Collingwood = Dudsville

[Monkeyboy]

Have just been going through some AFL lists and was shocked when reading the Pies 2007 list.
Plenty of untried youngsters that may or may not make it. Plenty of older players who i think will fade away by years end...Presti and Buckley spring to mind.

But it was the number of players that if delisted tomorrow would not have the slightest chance of being picked up by another team.

Would anybody take slow mids like:

O'Bree
Lockyer
Lucuria

Shocking ball users / decision makers and softies like:

Davis
Lonie
R.Shaw

Tall duds like:

Bryan
Wakelin
Richards

Inconsistent dummy spitters like:

Medhurst
Rocca

There is half a side of players that 15 other clubs would not have on their lists.
How will a side get by in 07 if they have them all on their own list.

2007 - A spoon may be coming Pies way.

 

[Rhino1966]

Yes but they have a dream draw to ensure a midtable finish......

When was the last time Colonwood came west twice in 1 season and visited Adelaide twice in 1 season????

 

[Brown n Gold]

Lets hope the rolls royce draw doesnt even get the pies off the bottom. would love to see Eddie in the coaches box with Bipolar Mick as the pies slump to 2-9

 

[Danny Dickfos]

I just had a look at Essendons list, and I can tell you that they will be giving the pies a real run for their money in the wooden spoon stakes. Observe...

Slow mids:
Johnson X 2
Camporeale

Shocking ball users/ decision makers/ softies:
Cole
Peverill
Camporeale
Heffernan
McVeigh

Tall duds:
Bradley
Bolton (total joke!)
Ryder

Should be quite the ANZAC day clash Monkeyboy

 

[doppleganger]

Yes but they have a dream draw to ensure a midtable finish......

When was the last time Colonwood came west twice in 1 season and visited Adelaide twice in 1 season????

colonwood played twice in adelaide in 2006

 

[doppleganger]

Shocking ball users / decision makers and softies like:

Davis
Lonie
R.Shaw

Lonie is one of the best kicks in the game, yeah he is soft but big deal, u actually need to have players in ur team who can kick the ball

Davis is also a very good user of the ball, most forward pocket players would be considered soft

R.Shaw is better then winderlich, dyson, mcveigh, welsh all regulars in the essendon line up

when stanton is ur best - only ball carrier and he cant even hit a target u know ur struggling

by the way rocca and presit are the same age as lloyd and lucas, and essendon also have fletcher, hird, michael, jj and mj who are older then both presti and rocca

 

[Danny Dickfos]

I just had a look at Essendons list, and I can tell you that they will be giving the pies a real run for their money in the wooden spoon stakes. Observe...

Slow mids:
Johnson X 2
Camporeale

Shocking ball users/ decision makers/ softies:
Cole
Peverill
Camporeale
Heffernan
McVeigh

Tall duds:
Bradley
Bolton (total joke!)
Ryder

Should be quite the ANZAC day clash Monkeyboy

Oops, forgot to mention Courtenay Johns...
Essendon are in far worse trouble than first suspected. They are streets ahead of Collingwood in the race to the spoon.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Oops, forgot to mention Courtenay Johns...
Essendon are in far worse trouble than first suspected. They are streets ahead of Collingwood in the race to the spoon.

EVERY AFL SUPPORTERS DREAM.... PIES and BOMBERS FIGHTING ABOUT WHO HAS A WORSE BUNCH OF HACKS!!!

 

[don4eva]

I think last years ladder accurately reflects where each club is on the premiership clock

I bet you weren't saying that at the start of 06. Brand new season, every team is nil at this point.

... we were within a few percent of one of the teams that played the grand final

But you got pantsed in the first final...

 

[Danny Dickfos]

EVERY AFL SUPPORTERS DREAM.... PIES and BOMBERS FIGHTING ABOUT WHO HAS A WORSE BUNCH OF HACKS!!!

I wouldnt start talking about hacks from other clubs, Hawthorn have more than their fair share. Starting with the skipper.

 

[don4eva]

And how did you spend september? aaaaaaaaaaahahhaahhahahaha

Probably as well as you did after your mob lost in the first week.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Say the girls from the poo and pee club

NICE RETORT!! (do you know what that means... retort?? probably not essential for working on the grill at macca's) Hows the Methadone treatment coming along??

 

[don4eva]

We were the highest scoring team last year, really entertaining stuff, had a ball

How was the cellar?

