Official Team Thread Baghdad Bombers S24 Official Team Thread - CONGRATULATIONS S24 ANT555 MEDALIST KOHPHI

[Dawn to Dark]

PhenomenalV1

Talks the talk and walks the walk the Pheno Show is a joy to watch
Good banter seems like a good guy loves kicking goals and inviting us to his 9 course pre game feast
Pheno, Wayne Carey is your lookalike thingo, minus the women bashing and drugs

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[LicoriceAllsorts]

Lions should win quite easily..

No *ing s**t!

 

[Dawn to Dark]

LicoriceAllsorts
Universally loved by most on SFA, well in the four weeks I've been on here and seem well respected and like a cool dude.
Lenny Hayes and you share some similar traits

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[LicoriceAllsorts]

My favorite non Lions player evar

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Tony Lynn 15

Funny guy with a tight bromance with PackedLunch, hopefully you don't ejaculate prematurely. You have a lot of knowledge and are little cheeky sometimes, you're probably not but I just had two glasses of tsipouro so I'm cooked anyway.
You're AfL lookalike is Josh Bootsma, minus the explicit photos and naughty underage teen fun.

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[KohPhi]

Hey burningdwarf, if Dawn to Dark does an AFL profile on you, will you come back??

Mid season trade period coming up, you could be the innaugral client for the KohPhi Recruitment Agency!!

 

[KohPhi]

@TonyLynn15

Funny guy with a tight bromance with PackedLunch, hopefully you don't ejaculate prematurely. You have a lot of knowledge and are little cheeky sometimes, you're probably not but I just had two glasses of tsipouro so I'm cooked anyway.
You're AfL lookalike is Josh Bootsma, minus the explicit photos and naughty underage teen fun.

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Hahahaha...

 

[TheCoach16]

I need some dirt on these lads, weak spots, I'm not just out to hurt this week I'm here to take souls.

All you need to know is, BRAB is an absolute flog. Bring the good stuff, aim it at him, and don't hold back...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

PhenomenalV1

Talks the talk and walks the walk the Pheno Show is a joy to watch
Good banter seems like a good guy loves kicking goals and inviting us to his 9 course pre game feast
Pheno, Wayne Carey is your lookalike thingo, minus the women bashing and drugs

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I'm not sure how I feel about this..

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I've been looking for an excuse to retire lately, and I think this is it.

I repeat, good riddance.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Tony Lynn 15

Funny guy with a tight bromance with PackedLunch, hopefully you don't ejaculate prematurely. You have a lot of knowledge and are little cheeky sometimes, you're probably not but I just had two glasses of tsipouro so I'm cooked anyway.
You're AfL lookalike is Josh Bootsma, minus the explicit photos and naughty underage teen fun.

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You are so very close with the above. you have let yourself down with the last sentence......it is a very exact likeness to me!

 

[BEEG]

can't afford to go 1-3, must win.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

We lost?

Sorry I wasn't able to be amongst it I've been on a weekend bender, footy season finished, running off 3 hours sleep today, work can gagf!!

We'll win next week.

 

[Dawn to Dark]

TheCoach16

Consistently ripping and tearing the s**t out of opponents. Has a good selection of one liners and gifs. Seems to be Underrated by a few on SFA a bit like Kade Simpson

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[ant555]

Can not be bothered looking up who won the coaches award this week. So here is Judy Jetson who was always a bit of a hottie for those young blokes who remember her.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Can not be bothered looking up who won the coaches award this week. So here is Judy Jetson who was always a bit of a hottie for those young blokes who remember her.

******* hell Ant....this is what you have been reduced to!!

 

[KohPhi]

Can not be bothered looking up who won the coaches award this week. So here is Judy Jetson who was always a bit of a hottie for those young blokes who remember her.

Goes ok... but has nothing on Melody from Josie and the Pussycats...



Jesus id tap that..

 

[ant555]

Goes ok... but has nothing on Melody from Josie and the Pussycats...

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Jesus id tap that..

Ease up, I will have nothing left for later in the season Can not come out all cartoons blazing straight up.

 

[ant555]

 

[ant555]

 

[Trust_in_sps]

Winning Round Threes candy selling is none other than our #superrookie PhenomenalV1

congratulations

Phen win the award with offloading candy which led to a score

3 : 23.08 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 23.12 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 23.16 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 eye's the goals and has a shot.
3 : 23.21 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 kicks the goal.
Dragons FFC : 18.3.111
Baghdad Bombers : 9.7.61

hONORABLE mENTIONS GO TO:


2 : 9.3 {lW} - Trust_in_sps sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.

2 : 24.47 {lW} - Trust_in_sps sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 24.51 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to miggs.
2 : 24.55 {lW} - Great bump by Hate. miggs has not moved.

Sorry about that one miggs


*yes its intentional if you are going to bug me about a spelling mistake here or there...

 

[HaroLad]

Another good week which saw us take 55% of the match thread.

• Dawn to Dark stole the show with 68 posts, well done
• Tony Lynn 15 continues his run at the top
• ant555 did well to double his efforts the previous week
• BEEG is continuing on with his strong start

We need to lift for the Hawks this week fam.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

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Another good week which saw us take 55% of the match thread.

