Have you buggers cracked out the Christmas bonbons already?
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Have you buggers cracked out the Christmas bonbons already?
I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate.5 out of 4 people admit hey're bad at fractions
How do you catch a polar bear?A polar bear cub walks up to his father - am I really a polar bear dad?
Of course son.
No brown bear or koala in me?
Of course not son - why do you ask?
Coz I'm friggin freezin.
Reminds me of the joke with the fly and the mountain lion.How do you catch a polar bear?
You dig a large hole in the ice, and place a small pile of frozen peas alongside the hole.
When the bear bends down for a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Do elaborateReminds me of the joke with the fly and the mountain lion.
It is even worse than a dad joke.Do elaborate