Brett Ebert's Head

[RodgerFox]

It's the biggest head since the Easter Island statues!!

He's got to lay off the nerve tonic that young man.

Next time you watch Port play, sit back and marvel at what may well be the largest cranium of our time.


That is all.

 

[Nightwolf]

 

[PAFC2004]

It's the biggest head since the Easter Island statues!!

He's got to lay off the nerve tonic that young man.

Next time you watch Port play, sit back and marvel at what may well be the largest cranium of our time.


That is all.

You must have a lot of spare time on your hands...

 

[Yze_Magic]

 

[Portmanteau]

Yze, why would you choose a photo where his head appears not at all out of proportion?

 

[Hasus]

Look at this guys head...

So thats what they get up to in Parlament House?

 

[RodgerFox]

Yze, why would you choose a photo where his head appears not at all out of proportion?

Although I'm still laughing heartily at Yze's post, you're right. That is one photo that just doesn't do justice to the size of the man's scone.

 

[Jumpin' Jimmy]

Look at this guys head...

So thats what they get up to in Parlament House?

And yet they still try and tell us Costello is not after the head job.

 

[bluesforever]

he looks like a butch lesbian.

 

[Moo://_Cow]

HAHAHAHAHhA

 

[Poptart]

And here are the stats:

J.Howard
Kicks - 0
Marks - 0
Handballs - 0
Hard Ball Gets - 2

P.Costello
Kicks - 0
Marks - 0
Handballs - 0
Recieves - 1

 

[RTBB]

 

[Jimmy]

apparantly, ebert has to lay off the weights as his upper body is getting too big causing stress on his hammy's etc...but i dont think his head is physically too big for his body, but psychologically....

 

[RodgerFox]

apparantly, ebert has to lay off the weights as his upper body is getting too big causing stress on his hammy's etc...but i dont think his head is physically too big for his body, but psychologically....

The nerve tonic is the worry, not the weights.

Serious bout of gigantism going on there.

 

[Higgs Boson]

Serious bout of gigantism going on there.

Well Mr. Burns had done it.
The power plant had won it, with Roger Clemens clucking all the while.
Mile Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile.
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile.
We're talkin softball, from Maine to SanDiego.
Talkin' softball: Mattingly and Conceco.
Brett Ebert's grotesquely swollen head;
Steve Sax and his run-ins with the law.
Were talkin Homer, Ozzie and the Straw

 

[Jimmy]

Well Mr. Burns had done it.
The power plant had won it, with Roger Clemens clucking all the while.
Mile Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile.
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile.
We're talkin softball, from Maine to SanDiego.
Talkin' softball: Mattingly and Conceco.
Brett Ebert's grotesquely swollen head;
Steve Sax and his run-ins with the law.
Were talkin Homer, Ozzie and the Straw

Sorry to nipick, but its Mike

But still, absolute flipping classic!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hasus]

Well Mr. Burns had done it.
The power plant had won it, with Roger Clemens clucking all the while.
Mile Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile.
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile.
We're talkin softball, from Maine to SanDiego.
Talkin' softball: Mattingly and Conceco.
Brett Ebert's grotesquely swollen head;
Steve Sax and his run-ins with the law.
Were talkin Homer, Ozzie and the Straw

How f'kn cool is that song, honestly

 

[melbournemartin]

How f'kn cool is that song, honestly

ive gotta download it one day

 

[Grave Danger]

Not a large head, just short legs...

 

[PAFC2004]

I really can't see it... it's not that big.

 

[Nightwolf]

On the body size topic, how bloody short and stumpy are Brent Maloney's arms?

 

[melbournemartin]

Not a large head, just short legs...

lol he kinda reminds me of Lars Urich (Metallica Drummer)

not very broad shoulders, short but big head

 

[Silvagnis]

Easter Island Statue

Trent Knobel

Biggest Head trying to look like Neil Balme

 

[Jimmy]

Not a large head, just short legs...

wait, in that pic, his cranium does look a little too big!!!

 

[Marns]

On the body size topic, how bloody short and stumpy are Brent Maloney's arms?

Haha, moloney is a little stumpy. He is built solid, but his arms and legs are very short.