Crunch time!

[Clint Bizzell]

Hi Cat fans, the Clintster here.

My good mate Menschy is having some trouble posting with his account, so he asked me to fill in for him. Not many people know this, but when i was a junior i was nearly drafted by Hawthorn. But they said my nose was too big and it would prevent me from ever being in a Men for All Seasons calendar, and therefore i was not Hawk material. I was extremely upset about this, but i feel that Hawthorn have paid for their cruelty after having Aaron Lord in their side for the past 4 years.

You know, when Gary Jr comes to the club next year, i will no longer be "the next Gary Ablett". That has prompted me to have talks with other clubs. The Bulldogs are interested in taking me on board as "the next Kelvin Templeton", Sydney want me as "the next Warwick Capper", but the dominant Essendon side are only willing to take me as "the next Michael Symons".

We play West Coast this week in what we regard a 'must win' game, because if we lose we don't get free drink cards at the Geelong Hotel. Menschy has been sulking all week over his lack of game time recently, so look for him to come out with all guns blazing, whilst i will be looking to provide the crowd with my own brand of showBIZ.

see ya

 

[Catastrophic]

What a man!
There`s nothing like crunch time.GO CATS.

 

[David Mensch]

Hey Clinty, thanks for helping me out with your rather mediocre game preview, but i can post again and there's only room for one Geelong superstar here so you can delete this site from your favorites.

Well, i made an attempt to mend the rift between Mark Thompson and myself when i made a surprise visit to his house last night. I was knocking on the door for ages but nobody answered, which was strange because i swear i heard somebody whispering inside. Then, somehow, his Dobermans got loose from the back yard and i was forced to leave in a bit of a hurry.

The Malcolm Blight thing is surprise, although it is a pity that it didn't occur a few years down the track, when i'll be looking to coach. I could've taken over the reigns from him, and appointed Tim Elliot as my assistant. If only, saints fans...if only...

Anyway, we're off to WA now. See ya

Cat attack, GO CATS!
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