Brett Ebert's Head

[outback jack]

he is a try-hard with limited talent, getting the most out of his body. There must be alot of pressure on him though.

 

[Falchoon]

Well Mark Williams had done it.
The Port Power had won it, with Alan Scott whinging all the while.
Wisons comeback from illness made us smile.
While Primus lay unconscious in denial
We're talkin football, from The port to the Torrens
Talkin' football: Tredrea and the Cornes
Brett Ebert's grotesquely swollen head;
Byron Pickett the way he hurts and maims
Were talkin Wakelin, Wangas and Roger James

I tried

 

[kangaroo19]

Sorry to nipick, but its Mike

But still, absolute flipping classic!!!!!!!!!

Sorry to nitpick, but it's nitpick, not nipick

 

[LongBomb]

Well Mark Williams had done it.
The Port Power had won it, with Alan Scott whinging all the while.
Wisons comeback from illness made us smile.
While Primus lay unconscious in denial
We're talkin football, from The port to the Torrens
Talkin' football: Tredrea and the Cornes
Brett Ebert's grotesquely swollen head;
Byron Pickett the way he hurts and maims
Were talkin Wakelin, Wangas and Roger James

I tried

heh - nice one!

 

[OneEyedHawk]

Dean Brogan's head is friggin' enormous as well. Wonder who'd win in a 'butt-off' out of these two?

 

[Jabsy]

he is a try-hard with limited talent

Coming from the master of talentless try-hards...

I'd say spot the irony.

 

[JohnF]

Trophy heads of the comp:

Dean Brogan
Brett Ebert
Warren Tredrea
Matthew Richardson
Troy Makepeace (side on especially)
Both Roccas
Brendan Fevola
Clark Keating
Robert Copeland (side on especially)
Paul Medhurst
Aussie Jones
Luke Darcy
Chris Grant
Nick Reis

 

[Jumpin' Jimmy]

Not a large head, just short legs...

 

[Milenko]

Does Robert Walls bat off to those biceps?

 

[MeestaNob]

That's no head, that's a spacestation!