You weren't so high scoring in Rd 19.

 

[Brown n Gold]

I wouldnt start talking about hacks from other clubs, Hawthorn have more than their fair share. Starting with the skipper.

Fair enough call... Ritchie not the most talented bloke out there... but I wouldn't swap lists with your clapped out bunch of deadbeats in a million years

 

[don4eva]

Gotta throw the dog a bone, you see we wanted Carlton to get the spoon... decisions decisions

Too bad it cost ya a top 4 finish and double chance

 

[don4eva]

I didn't say that champ.

 

[Danny Dickfos]

Fair enough call... Ritchie not the most talented bloke out there... but I wouldn't swap lists with your clapped out bunch of deadbeats in a million years

Time will only tell if 'young guns' (hahaha) Thurgood, Dawson, and Roughhead will progress into the champions Clarkson will have us all believe.

 

[Brown n Gold]

If you think retort is a difficult word then I'm sure the irony is lost on you that yours was so lame

Just thinking if you are on Bigfooty at 10:45 on a Wednesday maybe you drive a taxi at night?? or perhaps sweep the needles off the streets in Collingwood for a living thats all... just making sure you were able to understand thats all... because most adults with an IQ of over 60 wouldn't think Pee and Poo was a witty post...

 

[Danny Dickfos]

BEHOLD AND BE SCARED

COLLINGWOOD UNDER 21 TEAM

Iles Anthony Cox
O'Brien Brown Egan
Clarke Davies Wellingham
Thomas Cloke Cook
Dawes Rusling D1ck

Reid Pendlebury H Shaw

Nicholls Macaffer Goldsack Stanley Toovey
Reed* (NSW u/16)

Average age: 20 yrs
Average hgt: 190 cms

Thats a decent 'retort'.

 

[Monkeyboy]

BEHOLD AND BE AFRAID

COLLINGWOOD UNDER 21 TEAM

Iles Anthony Cox
O'Brien Brown Egan
Clarke Davies Wellingham
Thomas Cloke Cook
Dawes Rusling D1ck

Reid Pendlebury H Shaw

Nicholls Macaffer Goldsack Stanley Toovey
Reed* (NSW u/16)

Average age: 20 yrs
Average hgt: 190 cms

NEWSFLASH: EVERY TEAM IN THE AFL CAN NAME A TEAM OF UNDER 21's.

Unfortunately at Collingwood 90% of those you listed are either unproven at AFL level or have never even played at AFL level.

At most sides this figure is around 60-70%.

Your post has only made your list look even weaker.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Once again I'm sure the irony that you are on BF at 10:45 on a Wednesday is lost on you

Not at all.. It is my birthday today... so normally I would be the busy CEO of my International Freight company... but today I am just chilling out on the lounge laughing at the pies and bombers supporters going at eachother over their equally pathetic lists

 

[Danny Dickfos]

Not at all.. It is my birthday today... so normally I would be the busy CEO of my International Freight company... but today I am just chilling out on the lounge laughing at the pies and bombers supporters going at eachother over their equally pathetic lists

Well happy birthday BnG, and good luck with your (cough, cough) 'International Freight Company'. I'm sure youre doing great things in your role as CEO. Have a good day.

 

[Love The Game]

Collingwood will not finish bottom 4, there backline and midfield are still good. There forward line is the only problem (which they have recruited well to fix for the future).

 

[Aristotel]

Interesting thread, supporters of two bottom 4 clubs, Hawthorn and Essendon, bagging the Collingwood footy club's list. The Hawthorn supporters must have conveniently forgotten how the Pies smashed them twice last year, with Travis Cloke carving the Hawks up the second time...Round 15 I think. If you want to see Hawthorn playing good football I suggest dusting off those videos from 1988.

And Essendon...please, spare me. All this from a club who gave us 14 dismal loses in a row last season. Why don't you lot go and have a read of what some of the experts, (people who are paid to watch football clubs) have to say about Essendon's recruiting since 2000. Underwhelming at best. Winderlich, Cole, Campo, J.Johnson, Dyson...all dead wood. Thankfully someone at Windy Hill had the brains to delist J.Reynolds.

Get back to us when your clubs are at least competitive. Your child-like posts reek of jealousy.

 

[Drummer_19]

Ricky Dyson is mint. 45 meters out on the boundary wrong side for a left footer, pencil it in every time for a goal.