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Shell, take Aussie Bums out of it, and they got absolutely smoked..
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you go girlfriend *shakes head and clicks fingers*
fkin hell, that act is getting old.
pauline was rolling her eyes everytime this wannabe spoke. mumma P?? um, you're not american.
she has **** and arse. that's what she's there for. but deni says she's got brains too. she may do but come on, she's a model/pageant entrant.
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Yea, Mama P, what the **** is that?!
Being harsh on Jasinta, she's quality
Being harsh on Jasinta, she's quality
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Shame Capper has to go around intentionally being a knob
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Surely Capper's odds on to get fired
Dear Deni,
You were born and raised in Sydney, Australia.
Not Brooklyn, South Bronx, Compton etc.
GHETTO PASS REVOKED!
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Just one look at his big dumb face and I crack up.
Then he says stuff like this...
"Don't try and stand over me, mate - I'll smash ya".
- to model Didier Cohen.
"Twenty years older and I'm still better looking than him"
- about model Didier Cohen.
"They're scared... coz I'm one of the biggest personalities in Australia".
- explaining why other contestants are intimidated by him.
You were born and raised in Sydney, Australia.
Not Brooklyn, South Bronx, Compton etc.
GHETTO PASS REVOKED!
Save The Wiz!
Just one look at his big dumb face and I crack up.
Then he says stuff like this...
"Don't try and stand over me, mate - I'll smash ya".
- to model Didier Cohen.
"Twenty years older and I'm still better looking than him"
- about model Didier Cohen.
"They're scared... coz I'm one of the biggest personalities in Australia".
- explaining why other contestants are intimidated by him.
I actually like the shows format. The whole premise of a daily challenge and you have to work as a team to achieve an outcome. I couldn't care less whether it's ordinary people or these so called celebrities participating.
However they need to make the show a legit business style meeting and decision in the boardroom. If the shows producers want to keep Capper for ratings purposes and the whole gimmick factor then I'll be disappointed because clearly he doesn't want to pull his weight. Looking forward to the boardroom tonight especially Bouris decision and reasoning will go a long way whether I watch the series or not.
However they need to make the show a legit business style meeting and decision in the boardroom. If the shows producers want to keep Capper for ratings purposes and the whole gimmick factor then I'll be disappointed because clearly he doesn't want to pull his weight. Looking forward to the boardroom tonight especially Bouris decision and reasoning will go a long way whether I watch the series or not.
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"They're scared... coz I'm one of the biggest personalities in Australia and the world".
- explaining why other contestants are intimidated by him.
Pretty sure he added that in there too, lol, Warrick has to go. Max is a bit of a tool though.
Strange thing with this series it that it seems like no episode runs for the same amount of time!
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Max is unlucky; if it wasn't for the Aussie Bums guys, they would've absolutely smashed them.
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It was something like $93k to $73k so take out the aussie bums guys and its down to $33k for the girls. Bear in mind that someone also paid Jesinta $10,000 to wash that scissor lift in a bikini which is something the blokes couldn't offer and it's quite clear that in terms of fundraising the guys were miles in front.
Wow. This is terrible.
Really the likes of Pauline Hanson should be the weaker celebrity names on this show, not the best known. Sailor, Crawford, Campbell, Markson and the dance guy could all also qualify as well known celbrities, but they are average.
At what point did they get to name 11,475 on their list which was Julia Morris though? They must have been rejected a lot. And the saddest part is that she isn't even one of the 2 worst celebrities on this.
Polly was at least on a popualr show, but she is very weak, but the biggest joke is Deni Hines. Since when does having an irritating and marginally well known Mum qualify you as a celebrity? On this basis I can't wait for future versions including people like Oscar Judd and Tim Mathiesons childhood friend.
And you would hope that someone like Deni Hines would atleast realise she isn't a celbrity and stfu. But no she is just incredibly annoying with her wannabe black american shit and her "mama b" crap. And then there is that stupid "shake your money maker" crap they do. WTF? Do they realise just how stupid they all look?
As for the challenge last night, it was pretty crap. The guy's should have absolutely killed it. They were smart enough to target the people with the money (corporates) and to actually use their contact list on people worth getting.
