you to personal assistant.

Relax D/H!

It’ll get there, don’t worry.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

First The Kardinia Klown Kats kollapsed as a sporting organisation in this country and are klearly finished and washed up.

Now, RedVest4 must resign and close his BigFooty akkount.

It's amazing how fast things kan turn in here my friends

Kuck

 

[zackah]

To join maiself Vesty and Elite Finger Twirler as an elite member of the divvy van.

Please post your applications below and our personal assistants Byron Porkett and Chaseton will filter the elite applications through to us for review.

Application process is simple, simply explain what it takes to make an elite thread like those we have created so many times.

Thankyou.

Hello RedVest4

I would like to have relations of the sexual kind with your sister and/or significant other.

Thank you for considering my application.

Best, z.

 

[harry000]

I dont apply for things, typically Im head hunted.

 

[harry000]

Speaking of, tell Byron Porkett his grovelling in the DM is unbecoming of such an "elite" poster and isnt enticing me to apply at all really.

 

[zackah]

I dont apply for things, typically Im head hunted.

This is sadly true

 

[frggr]

You forgot to add "Pencil Dicks need only apply"

 

[ChappyUK]

You forgot to add "Pencil Dicks need only apply"

No dicks amongst RedVest4 And Byron Porkett

 

[Byron Porkett]

No dicks amongst RedVest4 And Byron Porkett

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[ChappyUK]

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[Byron Porkett]

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[Wojcinski]

If after creating a thread I have an erection, then that thread is elite

 

[ChappyUK]

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[RedVest4]

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Lel I think you gotta give him this one Byron Porkett

 

[Byron Porkett]

Lel I think you gotta give him this one Byron Porkett

Nah, it's a retaliation sh0p. Claiming this as a bite...

 

[ChappyUK]

Nah, it's a retaliation sh0p. Claiming this as a bite...
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