Dad jokes - add yours

[giantroo]

 

[rickety]

Ripped this one off a Wednesday site ....

A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" he asked his assistant.

"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn’t find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives".

"You idiot" said the chemist "You cant treat a cough with laxatives".

"Of course you can" said the assistant "Look at him, he daren't cough now!"

 

[Samsquanch]