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A bloke goes for a job in the WA outback on a big station. Boss asks in the interview, "You got a driver's license mate?"
"Nah mate, but I'm a good driver, learnt on my uncle's farm before he had to sell up... never had an accident"
Boss is a bit hesitant, but because of the lack of applicants he gives the bloke a job. Boss says, "ok mate, I need you to take this truckload of sheep into town 300km away. Contact me on the radio if there's any issues"
"Yep, no problems boss"
So the newbie drives off in the truck loaded with sheep and hears a clunk at the front of the truck. OH NO!
Gets out and has a look, and gets straight on the radio with his boss.
"Boss, boss... I hit a pig on the highway. Little bit of damage on the front end, passenger side. What do I do?"
Boss says "don't worry about it mate, insurance will cover you. Just drag him to the side of the road if you can, take some photos on your phone, and keep going"
Driver calls back 10 minutes later : "Boss, boss, I dragged the pig to the side of the road and took the photos, but I can't move his bloody motorbike"
 

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OK, it's been a b.... of a week, but hey, we are all still firing. And anyway, what would Barrett know about North before Barassi. A few of us on here lived through that and here we are!! (No names...we know who we are. Unlike GoKangas I didn't get married at Kanga Kasino...but my sister did!!)

So here are some more important issues...

Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
 
Bertie22 said:
OK, it's been a b.... of a week, but hey, we are all still firing. And anyway, what would Barrett know about North before Barassi. A few of us on here lived through that and here we are!! (No names...we know who we are. Unlike GoKangas I didn't get married at Kanga Kasino...but my sister did!!)

So here are some more important issues...

Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Bertie22 said:
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Joke's on you mate! I went for a drive in the country the other day and it had been raining. I was amazed to see this...

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The Jesus said:
Apparently he's giving everything to the meek
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The meek shall inherit the Earth.

Unfortunately for the meek, He was referring to a shitty nightclub in Adelaide.

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