Bin Laden's last words

[soho]

my only regret, is that i have bone-itus

 

[soho]

i cant believe i ate the whole thing...

 

[Off Tap]

I was just a boy when the Carlton came to my village in their tanks. The tanks fired at the village and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Hordes of Carlton players ran amok in my village, destroying everything they touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were attacked by Fev and the boys. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, Carlton were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.

Durka, durka

 

[Geelong_Bisons_#36]

my only regret, is that i have bone-itus

 

[Two Eyes]

"The day Reimers kicks 8 will be the day I die."

Underrated post.

 

[Forey Johnson]

"North Melbourne won't win a game this year, I put my life on it"

 

[marshallfender]

Death or coach the power

 

[premiers06]

Karl stefanovic won a gold logie???

 

[STC]

"Remember to take Swan out of my Dream Team for the Collingwood bye and put Bartel back in. s**t, I hope I qualified for Eliminator..."

 

[Bay 13 God]

Tell Obama I am going to mow him down.

 

[TheSunGod]

"How's an Arab meant to compete with an infidel that spends an extra $2 billion outside the salary cap?"

 

[Extortion Threat]

Geez that Ricky Nixon is a scumbag.

 

[Bennett.]

For the last time Mr Swan, you tattooed infidel, I am NOT a cleaner....

 

[Dan]

"Do they have tea towels and blanket sheets down here?"

 

[PottSie2]

Osama : "COOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG"

*splat*

Seal Team : "STFU"

 

[coryne]

"Come on guys, I swear I'm not the leader of al-Qa'ida, it's my brother pretending to be me ............."

 

[Dan]

"Come on guys, I swear I'm not the leader of al-Qa'ida, it's my brother pretending to be me ............."

They didn't believe the Cake defense

 

[Bennett.]

Rosebud

 

[Tyler Durden007]

For the last time Mr Swan, you tattooed infidel, I am NOT a cleaner....

Winrar


"Achmed you cretin! I told you to dump the camel with the GPS chip under it's skin!!!"

Achmed: "But your magnificence, he has alluring eyes like the deep ocean"

 

[coryne]

They didn't believe the Cake defense

You have it wrong, where do you think Cake got it from .............

 

[betscandal]

"Why did I have that falafel home delivered?

 

[MacMum]

Nooooo! Eminem is cleaning out his closet!

 

[hands like feet]

He said it was islam and he would do what he wanted with it.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Somewhere in Pakistan, a poorly disguised Navy Seal meets Bin Laden.

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Americur.... **** YEAH! Comin' along to save the mother ****en day YEAH!

Americur... **** YEAH! So lick my butt and suck on my BALLS!

 

[Jamie007]

"I knew I should have upgraded the RAM on my gun"...