Collingwood Jokes

[Dr Awkward]

I'll start:

Q. Whats the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Collingwood supporter on the road?

A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.


Q: What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?

A: The defendant



Q: Why should you not hit a Collingwood supporter riding a bike?

A: It might be your bike


Q: What does a Collingwood supporter use for protection during sex?

A: Their personality.


Q. What do you have when 100 Collingwood supporters are buried up to the necks in sand?

A. Not enough sand.

 

[Jedi01]

Q: What's the difference between a square and Richmond?

A: A square has 4 points.

 

[CaptainChardonnay]

Leon







Davis.....

 

[Dr Awkward]

Q. What do you say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?





A. Big Mac please

 

[Big48]

Q.Next stop

A.Collingwood

 

[Dr Awkward]

Q. What do you call a female Collingwood fan in a tracksuit?





A. The bride

 

[Bigeasy]

A Collingwood supporters walks into a pub with only one thong, the barman says "Lose a thong mate?" "No" replied the Collingwood supporter "I found one"


Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a Collingwood supporter?
A: Doberman

 

[Art Corvelay]

Q: What's old and been sent around since Moses was bringing down commandments on stone tablets?

A: The jokes in this thread.

 

[Cudi_420]

Q. What do you call a thirty year old female Collingwood supporter?
A. Granny

 

[markie]

Q. What goes Ha Ha Plonk?
A. This thread.

 

[skywalker1977]

whats more fun than seeing collingwood miss out on a flag?
seeing it happen twice in one week.

The pies were supposed to win the norm smith the brownlow and the premiership treble and they were all happy to win something......
The toss of the coin.

Now why on earth did a tiger fan start this thread??????

 

[Dr Awkward]

A Collingwood supporters walks into a pub with only one thong, the barman says "Lose a thong mate?" "No" replied the Collingwood supporter "I found one"

...

 

[Winterstick]

I'll start:

Q. Whats the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Collingwood supporter on the road?

A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.


Q: What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?

A: The defendant



Q: Why should you not hit a Collingwood supporter riding a bike?

A: It might be your bike


Q: What does a Collingwood supporter use for protection during sex?

A: Their personality.


Q. What do you have when 100 Collingwood supporters are buried up to the necks in sand?

A. Not enough sand.

for contraception you stooge, at least get it right

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Ahhh, Kevin Bloody Wilson, never fails in the joke department, regarding the losing a thong joke

 

[PieBeast]

I've heard better jokes at the funeral.

 

[Higs]

Q. Whats black and white, long and smelly?

A. The line to Centrelink



Q. What's the difference between a park bench and a Collingwood fan?

A. A park bench can support a family

 

[Cunstable Reid]

Q: Two Collingwood supporting persons are sitting in a moving vehicle. Who's operating the vehicle?

A: Cunstable Reid.

 

[evo]

whats more fun than seeing collingwood miss out on a flag?
seeing it happen twice in one week.

that one's pretty good.

 

[markie]

whats more fun than seeing collingwood miss out on a flag?
seeing it happen twice in one week.

The pies were supposed to win the norm smith the brownlow and the premiership treble and they were all happy to win something......
The toss of the coin.

Now why on earth did a tiger fan start this thread??????

Stop it Aunty Mavis, you always did know how to crack me up.

 

[charcoalchicken]

Q: What's shit?

A: Mother****ing Collingwood

 

[WakeUpPies]

Anyone got new jokes instead of the old ones that has been done to death? The 2 grand finals in 1 week one was good

 

[ETOH]

Q: What has 126 legs and 3 teeth?
A: Collingwood cheer squad

 

[Plugger35]

 

[Kipz]

I've heard all these jokes used on indigenous Australians.

Unoriginal bunch.

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

Quoted for LULZ.