Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Starburns_]

I wonder how much a roaring trade Crico have done in toilet paper hampers in the past month?

Unboxing 200 rolls at XMas...

"Don't worry Jaysyn, when they roll out 6G and everyone gets sick again we'll have enough toilet paper to wait it out!"

 

[Hawk Dork]

Unboxing 200 rolls at XMas...

"Don't worry Jaysyn, when they roll out 6G and everyone gets sick again we'll have enough toilet paper to wait it out!"

better put the silverfish poison bulk pack on repeat order till then

 

[Gough]

Whenever I think about how badly our politicians are managing the current situation, I console myself with the thought that it could be a whole lot worse. Can you imagine a Crico customer as Treasurer?

A person known to both myself and our current Treasurer reckons he demolishes the stereotype that all people of a certain faith are good with money.

 

[Chris_6678]

Damn them Crico customers having all their supplies

 

[Elixuh]

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This is where the majority of the stimulus money will go - crico's margins. At first you laugh at the above but then it quickly sinks in and you put your head in your hands.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

It turns out that old mate Saurus has the last laugh after all.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

It turns out that old mate Saurus has the last laugh after all.

He'll be on here to gloat as soon as MAFS finishes.

 

[Neese]

Thanks thread, I needed a laugh

 

[dumb]

most crisco customers will have eaten their supplies by now, for a few months they live like kings.
if you're like sunita though, you've got a steady supply of stray cats. which would have to be better quality than some of the other 'meat'.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

So the Chrisco Corona Camper Hamper is out?

 

[mad_monkey_j]

Honestly who'd have thought we'd experience living through a pandemic let alone the $500 toilet paper and baked beans hamper being a wise investment?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Honestly who'd have thought we'd experience living through a pandemic let alone the $500 toilet paper and baked beans hamper being a wise investment?

If you're stock-piling on baked beans, you're going to need at least $500 worth of toilet paper alone.

 

[Hawk Dork]

If you're stock-piling on baked beans, you're going to need at least $500 worth of toilet paper alone.

Add a biodigester hamper and you have solved your domestic energy needs as well

 

[Hawthorn United]

Jokes on them this Christmas though, as their hampers this year may have a tough time being fulfilled with the low stock levels?

 

[craigos]

Jokes on them this Christmas though, as their hampers this year may have a tough time being fulfilled with the low stock levels?

Or they may actually get some fresh stock that isn't quickly approaching its used by date.

 

[dales.girl38]

Surely most crico customers have already eaten through their good stuff by March. They'd be sitting pretty with their 3 jars of mint jelly and smooth peanut butter though.

 

[darcytiger]

She reckons she’s adding another 5k to it too. Good she’s confident about the economy.

Mind blowing

 

[Billy ray]

Smashing it

 

[ash_1050]

She reckons she’s adding another 5k to it too. Good she’s confident about the economy.

Mind blowing

Guarantee you that cash is coming from the $10k early release of super. Two horrible financial decisions back to back.

 

[Billy ray]

Guarantee you that cash is coming from the $10k early release of super. Two horrible financial decisions back to back.

To have super you need to have worked tho

 

[Royces Hart]

Guarantee you that cash is coming from the $10k early release of super. Two horrible financial decisions back to back.

Eat that much s**t and you ain’t living to 65 anyway, so makes little difference.

 

[Jack Stevens]

The Crico community have discovered scams.

Crico headquarters must be very nervous right now

 

[Schulzenfest]

If you receive an email with a link to purchase Chrisco products, be wary! If you click on the link, it takes you to a scam website where you can purchase Chrisco products.

 

[owen87]

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The Crico community have discovered scams.

Crico headquarters must be very nervous right now

I wonder what would happen if people were to describe a scam whereby you pay three times the retail price to purchase products freely available for their RRP at the supermarket, often with free delivery. Pretty sure Crico charge for the delivery too right?

 

[Billy ray]

I wonder what would happen if people were to describe a scam whereby you pay three times the retail price to purchase products freely available for their RRP at the supermarket, often with free delivery. Pretty sure Crico charge for the delivery too right?

Should post these words in response to that post on the crico forum