The girls however chose the wrong target market in comparism to the boys, and even if the boys had gone down the same route they probably would have won because the girls didn't really take advantage of their strengths (Jesinta Campbell). Half their marketing strategy should've been around something like "every $100 equals one less piece of clothing a miss Universe wears while washing your car*Jesinta will not get topless or naked though". As if anyone would spend the extra $50 or $150 it cost for a poto with a crappy celebrity or a kiss, give them something they might want.
I realise the above is all a bit irrelevant considering the girls, despite clearly being the worse team, won. However, that was all due to a sponsor who the guys got who decided he could get more bang for his buck than just 15 seconds of crap publicity.
I dunno. I think there is a good chance for Max Markson to be fired. The team will be united against him, he is clearly a ********, and while he is obviously the most useful of the "celebrities" in good contacts he is also an egotistical nightmare and an absolute ******** making him almost unworkable with. Also from a TV point of view him being the first to be fired after being largely responsible for most of the money raised, as well as meaning Capper staying in, would be brilliant. I can't imagine him taking it well.
Really the likes of Pauline Hanson should be the weaker celebrity names on this show, not the best known. Sailor, Crawford, Campbell, Markson and the dance guy could all also qualify as well known celbrities, but they are average.
At what point did they get to name 11,475 on their list which was Julia Morris though? They must have been rejected a lot. And the saddest part is that she isn't even one of the 2 worst celebrities on this.
Polly was at least on a popualr show, but she is very weak, but the biggest joke is Deni Hines. Since when does having an irritating and marginally well known Mum qualify you as a celebrity? On this basis I can't wait for future versions including people like Oscar Judd and Tim Mathiesons childhood friend.
And you would hope that someone like Deni Hines would atleast realise she isn't a celbrity and stfu. But no she is just incredibly annoying with her wannabe black american shit and her "mama b" crap. And then there is that stupid "shake your money maker" crap they do. WTF? Do they realise just how stupid they all look?
As for the challenge last night, it was pretty crap. The guy's should have absolutely killed it. They were smart enough to target the people with the money (corporates) and to actually use their contact list on people worth getting.
The girls however chose the wrong target market in comparism to the boys, and even if the boys had gone down the same route they probably would have won because the girls didn't really take advantage of their strengths (Jesinta Campbell). Half their marketing strategy should've been around something like "every $100 equals one less piece of clothing a miss Universe wears while washing your car*Jesinta will not get topless or naked though". As if anyone would spend the extra $50 or $150 it cost for a poto with a crappy celebrity or a kiss, give them something they might want.
I realise the above is all a bit irrelevant considering the girls, despite clearly being the worse team, won. However, that was all due to a sponsor who the guys got who decided he could get more bang for his buck than just 15 seconds of crap publicity.
I dunno. I think there is a good chance for Max Markson to be fired. The team will be united against him, he is clearly a ********, and while he is obviously the most useful of the "celebrities" in good contacts he is also an egotistical nightmare and an absolute ******** making him almost unworkable with. Also from a TV point of view him being the first to be fired after being largely responsible for most of the money raised, as well as meaning Capper staying in, would be brilliant. I can't imagine him taking it well.
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I'm not really a fan of Julia Morris but I thought she was quite funny last night, hope she sticks around for a while.
Started watching this about halfway through last night. I think that possibly the most annoying person I have seen watching tv is on this show, Deni Hines. You are not in America you idiot, her name is Pauline Hanson (wtf is mama P), Polly from the Block is more popular than you will probably ever be. Did you like how she tried to take credit for the $50,000 that Hanson made (oh but I sang the National Anthem for $10,000). Hopefully she stays on for a while so she can make more a fool of herself.
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she's like her mother. all that you go girl/boyfriend. you go girlfriend has been heard before, but boyfriend???
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Yes ^^ Julia M seems to have lost that annoying cross eyed gas bagging that once was a distraction...she has had some good one liners the past two nights.
Warrick Capppppper...M.Bouris quotes "Top 10 AFL personalities," and "Legend?", shame he is gone, that was the only reason I watched it, to see his reaction/reactions of other celebs
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I love the U.S. "Apprentice" so had to watch this.
Unusual seeing a "Celebrity Apprentice" without someone wearing a cowboy hat. Wasn't Lee Kernaghan available?