• Dawn to Dark stole the show with 68 posts, well done
• Tony Lynn 15 continues his run at the top
• ant555 did well to double his efforts the previous week
• BEEG is continuing on with his strong start

We need to lift for the Hawks this week fam.

Lift!?!?

Skipper we are 2 days in and I feel like I have made around 300 posts!!

 

[KohPhi]

A belated hello Bombers, welcome to the R 3 edition of "Talking KohPhi" . Round 2 saw a loss against the Warriors and after much soul searching and game plan discussions whilst on the piss at "The Turbin Cowboy", we were confident approaching our game against our neighbours from Dragon Island, The Dragons FFC.

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We pick up play at the start of the 1st..

1 : .01 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of Hate

The sim was showing it's humour here..

1 : 1.52 {rHBF} - So A Swallow ... with a moment to digest his options

Bombers start well early... iDon and . PhenomenalV1 both hit the score board early

1 : 4.21 {rHFF} - iDon marks easily.
1 : 4.25 {rHFF} - iDon sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 4.29 {rHFF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
1 : 4.33 {rHFF} - Goal!? No. The goal umpire signals it was touched
1 : 5.09 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 looking for a lead.
1 : 5.12 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 has a bounce.
1 : 5.16 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 may even have goaled.
1 : 5.2 {FF} - Great goal by PhenomenalV1
1 : 6.2 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.25 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 - about 45 metres and not much angle.
1 : 6.29 {FF} - This will be - and is - a goal to PhenomenalV1

Bombers having all the play but unfortunately, accuracy let us down..

1 : 7.55 {lHFF} - So ant555 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 8 {lHFF} - ant555 has a ping.
1 : 8.04 {lHFF} - ant555 thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide

The Bombers should have 4 on the board,
the Dragon's make us pay and kick next 3..
The big fella steadies the ship with some individual brilliance..

1 : 16.16 {lW} - An underground handpass to miggs.
1 : 16.2 {lW} - Huge handpass to KohPhi. As good as a kick.
1 : 16.24 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 16.28 {lHFF} - KohPhi has another.
1 : 16.3 {lHFF} - Monster shot at goal from KohPhi.
1 : 16.34 {lHFF} - And he gets it

But bad kicking is bad qooty. Dragons 6 straight. Bombers 3.3 with the Bombers unlucky..

1 : 19.32 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 steadies himself and has a shot ....
1 : 19.36 {FF} - PhenomenalV1's kick slams into the right goal post

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Dragons FFC : 5.0.30
Baghdad Bombers : 3.3.21

The first 10 minutes of the 2nd belongs to Dragons. miggs, Coach, TL and Daniel McL are all getting plenty of the ball but can't stop the Dragons putting their 8th straight on the board..
Finally at the 12 minute mark, Trust_in_sps steadies the ship

2 : 12.33 {lW} - The ball is now with Trust_in_sps.
2 : 12.37 {lW} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
2 : 12.41 {lW} - Trust_in_sps says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one

Bombers trying hard but are not getting the goals they need..

2 : 14.52 {C} - Ohhh. Tony Lynn 15 runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
2 : 14.55 {C} - Tony Lynn 15 has it. What can he do with it
: 16.59 {rW} - Where did Trust_in_sps come from? Great tackle.
2 : 17.03 {lW} - Trust_in_sps breaks a tackle and is off

PhenomenalV1 doing his best to keep the Bombers in it..

2 : 18.15 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 looks downfield.
2 : 18.19 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if PhenomenalV1 keeps his cool.
2 : 18.23 {FF} - That's one of those special goals. Number 3 for PhenomenalV1

We are trying hard but things not going our way..

2 : 19.54 {lHBF} - Daniel McL takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
2 : 19.57 {lHBF} - Daniel McL signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 20.01 {CHB} - He kicks sideways towards Dawn to Dark.
2 : 20.05 {CHB} - Dawn to Dark slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Spanna_

Dragons have 11 on the board, but wily veteran Shermy brings one back on the half time siren

2 : 24.18 {CHF} - Shermy has it.
2 : 24.22 {CHF} - Shermy bounces the ball.
2 : 24.27 {FF} - Shermy touches the ball to the ground.
2 : 24.3 {FF} - He has a shot from nowhere.
2 : 24.32 {FF} - Bending baaaaaaaaaaaaack... GOAL. Shermy's kicked 1.

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Dragons FFC : 11.1.67
Baghdad Bombers : 6.4.40

Start of the 3rd Dragons goal within 20sec. Bombers quickly bring one back..... well nearly.

3 : 1.51 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to ant555.
3 : 1.55 {lHFF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
3 : 1.59 {lHFF} - That looked like a goal from here. But one behind only

Bombers classy rookie makes his mark..

: 2.13 {rFP} - Grandsun with a little space
{rFP} - This should be a certain goal.
3 : 2.19 {rFP} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football

Coach Fatima swinging the changes to try and fire up the Bombers who needed a spark..

