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[bluenuts]

Does anyone remember those 2 **** on Foxtel? Dean and Frankie i think. Apparently they are still around and doing stuff for carltons website.

 

[GoYouBlues]

He'll come back in a new show.

How do we know it's offseason?[/QUOTE

Obvious - no tool of the week.

What's the differenve between a truckload of babies and a truckload of golfballs?

 

[tonywce23]

Does anyone remember those 2 **** on Foxtel? Dean and Frankie i think. Apparently they are still around and doing stuff for carltons website.

Pretty sure they have a show on Hutchy's site, Footyheads

 

[Smell The Glove]

Obvious - no tool of the week.

What's the differenve between a truckload of babies and a truckload of golfballs?

The drivier of the baby truck has a moustache, while the driver of the golf ball truck wears overalls.

Shampoo or Conditioner. Which tastes better on toast?

 

[ssfc0203]

The drivier of the baby truck has a moustache, while the driver of the golf ball truck wears overalls.

Shampoo or Conditioner. Which tastes better on toast?

Conditioner. Although its a bit creamy, its better than tasting a soap wannabe.

Why does the sex ad above the start of threads keep replaying?

 

[Super Goalie]

Beacause it goes and goes all night.

Which area of the defence force is best - Air, Army or Navy?

 

[bigkev bleeds purple]

The swedish one has freinds, was actually going to go see her yesterday but she was all the way up in murdoch student housing and i was too pissed to drive and too broke to pay for a taxi. I'll take pictures then PM to you if you want

Has anyone else tried Blair's Mega Death Sauce?

Wow. I live at Murdoch student village!

I'll keep my eyes out for a Swedish chick and a sad guy who can't spell in future.

 

[Dyslexic Emo]

Wow. I live at Murdoch student village!

I'll keep my eyes out for a Swedish chick and a sad guy who can't spell in future.

Well I'll be there on Friday, So i'll be on the lookout for a big guy called kieran. only after i'm finished with the swedish girl though. Be nice and we'll introduce you to her freinds. But that's only if you can handle being with people who spell badly on BF

 

[Smell The Glove]

Beacause it goes and goes all night.

Which area of the defence force is best - Air, Army or Navy?

The Airborne Naval Army.

Why is Roger Federer a mongoose?

 

[bigkev bleeds purple]

Well I'll be there on Friday, So i'll be on the lookout for a big guy called kieran. only after i'm finished with the swedish girl though. Be nice and we'll introduce you to her freinds. But that's only if you can handle being with people who spell badly on BF

You actually spell quite well for a dyslexic.

 

[COOL-A-ROO]

The Airborne Naval Army.

Why is Roger Federer a mongoose?

I actually thought he was Swiss


Is Powerstufff the only imbecile on BF to not realise that his signature is gibberish or are all Port fans really that stupid?

 

[Dyslexic Emo]

I actually thought he was Swiss


Is Powerstufff the only imbecile on BF to not realise that his signature is gibberish or are all Port fans really that stupid?

I tried to help him and tell him about it through a PM but after explaining it twice and getting the same response (futher gibberish) I just gave up. Far be it from me to let a fool be a tool.

Q:Why do girls need to pee after sex? (answer down below)

A:have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwhich the morning after?


Real question: What do you do with your old Sports trophys/medals/ribbons/photos/jumpers?

 

[Slattery_20]

I bought an island for them

Which new coach - Harvey, Ratten, Knights or that Melbourne guy - will be sacked first?

 

[richoatthedisco]

I bought an island for them

Which new coach - Harvey, Ratten, Knights or that Melbourne guy - will be sacked first?

Harvey. He ain't that bright.

Will the AFL ever admit the Telstra Dome surface causes injuries?

 

[catfan29]

Does anyone remember those 2 **** on Foxtel? Dean and Frankie i think. Apparently they are still around and doing stuff for carltons website.

hahahah dean and frankie lol

I swear one of those kids had more pimples than than.... i dunno but he had a shitload of them on his face, looked more like a pepperoni pizza actually.

aside from that, their show was gay

 

[Ben the Gooner]

I tried to help him and tell him about it through a PM but after explaining it twice and getting the same response (futher gibberish) I just gave up. Far be it from me to let a fool be a tool.

Q:Why do girls need to pee after sex? (answer down below)

A:have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwhich the morning after?


Real question: What do you do with your old Sports trophys/medals/ribbons/photos/jumpers?

Mum keeps them on the mantlepiece.
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If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?[/FONT]

 

[Smell The Glove]

Mum keeps them on the mantlepiece.
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If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?[/FONT]

Drag queen

Why do spiders not wear socks?

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Drag queen

Why do spiders not wear socks?

Because they don't need them.

When was the last tie you had a chuck?

 

[And_ROOS]

Because they don't need them.

When was the last tie you had a chuck?

I remember in the local cricket we were tied and someone chucked the ball and it was called no ball and the batsman was run out and the match ended on an even kiel. Amazing stuff that.
Oh you mean last TIME i chucked? Few years ago on a QLD trip after getting para in a pub on the Gold Coast. Best bit was i picked up some random lass and went back to her hotel and i left before she woke up to see the surprise in her bathroom.

Who will be the next Weagle to nearly OD?

 

[markjjj]

Daniel Kerr


Who'd you rather nail....Megan Gale or Jennifer Hawkins?

 

[COOL-A-ROO]

Who will be the next Weagle to nearly OD?

Coach Worsfold.....................from anti-depressants!



Why does Richmond keep shooting itself in the foot & their supporters happily accept mediocrity/failure?


*added.....Hawkins 10 times over

 

[markjjj]

Cause there're in the BOX seat.

Who would win a fight to the death out of a 15' Great White shark and a 15' Saltwater croc.?

(i'm on the croc)

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Daniel Kerr


Who'd you rather nail....Megan Gale or Jennifer Hawkins?

Hawkins by the length of Flemington straight

Cause there're in the BOX seat.

Who would win a fight to the death out of a 15' Great White shark and a 15' Saltwater croc.?

(i'm on the croc)

Id go the crock too.

Paris Hilton... Hot or Skanky dog?

 

[Slattery_20]

Both

Cam Mooney 2007 or Barry Hall 2005?

 

[BK Eaglesfan]

Both

Cam Mooney 2007 or Barry Hall 2005?

Hall 2005

Sydney vs Adelaide in the AFL or the A league, which game is likely to be higher scoring?