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And now I'm going to mention all the Ethiopian runners whose names start with 'A'. Aouita - gee, that's a good sounding name isn't it?
Classic.
Classic.
Aouita was Moroccan. Bruce would know that.
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"Kicks to full-foooooooooorrrwwardddddd" - (ball is nowhere near full-forward)
"Gee you just feel like if they can kick the next one... well... stranger things have happened I reckon, don't you? - (team is four goals down with a minute to play)
"Has a bit of an airieeeeee!" (I f***ing hate that one)
"You just feel like the next minute or two are vital, don't you?" (Mentioned on average 8 times every match)
"Gee you just feel like if they can kick the next one... well... stranger things have happened I reckon, don't you? - (team is four goals down with a minute to play)
"Has a bit of an airieeeeee!" (I f***ing hate that one)
"You just feel like the next minute or two are vital, don't you?" (Mentioned on average 8 times every match)
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say that again
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On the pre-game just then speaking about the greatest indigenous players
Right on cue Bruce: "I'll put my hand up, I've been in love with Cyril for a long time". Prompted sarcastic 'really's' from his fellow commentators.
Right on cue Bruce: "I'll put my hand up, I've been in love with Cyril for a long time". Prompted sarcastic 'really's' from his fellow commentators.
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He just said "I've always been in love with Cyril" when they were talking about their favourite indigenous players.
(Beaten to it)
(Beaten to it)
Lol at Bruce wanting a copy of the Carey tape.
- Sep 8, 2009
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Only took 3 minutes tonight:
"Carlton haven't hit any goals on the scoreboard yet but you just feeeeeel something don't you?"
"Carlton haven't hit any goals on the scoreboard yet but you just feeeeeel something don't you?"
Plus has already used up his quota of "toe poke" and "hooooking back".
How is he still employed?
- Sep 8, 2009
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How many "Ya just think" comments will be come up with tonight. Heard it twice already.
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How many "clever" kicks have you seen?
I've heard him say clever twice tonight.
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I think at some stage he said Geelong have won only 80 of the 4 games when they didn't score 100 points first at Etihad.
Safe to say he babbled some total s**t tonight, even by his standards.
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Bruce was a special kind of bad last night. Not his usual awkward over the top type bad, but rather he just seemed lost. Really struggled.
He should go see a doctor. He's not right.
Does anyone else get the impression that Bruce was impressed by Hawkins' first half last night?
Bruce was at the gee-gees today, after Damian Oliver rode the winner of the Stradbroke Hcp he tells the viewers "that was Ollie's 102nd Group 1 winner, the same number as Jim Cassidy, they're dead even"
He was particularly impressed when Hawkin's jumper was torn, showing a partly bare chest.
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