Education & Reference Best pick-up lines

[breeno]

Alright, hit us up with your funniest or most effective pick up lines.

Credit to R Dub's link to:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127934903

Just chillin' like a villain.

Had a mate use the "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice" line to good effect over the summer holidays. He obtained an excellent result.

 

[omit]

pick up lines?

I just spray on some lynx and the girls jump on me

 

[breeno]

Chocolate or Click?

 

[omit]

chocolate usually. it's a more natural scent. that's what the ladies seem to prefer

EDIT - i'm not saying click doesn't work though

 

[indieswan96]

I can't see the point of any others when you can use chillin like a villain.

 

[Gus]

"Do you know who I am?"

*commence elaborate lie about being an AFL footballer/Aus Idol finalist/former Big Brother Housemate*

 

[breeno]

I can't see the point of any others when you can use chillin like a villain.

There really is no other option!

 

[breeno]

chocolate usually. it's a more natural scent. that's what the ladies seem to prefer

EDIT - i'm not saying click doesn't work though

Chocolate ftw.

Although cologne never goes astray.

 

[rossi]

Suck my dick **** always seems to work well. 60% of the time it works every time.

 

[Gus]

Suck my dick **** always seems to work well. 60% of the time it works every time.

hmmm. That doesn't make any sense.



Time to make this kitty purr

 

[Gus]

Did it hurt?

Hurt what?

When you fell?

What?

when you fell from heaven?





very low success rate- but wonderful if pulled off.

 

[Gus]

Mate of mine used this:

"So you know.. I'm an apprentice chef, and I'm really good."

"really?"

"yeah, how about I cook you breakfast?"

 

[indieswan96]

"I'd like to father your children."

Apparently it worked for some guy.

 

[Notorious_29]

How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilised?

 

[r dub 19]

"I'd like to father your children."

Apparently it worked for some guy.

Worked for michael douglas, used it on CZJ.

 

[ash_1050]

There's a 'U' in tongue but it should be the other way around.

 

[pezz]

wanna go halvies in some rape?

 

[kwame]

GUY: hey i think you have some toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe

*girl proceeds to lift up shoe to check*

GUY: nah not that shoe your other shoe

*girl then checks other shoe*

GUY: now that we`re dancing can i have your number

 

[choco123]

'This can be consensual or not. Your call entirely.'

 

[premiers06]

"Let's root. Good call/bad call?"

 

[Plugger35]

Are your parents ******ed?

Coz you're special

 

[kwame]

'This can be consensual or not. Your call entirely.'

haha

 

[r dub 19]

Come at me $lut.

 

[pezz]

I have over 1500 posts on bigfooty.

 

[kwame]

I have over 1500 posts on bigfooty.

*girl takes pants off*