Croems

[SydCrow]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems should rhyme
But this one doesn't

 

[Slippery Pete]

Holy shit.

That's so bad it's good.

 

[bjn1960]

There was a BF poster, who went by the name of Macca
His pre-training reports, are said, to be a real cracka
Many have bowed their heads, in deference, to this sage
Because his utterences, are all but exalted, that you can wage
and whom Moses is said, to have constalled, upon the Mount of Sinai
It is known that our Pete, of Slippery fame, entitled upon said Macca, the Magi of the Crow.
That, you all should know.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

There once was a boy named Phil
who was dropped and made us look like a dill
he got shitty, went to West Sydney
and now Criagy is in for a chill.

There once was a forward named Tex
who loved a beer with his mates
hated chasing, Craig got frustrated
decided to sent him back to Norwood
now Sando will get the best of him as a key forward.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

There once was a poster named Alex
who thought his posting was fantastic
Said training reports sucked, ducked the mucks and went ballistics
then spent a month is in the clink.

My poetry is about as good as Brad Symes kicking. Shocking.

 

[bjn1960]

There once was a poster named Alex
who thought his posting was fantastic
Said training reports sucked, ducked the mucks and went ballistics
then spent a month is in the clink.

My poetry is about as good as Brad Symes kicking. Shocking.

I didn't realise Brad kicked that poorly.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

I didn't realise Brad kicked that poorly.

He kicks as well as Peter Griffin speaks Italian.

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[Geoffa32]

There was a lad named Walker
Who was mates with Jeanch the Talker
When push came to shove
They didn't show much love
But left Rooch with egg on his porker.

 

[jenny61_99]

There was a lad named Walker
Who was mates with Jeanch the Talker
When push came to shove
They didn't show much love
But left Rooch with egg on his porker.

Love this!

There was a new coach of the Crows
Spike's the mantle that everyone knows
He made them all tough
With boxing and stuff
Now teammates are coming to blows!

Well that's what the media said,
actually Rooch - the one strange in the head.
He thought it was real
So he wrote this big speel
Now he's left with a face that is red.

Tex and Special J actually had the last say
with their tweets going half of the day
Other reporters jumped on
Printing stuff that was wrong
Leaving all of us in total dismay.

How could they get it so wrong? we all thought
So much baloney that all came to naught.
Tex and Matty were great
because they're truly good mates
A great lesson to all has been taught.

 

[Deaneus!]

There once was a captain named Sloane
who was captain all on his own
the team was all new
as one we all flew
Coz the club had a whole different tone

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

He was the Crows most famous name
All he wanted was a farewell game
Neil said "Nuts to you,
You're not best 22,"
Now his sons hate the club just the same


(pun intended)

Oh man, had forgotten that this certified gold existed

 

[GreyCrow]

We had a fitness guru called Burton
The players said they were hurtin
He was a birdman
Became a turd man
To the Awareness Thread I had alerts on

 

[flashcrow]

Young and Strong

We are young and strong
I wonder if we can win the flag
I hear the roar of the crowd
I see the cup held up high
I want to believe it is true
We are young and strong

I dream we play the game
I see it every night
I touch the holy grail
I worry it is not true
I would be sad if we came last, but
We are young and strong

I'm sure that we are good enough
I say that we can win
I dream of finals glory
If we can beat the best
I hope for the ultimate prize
We are young and strong

 

[Huntercrow]

In the old days of pre season training.
When our brand was so entertaining
Discussion was fun....
But now there is none!
Just a locked gate is all that's remaining!!!!!

 

[Samcro24]

Our CEO appointment was grand
We'd have the best staff in the land!
Alas Dunstall said no
They've all got to go!
While Roo stuck his head in the sand

 

[skam85]

Don Pyke is gone now
Brett Burton has been fired
Flag glory awaits

 

[Godallblighty]

How did I miss this thread the first time??? Bravo Adelaide board.

 

[Freshj]

There once was a player named pat,
He always dreamed of being a cat,
His asked his missus for help,
He gave a little yelp,
Balls have been missing since that!

 

[FR0GGY]

The once was a ****** called Burton
Hamstrings injuries were a certain
A protege called Hass
Stuffs ups on mass
Now im just glad we've closed the curtain.

 

[Mr_Moogle]

This thread was worth it just to see somebody rhyme birdman with turd man.

 

[Deaneus!]

The once was a kid called McShane
Who once got sunburn in the rain
He played in Tyrone
Instead of with Sloane
And he never went hungry again*

*because he got a job at Keystone

 

[JP Sauce]

Did some of my best work in this thread.

Take that how you will.

 

[Huntercrow]

ode to the humble Crow.

Too smart to be roadkill
And graceful in flight
A blue shim in those feathers as black as black night.

Announces his presence with a loud vengeful .......ffffffffaaaaaaarrrrrrkkk!!!!!
Can be heard from The Moon! and the hallowed “Footy Park”

Graham Kennedy foolishly copied its tune.
But was cut from the air the next afternoon.

Since that fateful day Crow hasnt forgotten
That Genus "Victorian" by nature, is ROTTEN!!

 

[footy4ever]

Roses are red
My name's Dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave.





Unfortunately I can't claim authorship of this work of brilliance.

 

[Deaneus!]

Roses are red
My name's Dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave.





Unfortunately I can't claim authorship of this work of brilliance.

Was Dave a Richmond supporter?