Ok, you've won me over. A hypothetical TV, radio and newspaper shunning, no other sport following, never leaving Geelong, never using the internet person might just have their life saved by this...
...if they didn't already have the most boring life not worth living to begin with.
My previous posts in this thread point out the position I was advocating. Which is clearly different from the caricature you have constructed here for your own rhetorical purposes.
I would have thought it was more than enough to say you respectfully disagree with my view rather than resort to intentional misrepresentation and mockery.