Create your own rider

[RedWhiteBlack]

Following on from the Sound Relief rider thread, here is your chance to write your own rider demands.

Imagine you're on tour, for a regular show (not a charity gig etc.) and tell the promoters what you need back stage to perform!
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=551583

 

[Sunday Red]

I'll have a crack.

- Bottled water
- Coke Zero
- Bottle of scotch (not overly fussy with brand, as long as it's decent)
- Absolut, Belvedere or Grey Goose vodka
- Case of Red Bull
- Case of local beer (would allow me to sample good drops around the world!)
- Various flavours of Doritos with salsa & sour cream
- Fruit salad with various flavours of yoghurt
- Ice Break iced coffee
- Cashews & honey macadamia nuts
- A big hearty chicken parma

Although a lot would depend on the size of my crew, where I was and how long I was there!

 

[smasha]

-suisse ultravite pills be ready an hour before gig
-slab of Guinness Draft cans
-Slab of Red Bull
-4 bottles Jager spirit should be placed next to red bull slab
-Fish oil tabs
-Hogs breath ribs and steak after performance
-Box of extra cheesy Dorittos and various dips(must have French Onion)after performance
-slab of Amber Ale when Guinness runs out.
-Slab of water mixed with Bickford Peach tea Cordial beforehand.
-4 of the hottest girls spotted in crowd and a shit load of condoms.


This is the Aussie tour version.

THIS IS FUN!!!!!!

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Just one requirement; a kilogram of lesbian ham.*





this is a reference to The Mighty Boosh

 

[Computer890]

I would say no thank you and bring my own stuff cause i do not want them to go through all that trouble just for me.

 

[Chops_a_must]

- 8 tabs.

- 4 one litre bottles of water

- half a carton of cider

- assorted stone fruits

- a monocle

- polaroid camera

- half a metre of satin fabric

- Wilson Tuckey

 

[Sunday Red]

- 8 tabs.

- 4 one litre bottles of water

- half a carton of cider

- assorted stone fruits

- a monocle

- polaroid camera

- half a metre of satin fabric

- Wilson Tuckey

I lol'd!

 

[Chops_a_must]

I lol'd!

The funny thing is... that would be very very close to what I would want.

 

[omit]

- nintendo 46
- golden eye
- beer
- chips

and a tv

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

- nintendo 46
- golden eye
- beer
- chips

and a tv

Best game ever. Proximity mines.

 

[Bomber Bears]

nintendo 46 sounds interesting as well

Ummm

- A water bottle
- a tap with which to gain water for the bottle
- a kettle
- Twinings Irish Breakfast leaf tea
- Teapot
- Case of Guinness Draught cans
- Case of Coopers Pale Ale
- One bottle black sambucca + shot glasses
- A platter of thai food including beef salad and penang(spelling)
- Muesli bars
- frosty fruit ice blocks
- Mint gelato
- TV
- Arrested development dvd's

 

[Upgrayedd]

Remember you roughly have 3 other band mates +promoter+Manager/3-4 groupies


-8 Roast Chickens
-5 Cartons of Coopers Vintage
-2 Cartons of Mercury Cider
-3 Kilos of Cocaine

 

[Ingall]

- something to eat
- something to drink
- 6 buxom wenches, of dubious virtue