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Norm Smith Medallist
May 28, 2012
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At the Chinese takeout.
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North Melbourne
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Werribee
A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

The barman angrily said we don’t serve your type here, now get out before I nail your beak to the bar.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar and orders a beer.

The barman says I told you to get out before I nail your beak to the bar.

The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks the barman if he has any nails.

No says the barman.

Thats great says the duck, can I have a beer please?
 

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