Sharpiesadog
Team Captain
- Sep 8, 2017
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I forgive you Chicago, you’re not the first man to be distracted from your purpose by a cute pussy.OK I guess I'll have to confess to something to get it off my chest. During the last quarter I was not paying too much attention to the game. My day nurse had told me about a woman who works here who sometimes brings her rescue cats or kittens to the hospital. During the last quarter said woman brought a six week old kitten in to see me since she had heard that I missed Zsa Zsa.(It's been over three weeks.) So... I spent most of tha last quarter fawning over this amazingly cute gray kitten who fell asleep on my chest. I dare not swear or yell as to not awaken her. So my attention was stolen by a kitten and that's why we lost. If I would have given my full attention to the game surely Naughton would have marked that last ball in the goal square with a few seconds to go.
I will most likely still be in here for next week's match which I promise will get my full attention and I shall say a decade of the rosary for a victory for us.
I’ll show myself out….