Mod. Notice COMING SOON: Swans Player Profiles & Reviews

[Syd]

Greetings all,

We will shortly be adding a new sub-board which will contain a Swans board generated player profile\review page ultimately for each and every Bloods player.

In order to get this up and going, we are asking you to embrace your inner journo\poet and assist by writing a player review or reviews to help populate this sub-board.

The threads will contain the 1st post with a profile like this;

Which will be updated with your review.

I'd like you all to put your username at the foot of the review as well to recognise your assistance with this project.

The threads will be left open for ongoing player discussion and I've put forward names such as "The Locker Room" or "The Clubhouse" as potential sub-board names to best reflect the content.

I'll build the profile pages and please PM me with the name(s) of players you wish to review so we can get the ball rolling. A keen observer of the ressies or two would also be really helpful!

Thanks in advance.

Syd

 

[robbieando]

Yep, we are giving all of you a say in a major project and a Sub Board on this Forum.

This will be the go to play for the latest news and stats for each player on our list past and present going forward, starting with the 2010 Playing List.

So put your names forward to review a player.

 

[Swansujelly]

Maybe have a ratings thus

Gun
Great
Good
Gunna Be
Gone

 

[grimlock]

I bags the BMs Meredith and McGlynn

 

[vonn]

Who the hell are they. That's really gay of you.

Anyway, MMM and McBabe. I call Shotgun which overrides all. The rules of shotgun must be upheld.

Oh and Gaycock even your redrafted works can't compare to the fluidity of my straight pen to paper/finger to key so don't even try. That is all.

 

[Private Ryan]

McVeigh one should be good.

 

[grimlock]

Who the hell are they. That's really gay of you.

Anyway, MMM and McBabe. I call Shotgun which overrides all. The rules of shotgun must be upheld.

Oh and Gaycock even your redrafted works can't compare to the fluidity of my straight pen to paper/finger to key so don't even try. That is all.

You're completely right, my English is just plain terrible. What I wanted to say of course was I like to bag Meredith and McGlynn.

On more relevant matters, I'll be happy to pick up the dregs, whichever players are not wanted by the rest of the board I'll do their profiles.

 

[Dangas]

"In The Shed", " or "The Shed"

 

[Bonz]

McVeigh one should be good.

And we all know that one belongs to me

 

[robbieando]

We want as many people involved as possible to undertake this serious task.

The job of the McVeigh review will be decided by the Mod Group

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

Ill take a few Ressie's and SEXY SMITH!

 

[Syd]

Cheers all, I've been away for a weekend with the wife and daughter and have a few PM's plus offers in this thread.

I'll pop up a list of who's offered to review who so we don't 'double up' and also so we know who else needs reviews written.

I've got some unpacking\sorting to do so the list will be up mid-morning tomorrow.

Thanks to all for the offers thus far, I'm really looking forward to this project!!!

Syd

 

[robbieando]

You're completely right, my English is just plain terrible. What I wanted to say of course was I like to bag Meredith and McGlynn.

On more relevant matters, I'll be happy to pick up the dregs, whichever players are not wanted by the rest of the board I'll do their profiles.

Thanks for picking up the dregs grim if it gets to that stage but let vonn have her two players.

I want to see if she can write proper form English for once in her life on a subject that would be need impossible

 

[vonn]

Rob. Refer to my blog. And bow down. To the seamless and fluid integration of english mixed with the pure sophistication that is vonnglish.

EDIT: if no one has a particular affinity/desire to do good lukeings I will HAPPILY do his too. but I don't want to seem too greedy. the offer is there if needed

 

[Syd]

Anyway, MMM and McBabe. I call Shotgun which overrides all. The rules of shotgun must be upheld.

I'mma gonna need some help here, MMM and McBabe??
(I presume McBabe is McGlynn vonn?? Lost on MMM)



Anyways, the list as I've had volunteers thus far include.

