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I just thought it was a given that you showered naked, at any level of footy.
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Main reason I am not playing this year, as that would not fit me, should I have to wear it.
Real Name: Mathias
Age: 22
Location: The Free World
Occupation: Car Salesman
Transport: EB Falcon
Team: Richmond
Other Sports: Hurling, Curling
Favourite Foods: Nachos, Party pies
Favourite Drinks: Gatorade, Imported Bull Semen
Best/Worst Radio Stations: JJJ>All else
TV Shows I'd Never Miss: Big Bang Theory.
Best Radio/TV Jingle: The Garfield Berry Farm & Produce Market
Favourite Website: www.limboclub.com
Best Holiday Spot: Airlie Beach
3 Things ALWAYS in my Shopping Trolley: Condoms, Beer, Corn Chips
Which Supermarket Chain Do You Prefer...Why? Coles. Because I stole a Staff Discount card.
Favourite Cartoon Character: Stewie.
Most amazing thing I've done or seen: Me kick 7 vs. Catani about 5 years ago.
Bad Habits: Smoking darts, Cocaine.
Biggest Fear/Phobia: Not being scared of anything.
Have You Any Piercings Or Tattoos? One armband.
Hobbies: Smoking heroin.
3 Famous People I've Met: (Outside Football...) Mal Michael, Gary Ablett Jr. Scott Bayo, dash Snow.
Dream Job: Dikembe Mutumbo body double
Favourite Board/Video Games: Leisure suit larry the orginal.
Favourite Game Show: Hole in the wall.
Reality Program: Cribs
Top 5 Songs (In No Particular Order...) White Lines - Grandmaster Flash. It's the only song I listen to.
I Admire...Why? Steven Baker, because it takes guts to be that bad at football and still put yourself in the public arena.
Finally...3 Things I'd Like To Do/Achieve Before I die...: Try adrenochrome, Play one on one against Manute bol & Sing White Lines at Rod Laver.
Afternoon fellas.