Mark Bouris is the best of the "Apprentice" hosts IMO. Trumps sucks up the celebtities and says "Oh, I loved you in the Olympics. You're a real champion", or to a Playboy Bunny "You're gorgeous. Isn't she gorgeous everyone?". Bouris doesn't suck up to the celebrities, and balances both positive and negative criticism. Trump sucks up too much, and Alan Sugar is a miseryguts. Bouris seems the most "down-to-earth".
Jescinta Campbell YUM!
Jescinta Campbell washing a car in a bikini YUM YUM!
Unusual seeing a "Celebrity Apprentice" without someone wearing a cowboy hat. Wasn't Lee Kernaghan available?
Mark Bouris is the best of the "Apprentice" hosts IMO. Trumps sucks up the celebtities and says "Oh, I loved you in the Olympics. You're a real champion", or to a Playboy Bunny "You're gorgeous. Isn't she gorgeous everyone?". Bouris doesn't suck up to the celebrities, and balances both positive and negative criticism. Trump sucks up too much, and Alan Sugar is a miseryguts. Bouris seems the most "down-to-earth".
Jescinta Campbell YUM!
Jescinta Campbell washing a car in a bikini YUM YUM!
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Dont know who maybe half of them are.
Polly from the block?!?!?! Are you kidding me..
Dancing with the Stars even get better "celebrities".
Yup, train wreck written all over this one.
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Dancing With the Stars get better "celebrities".
What, you mean the obligatory "Home & Away" non-entities?
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Hey catman, FYI using that +" button in the bottom right hand corner allows you to quote several posts in one reply.
Means that your above five posts would only have to be one
Means that your above five posts would only have to be one
Warwick, you're fired!
And with those three words, Mark Bouris pretty much fired everybody, including himself.
No Capper, no show.
Last night's gems...
"I'm the king of comedy".
"My team-mates... are a-lot like cane toads".
"Chicks love me. Kids love me. Old girls love me. Old boys love me".
"Long live the girls!"
"Warwick Capper will bounce back very quickly... probably tomorrow".
"They didn't harness that talent".
- Mark Bouris on Team Unity not using Warwick's talent properly.
Best of all, the two teams combined raised an impressive $166,000 for charity with the car-wash challenge.
Capper pulled in twenty bucks.
Twenty.
During one ep of Australian Idol, Marcia really digged one chick's performance.
When it came time for her comments, she threw in some ebonics to show just how much she was down.
"That was wack".
For those not fluent in ghetto slang, "wack" means bad. Bad not meaning good. Bad meaning bad. For example, Vanilla Ice is "wack".
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia...
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You see this emoticon
it means im joking means ha ha funny means I dont give a shit Hmmmm now where have I seen another poster doing ------------------------------------------------------ this before I wonder.
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I understand why capper was fired but couldnt they have made the first week of the show a non elimination week that way every one wins we get a full week of cappers hilarious antics and funny quotes and we get another week of the program.
I love cappers line when talking to didier, didier states how he disaproves of capper changing the colours of the shirts and capper looks at him and says "dont get smart or i might have to smash ya"
If i ever run out of bags i know i can get some from under max markstroms eyes.
And channel nine needs to look at fixing there promos for the next episodes the first two elimination episodes are ruined because the boys team always sits(when facing mark bourres) to his left and the girls to his right and in the first episode when capper was eliminated the camera showed mark bourres looking to his left (while the camera is facing him) and saying someone will be fired and in the promo for the next episode he looks to his right(while the camera is facing him) looking at the girls team and saying someone will be fired.
If it keeps going this way we will know who will be the losing team before the episode has even started.
I love cappers line when talking to didier, didier states how he disaproves of capper changing the colours of the shirts and capper looks at him and says "dont get smart or i might have to smash ya"
If i ever run out of bags i know i can get some from under max markstroms eyes.
And channel nine needs to look at fixing there promos for the next episodes the first two elimination episodes are ruined because the boys team always sits(when facing mark bourres) to his left and the girls to his right and in the first episode when capper was eliminated the camera showed mark bourres looking to his left (while the camera is facing him) and saying someone will be fired and in the promo for the next episode he looks to his right(while the camera is facing him) looking at the girls team and saying someone will be fired.
If it keeps going this way we will know who will be the losing team before the episode has even started.