It will not happen, but I pray to the footy gods for just one thing.
In round 10 on the MCG, the Brisbane Lions defeat Collingwood by 10 goals and send Eddie into such a spiral of despair that he sacks Buckley on the spot on the ground after the game.
The team that Buckley abandoned to chase a premiership not only won three flags within Buckley's career including GF wins against Buckley himself but then put the final nail in the coffin of his coaching career. A coaching career in which he tried to chase a flag on the coat-tails of one of the great coaches of the 90s and naughties. Chasing yet another flag that vanished like fairy floss in the ocean.
The football gods must do this.