Best sledges

[smithy]

what are some of the best sledges out on the field that you have heard?
2 that come to mind to me are 1: Where did you learn to bat, Edgbaston and 2: I have seen better batters in a fish'n'chip shop.
Any others to add?

Smithy

 

[jefffff34]

1. swingin like a dunny door in a hurricane
2. more shots in a bar
3. f*ck off c*nt

 

[Briedis]

All Swing - No Ding!

 

[dogboy23]

1.Woah!jesus christ someone move those cars back-After a huge swing and miss

2.Steven Waugh to Gibbs-You just dropped the world cup.

3.Warney laughing at Paul Adams after his attempt at a sweep shot.

4."Bowl a throat ball at the ****!"

5.The best would have to be pumping up your bowlers tyres in fron of the batsman.Things like "same as last week mate another 10 for" qualify in this area.

 

[BigKev]

Sledging

Batsmen to bowler:- "That ball was as wide as my wife's arse!"

 

[Squeak]

Warwick Todd to unnamed Indian player - "You have no bum."

 

[Bomber Spirit]

Read this one in some book and cracked up laughing for ages. An old English one from the 1960s.
In a county game, Freddie Trueman was bowling to Rev David Sheppard, who kept knicking the ball through slips, having LBW shouts turned down and having a lucky day.
Trueman eventually said to Sheppard "If you have as much luck on Sundays as you do on Saturdays, you'll end up Archbishop of Canterbury."

 

[newbie]

AHH PISS OFF YOUR OUT!

LMAO! PISSER! PURE THUCKEN GOLD!



GOOD OLD CARLTON FOR EVER THEY KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME!

THATS ALL PEOPLE!

 

[Pies rock]

My fave - "went through him like a hot curry"

As the bowler runs into bowl yell out to the batsman - "oi mate, ur balls are hanging out!"

 

[BMD]

"You can't get a runner for being a fat ****"

I Healy to A Ranatunga SCG 1996.