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[Quivorir]

Wow....just....wow

 

[Inciting Violence]

Not as bizarre but got a laugh from this one


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8272651/pastafarian-wins-right-wear-colander-in-licence

 

[thecatattack]

I remember reading that a while ago! Crazy shit!

 

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[_JC_]

What bizarre news stories do you know about?

Here's one I just saw...

Hairdresser karate kicks bandit, ties him up, feeds him viagra, and uses him for sex slave for three days

In Soviet Russia girl Fritzl's you

 

[SugarShane]

I'll often find the way serious headlines are worded funny, have a laugh, and then realise they're actually about someone dying or something. Ninemsn are usually the best for it.
A couple i found just now;
"Man decapitated after trying to smoke on train"
"Sex offender dies while raping elderly woman"

That shit makes me laugh, until you realise they're real stories.

 

[Thistle]

I think this may be a winner

Woman dies from allergic reaction to sex with dog

 

[showdownhero]

In Soviet Russia girl Fritzl's you

****in lol

 

[JimHet]

This

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/clostridium-difficile-superbug-beaten-by-transplanting-poo-from-healthy-people/story-fn5fsgyc-1226093197503

 

[jonoman89]

In Soviet Russia girl Fritzl's you

Congratulations, you have won the Internet.

 

[FootyJunkie]

In Soviet Russia girl Fritzl's you

ha ha, Gold!

 

[drd23]

This

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/clostridium-difficile-superbug-beaten-by-transplanting-poo-from-healthy-people/story-fn5fsgyc-1226093197503

Thats neither all that bizarre or news (as its not new). If you understood how you got the bug, it makes perfect sense that that would be a possible treatment

 

[WCErevival]

I think this may be a winner

Woman dies from allergic reaction to sex with dog

What.The. ****.

 

[magpies10]

There was an article in the Herald Sun a couple of weeks ago which read something along the lines of.

"Prince Charles has spent more money this year then he has in the previous year due to the wedding of William and Kate."

That was it, not bizarre but really why the hell would it be in a newspaper?

 

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http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/wei...ear-Chokes-to-Death-on-Sex-Toy-125560588.html

 

[Scooter#10]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1257850/Super-sized-mother-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html

What is wrong with some people? and people pay to watch her eat

 

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1257850/Super-sized-mother-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html

What is wrong with some people? and people pay to watch her eat

people like this disgust me. how ****ing vile

i hope she dies.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Why does she disgust you? If your concern is for her daughter, then fair enough. She's going to lose her mum sooner rather than later. But as for the mother herself, she chooses her own path in life.

 

[DO IT TO IT]

Why does she disgust you? If your concern is for her daughter, then fair enough. She's going to lose her mum sooner rather than later. But as for the mother herself, she chooses her own path in life.

because i see these fat assholes out and about all the time

they smell, they're rude, and they're just unpleasant in general

 

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[Hoffy95]

BRB robbing a salon.

 

[blues4flag]

How about this recent one?

Brothers kill mother because she wanted to play Yahtzee and they didn't

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No idea what Yahtzee is but must be pretty bad if it'd drives people to murder their mothers?

 

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