Current Crimes you wish to commit.

[bigpapagman]

Self explanatory.




Pillaging.

 

[Wallaby]

Like all young boys, I was secretly a bit of a pyromaniac (bonfire night was THE night of the year). And still, when I burn up a big heap on the folks' farm, I have a lot of fun. I've never burnt anything I wasn't allowed to. But I would love one day to be able to set fire to some big installation - not necessarily a house, but something like a set of warehouses, or a big wooden bridge, or an old football grandstand. Plan it, stoke it, fuel it and prepare it so that with just one match........

Actually, the crime part is not important. Legal would be better. If the call comes out that the Government want to burn down an old large building, I'm in there like a shot with the lowest tender.

 

[Wallaby]

Wait, did I say that out loud?

 

[ioppolo]

There's a few people I wouldn't mind brutally assaulting given the chance.

 

[Kram]

Ponzi scheme.

Seriously though I can't see this ending well.

 

[Radius]

Tax evasion.

Fuzz ain't ever gonna take me down

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Is beastiality a crime...................................................................................................................................?

 

[Xtreme]

I jay walk from time to time.... i feel so dirty admitting it

 

[Kickass]

Posting on the crime board under someone else's log on

 

[Troubadour]

I'd like to devise a device ...... that allows you to post a dog turd to someone and when they unwrap it, it immediately sets itself alight.

Flaming bag of dog sh1te for the 21st century.

I have several hundred to send.

 

[rayven]

I'd like to commit a few politicians and business leaders who are themselves a walking talking crime..

 

[rocker_oz33]

I will say nothing so i cant criminate myself.

 

[grizzlym]

Ah, sorry. Not going to have the discussion of partaking in illegal activity, even in jest, on this board.