Swans Player Reviews by Volunteer Writers
Number Player Reviewed by P

TBA Armstrong, Tony
14 Bird, Craig bonzaburgers
24 Bolton, Jude
8 Dennis-Lane, Trent S120
13 Everitt, Andrejs
37 Goodes, Adam
45 Gordon, Nathan
39 Grundy, Heath Stat Machine
4 Hannebery, Daniel Stat Machine
15 Jack, Kieren Stat Machine
32 Jetta, Lewis
34 Johnson, Alex BarneyBent P
12 Kennedy, Josh P. S120
11 Lamb, Jed
9 Malceski, Nick
24 Mattner, Martin
21 McGlynn, Ben grimlock or vonn (TBA)
3 McVeigh, Jarrad bonzaburgers
7 Meredith, Brett grimlock
33 Moore, Jarred
TBA Morton, Mitch
41 Mumford, Shane
5 O'Keefe, Ryan
26 Parker, Luke
38 Pyke, Mike
20 Reid, Sam Stat Machine
25 Richards, Ted
30 Roberts-Thomson, Lewis
16 Rohan, Gary
1 Seaby, Mark
2 Shaw, Rhyce
40 Smith, Nicholas Soph Cross
27 Spangher, Matt
TBA Walsh, Tommy
18 White, Jesse



Rookie and Academy List to follow…



Jack, Brandon BarneyBent P
Jallow, Alex BarneyBent P
McNeil, Dylan BarneyBent P
Murphy, Kane BarneyBent P
Perris, Lloyd BarneyBent P
TBA Soph Cross
TBA Soph Cross
TBA Soph Cross


Keep sending me the names and I'll update the list.
(I'll also add this into the OP for ease of future reference)

 

[robbieando]

I'mma gonna need some help here, MMM and McBabe??
(I presume McBabe is McGlynn vonn?? Lost on MMM)

Vonn gets both Meredith and McGlynn

 

[grimlock]

I'mma gonna need some help here, MMM and McBabe??
(I presume McBabe is McGlynn vonn?? Lost on MMM)



Anyways, the list as I've had volunteers thus far include.

Swans Player Reviews by Volunteer Writers
Number Player Reviewed by P

TBA Armstrong, Tony
14 Bird, Craig bonzaburgers
24 Bolton, Jude
8 Dennis-Lane, Trent S120
13 Everitt, Andrejs
37 Goodes, Adam
45 Gordon, Nathan
39 Grundy, Heath Stat Machine
4 Hannebery, Daniel Stat Machine
15 Jack, Kieren Stat Machine
32 Jetta, Lewis
34 Johnson, Alex BarneyBent P
12 Kennedy, Josh P. S120
11 Lamb, Jed
9 Malceski, Nick
24 Mattner, Martin
21 McGlynn, Ben grimlock or vonn (TBA)
3 McVeigh, Jarrad bonzaburgers
7 Meredith, Brett grimlock
33 Moore, Jarred
TBA Morton, Mitch
41 Mumford, Shane
5 O'Keefe, Ryan
26 Parker, Luke
38 Pyke, Mike
20 Reid, Sam Stat Machine
25 Richards, Ted
30 Roberts-Thomson, Lewis
16 Rohan, Gary
1 Seaby, Mark
2 Shaw, Rhyce
40 Smith, Nicholas Soph Cross
27 Spangher, Matt
TBA Walsh, Tommy
18 White, Jesse



Rookie and Academy List to follow…



Jack, Brandon BarneyBent P
Jallow, Alex BarneyBent P
McNeil, Dylan BarneyBent P
Murphy, Kane BarneyBent P
Perris, Lloyd BarneyBent P
TBA Soph Cross
TBA Soph Cross
TBA Soph Cross


Keep sending me the names and I'll update the list.
(I'll also add this into the OP for ease of future reference)

Yeah, yeah give McGlynn and MMM (FYI Mostly Mediocre Meredith) to vonn, we don't want to upset the little princess.

