BPB's Friday Tactics

[Rack Watts]

If I was coach of the Essendon Football Club the following would happen this week:

1. Not risk Hurley
2. Drop Ryder back for Buddy loving because his confidence is sky-high.
3. Bring in Bellchambers and move Hooker into a roaming ruck/forward position, this game will be won by the Mitchells/Watsons not the ruckmen.
4. Drop Henry Slattery for Jarrod Atkinson
5. Rev up Monfries and let him know this is his chance to rectify his banana from 2 years back.
6. Houli in
7. Backhand McPhee in the crotch till he decides to play consistantly missus shows her boobs on BigFooty.
8. Bring in Neagle, Williams is exciting when he leaps but would look more in place at a Star Trek convension.
9. Hire some cheer leaders
10. I am a bit drunk.

 

[AndyLesPaul]

If I was coach of the Essendon Football Club the following would happen this week:

1. Not risk Hurley
2. Drop Ryder back for Buddy loving because his confidence is sky-high.
3. Bring in Bellchambers and move Hooker into a roaming ruck/forward position, this game will be won by the Mitchells/Watsons not the ruckmen.
4. Drop Henry Slattery for Jarrod Atkinson disagree
5. Rev up Monfries and let him know this is his chance to rectify his banana from 2 years back.
6. Houli in hmm
7. Backhand McPhee in the crotch till he decides to play consistantly missus shows her boobs on BigFooty. rofl, evident drunkiness.
8. Bring in Neagle, Williams is exciting when he leaps but would look more in place at a Star Trek convension.
9. Hire some cheer leaders
10. I am a bit drunk.

I would what opinions you'd have if you were completely drunk.

 

[daffo]

Slattery is playing good footy this year. I don't think we should bring Neagle in but i'm at a loss on how we'll be kicking goals this week.
I would love Houli to get a shot.