Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Keys]

I think more business should follow the Chrisco model of allowing weekly payments for a bonanza of box-opening on Christmas morning.

Imagine a Sexyland hamper?
"Oh honey an Orgasmopro-2000 LuckyDoll with bonus surround sound scream & squirt technology! And the bonus self-cleaning drip-tray! You shouldn't have!"

Testimonial

- A. Appleyard, Mill Park

Does it come with a chiko roll and dim sims or do you have to provide those yourself

 

[Northworth]

Imagine how hard it would be to remove yourself from their mailing list

It's easy. There is a user-friendly unsubscribe function under the premium range. Yours for an obligation-free, $19.99 with a $2.50 extension trigger

 

[Marklar_33]

Imagine how hard it would be to remove yourself from their mailing list

You'd have to unsubscribe once a week for 40 weeks

 

[Shane Hird]

Turn it up Nadia ffs.

 

[Flash of power]

How fresh are the lollies when they arrive?

If crowds give her gas she could always go to Lolly Warehouse and order from there, although I don't think they have payment plans!

There's a lolly warehouse?

 

[dales.girl38]

There's a lolly warehouse?

Looks something like this:

 

[IKnowtheDog]

There's a lolly warehouse?

Please don't dob me into Chrisco headquarters!

http://www.lollywarehouse.com.au/

 

[Flash of power]

This is a cracker, she gets a refund for her hamper because they can't supply it and she is whinging - she has probably just cleaned up and can go and buy the contents and pocket the other half of the cash. But nooooo she wants her Chrisco.

Had the refund 5 minutes and money is already gone!

 

[Smoooothy]

This is a cracker, she gets a refund for her hamper because they can't supply it and she is whinging - she has probably just cleaned up and can go and buy the contents and pocket the other half of the cash. But nooooo she wants her Chrisco.

jesus...

 

[dales.girl38]

This is a cracker, she gets a refund for her hamper because they can't supply it and she is whinging - she has probably just cleaned up and can go and buy the contents and pocket the other half of the cash. But nooooo she wants her Chrisco.

Had the refund 5 minutes and money is already gone!

Holy s**t. Good find.

 

[Breva_]

This is a cracker, she gets a refund for her hamper because they can't supply it and she is whinging - she has probably just cleaned up and can go and buy the contents and pocket the other half of the cash. But nooooo she wants her Chrisco.

Had the refund 5 minutes and money is already gone!

kill it with fire!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

oh god oh god that is so ridiculous

 

[radiojake]

just when you thought this thread had already found all there was to find...

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

it actually makes me angry. They're teaching their children terrible financial habits...this idiot gets a refund and blows all the money instead of buying presents FOR LESS MONEY?! Dickhead.

 

[Reynolds Number]

There are mentally disabled people. And there are just flat out *s.

On SM-A300Y using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[JD Tomahawk]

My nana haha
We got the Castle Hampers one year. Mum got me the Geelong pack for my bday back in early 2000s. I still have the cats large beer mug and key ring on my keys to this day

 

[Milang_Panthers]

This is a cracker, she gets a refund for her hamper because they can't supply it and she is whinging - she has probably just cleaned up and can go and buy the contents and pocket the other half of the cash. But nooooo she wants her Chrisco.

Had the refund 5 minutes and money is already gone!

Wow...

 

[Smoooothy]

I was married to a person like that. * me it's annoying!

 

[Mofra]

Had the refund 5 minutes and money is already gone!

"Used it to pay off the rest of my order"

ie Hawks pokies revenue has increased by $80 this year

 

[Flash of power]

I was married to a person like that. **** me it's annoying!

WAS being the operative word here?

 

[Max_very_well]

This is a cracker, she gets a refund for her hamper because they can't supply it and she is whinging - she has probably just cleaned up and can go and buy the contents and pocket the other half of the cash. But nooooo she wants her Chrisco.

Had the refund 5 minutes and money is already gone!

We should run a book on which hamper this is...

I want it to be gift vouchers so badly

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Of course she can't go and use the money now

Her refunds will be sent $2 a week for the next 12 months... (and she's owed $200).

 

[Michael Scarn]

This is a cracker, she gets a refund for her hamper because they can't supply it and she is whinging - she has probably just cleaned up and can go and buy the contents and pocket the other half of the cash. But nooooo she wants her Chrisco.

Had the refund 5 minutes and money is already gone!

At least Lynette knows what's what

 

[Mofra]

We should run a book on which hamper this is...

I want it to be gift vouchers so badly

Did she mention presents for her kids?

I hope Kayleee, Jaxxon and Taihler aren't disappointed little munchkins come Christmas morning and all three of their fathers visit too.

 

[schmuttt]

This thread has carried me through Brownlow night.