Also Syd, shouldn't we be reviewing the playing list from 2011? I'm not sure many of us could write much about Armstrong or Walsh.

 

[TRAWP]

I shotgun Mumford, Walsh and Spangher.

For Walsh I plan on watching plenty YouTube footage to see him in action.

 

[Syd]

Yeah, yeah give McGlynn and MMM (FYI Mostly Mediocre Meredith) to vonn....

Thanks, and translations noted.

Also Syd, shouldn't we be reviewing the playing list from 2011? I'm not sure many of us could write much about Armstrong or Walsh.

Me either, but who knows, maybe a bit of online research will help.
Won't worry me if we missed the newbs out, but I'd like to have something for everyone on the list before pre-season.

I shotgun Mumford, Walsh and Spangher.

For Walsh I plan on watching plenty YouTube footage to see him in action.

Thanks and updated.



New listing below:
(grim, any you'd like to claim now vonn's cleared?)

Swans Player Reviews by Volunteer Writers
Number Player Reviewed by P

TBA Armstrong, Tony
14 Bird, Craig bonzaburgers
24 Bolton, Jude
8 Dennis-Lane, Trent S120
13 Everitt, Andrejs
37 Goodes, Adam
45 Gordon, Nathan
39 Grundy, Heath Stat Machine
4 Hannebery, Daniel Stat Machine
15 Jack, Kieren Stat Machine
32 Jetta, Lewis
34 Johnson, Alex BarneyBent P
12 Kennedy, Josh P. S120
11 Lamb, Jed
9 Malceski, Nick
24 Mattner, Martin
21 McGlynn, Ben vonn
3 McVeigh, Jarrad bonzaburgers
7 Meredith, Brett vonn
33 Moore, Jarred
TBA Morton, Mitch
41 Mumford, Shane Plugg3r
5 O'Keefe, Ryan
26 Parker, Luke
38 Pyke, Mike
20 Reid, Sam Stat Machine
25 Richards, Ted
30 Roberts-Thomson, Lewis
16 Rohan, Gary
1 Seaby, Mark
2 Shaw, Rhyce
40 Smith, Nicholas Soph Cross
27 Spangher, Matt Plugg3r
TBA Walsh, Tommy Plugg3r
18 White, Jesse



Rookie and Academy List to follow…



Jack, Brandon BarneyBent P
Jallow, Alex BarneyBent P
McNeil, Dylan BarneyBent P
Murphy, Kane BarneyBent P
Perris, Lloyd BarneyBent P
TBA Soph Cross
TBA Soph Cross
TBA Soph Cross

 

[grimlock]

Syd I'm happy to allow everyone to pick first and I'll write up whoever's left (if any!)

 

[SM]

Started writing mine but I might hold off submitting mine until I see what others have written so I know what sort of detail I should be using, don't wanna be getting too specific.

 

[robbieando]

Ah Syd we need to do the 2011 Player reviews first then move onto the 2012 part of the project.

Those who review a player who retires/gets traded/gets delisted gets first pick at the incoming lot in future year. Though we will take orders for both the 2011 and 2012 lists for the purpose of setting the 2012 review setup and sub board going forward and getting 2011 done quickly.

 

[S120]

Syd, am I still doing Teddy Richards?

 

[vonn]

Vonn gets both Meredith and McGlynn

Booya!
Whens the deadline? Apparently I'm doing the HSC atm but lol rofl what a waste of time.
I, like Stat, would also like to see a template/e.g. of how much depth is required.

 

[Syd]

Syd, am I still doing Teddy Richards?

Yes, I'll update my list.

Bloody work interfering with my BF time!!

Booya!
Whens the deadline? Apparently I'm doing the HSC atm but lol rofl what a waste of time.
I, like Stat, would also like to see a template/e.g. of how much depth is required.

I've got a couple already written so I'll merge those to the profile and post up a sample in here later today.

I didn't define a template for the written review so as not to constrain everyone's creative side.