3 : 3.44 {rBP} - Someone's changing.
3 : 3.48 - <<< HaroLad is trading places withDaniel McL
3 : 4.13 - <<< BEEG is coming on to replace Trust_in_sps

Bombers game plan seems to be confusing some...

3 : 6.02 {rW} - Handballs to LicoriceAllsorts.
3 : 6.06 {rW} - LicoriceAllsorts nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 6.08 {rW} - Then he runs it out of bounds ... deliberately

This sets the tone for 4 unanswered Dragon goals and by the 14 minute mark, they hold a commanding 8 goal lead.

Ant brings one back..

3 : 14 {lHFF} - ant555 takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
3 : 14.04 {lHFF} - So ant555 ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 14.08 {lHFF} - ant555 sees an open goal.
3 : 14.12 {lHFF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to ant555

But . the Dragons kick the next 3 to extend the lead to nearly 10 goals.
SuperRookie brings one back in Red time.

3 : 23.12 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 23.16 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 eye's the goals and has a shot.
3 : 23.21 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 kicks the goal

Dragons asserting themselves physically. Bombers fans are not happy..

3 : 24.51 {FB} - OOOOOOOooohh... Blaze Storm has poleaxed KohPhi

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Dragons FFC : 18.4.112
Baghdad Bombers : 9.7.61

The magic of the sim awards the Dragons a goal in the first 5 seconds of the last quarter before the ball is bounced..

The Bombers then kick the 5 of the last 6
(And hit the post twice) to add some respectability to the score. Shermy, iDon, billingsnumber and PhenomenalV1 combine for some great goals, however too little too late..

4 : 8.1 {C} - Tony Lynn 15 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 8.14 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Shermy.
4 : 8.16 {CHF} - Shermy seems to like his chances ....
4 : 8.2 {CHF} - He's dobbed it
4 : 11.11 {rHFF} - iDon has it.
4 : 11.15 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to billingsnumber.
4 : 11.17 {FF} - A poor handpass but PhenomenalV1 is up to the challenge.
4 : 11.21 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for PhenomenalV1.
4 : 11.25 {FF} - He likes it. He likes it a lot
4 : 13.21 {FF} - Its hard and tough but PhenomenalV1 wins possession.
4 : 13.25 {FF} - PhenomenalV1's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
4 : 13.29 {FF} - Straight through the centre

A brilliant solo effort from HumanMeatball..

4 : 15.49 {lHFF} - HumanMeatball wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 15.53 {lHFF} - HumanMeatball has a bounce.
4 : 15.57 {lFP} - Another bounce taken by HumanMeatball.
4 : 16.01 {lFP} - HumanMeatball is still looking for options and takes another.
4 : 16.06 {lFP} - Sets sail for home..
4 : 16.08 {lFP} - Top goal

SuperRookie ends a tough day for the Bombers with a good goal..

4 : 19.28 {FB} - The ball is now with cammo6556.
4 : 19.32 {FB} - Great bump by Grandsun. cammo6556 has not moved.
4 : 19.36 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 19.38 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 may even have goaled.
4 : 19.42 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 gets the goal

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Dragons FFC : 21.8.134
Baghdad Bombers : 14.11.95

A tough day at the office....


THREE THINGS WE LEARNED
1) Is the Premiership hangover a real thing? The Bombers LG will need to sort this out pretty quick. A good piss up session and watching the Grand Final win will do wonders.
2) WFL is approaching megastar status. The 17 wives he left behind in Baghdad will stop believing he left to manage a 7/11 in Abu Dhabi pretty soon.
3) Bombers coach Fatima must be feeling shaky.. Coach16, come on down??



Seeing as I'm so late, I'm sure we are already aware of the Hawks posters. An off season recruitment spree by ex admin The Filth Wizard has seen the club pick up SFA stars BRAB, tgrs and ole spookism..
This match thread could hit 100 pages.



I know it isn't Sweet FA related, but my least favourite week of the year is fast approaching.

The 'bye' week.

The 2016 premiership will forever be tainted as a modification in the rules allowed a mediocre side (the fact they didn't even make finals this year supports this) to claim ultimate glory. The fact that it could have cost Geelong or any other deserving side a premiership disgusts me.

Finishing top four might not be an advantage anymore, and that to me is an absolute farce.

POSTING STATS
Another excellent effort with 19 posters contributing with 13 posting double figures. Again, TonyLynn15 led the way with a ton of posts and strong efforts from BEEG, Dawn to Dark, LicoriceAllsorts and PhenomenalV1. Again we provided 6 of the top 10 thread posters. Let's keep the activity levels up and sbout..

POSTER OF THE YEAR AWARD
Leaderboard R.3
TonyLynn15 - 46
KohPhi - 43
BEEG- 31
PhenomenalV1 -15
LicoriceAllsorts - 13
Dawn to Dark - 9.5
miggs - 8
The Coach16 - 7.5
Harolad 3
Billingsnumber - 2

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Seeing as I'm so late, I'm sure we are already aware of the Hawks posters. An off season recruitment spree by ex admin The Filth Wizard has seen the club pick up SFA stars BRAB, tgrs pantskyle and ole Spookie.
This match thread could hit 100 pages.

Imagine if we'd actually re-signed pants.

200 pages.