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As the old saying goes "boys will be boys".
I thought I would start a thread (if one is not already in existence) where we could all share our personal anecdotes of misadventure and cheekiness in boyhood. I'm sure there's plenty of hilarious stories out there.

To get things rolling.....
Growing up my father ran a small 15 person kitchen manufacturing business. He had a very old school black and white photocopier that managed to make barely recognisable reproductions. In school holidays both of my parents worked so i had to spend a lot of time entertaining myself in the unmanned factory office.

In my boredom i decided that it would be a good idead to photocopy my bum and send the copies anonymously to the addresses of my teachers, which i obtained from the Whitpages. In a couple of the copies there was more than just butt as the scrotum got a sneaky scanning as well. I sent the copies off and giggled to myself thinking about the reactions of the teachers as they opened the letters.

A few days passed and my dad came home one night to share a story. The police had attended the factory and given his apprentice a massive grilling on mailing his arse pictures to the teacher's of his former school. He was even threatened with being charged with possible sexual offences. I wasn't aware that he had gone to the same school. My dad then told us all how stupid he was in getting caught by sending out the pictures on paper with the company letterhead.

The old man always had a decent sense of humour so the apprentice wasn't sacked and I am pretty sure he knew who the real culprit was.
 
I'm too drunk from my night out to want to have a wank before sleep as it won't be satisfactory.

I guess you can say "boys will be boys"
 
i've been at work for 16 hours my brain is mostly redbull and piecharts.

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It was under 8's and the ball was always in our forward half and I was left back. I needed a piss, so I stood there on the soccer field and pissed. I got away with it. next week I thought I would try the same, I didn't get away with it.
 

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