De Goey arrested in New York

[The Sultan]

Just saw on the morning news Jordan De Goey

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Jordan De Goey

Age

28

Ht

188cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.7

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.1

5star

CL

2.3

4star

D

15.8

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.7

3star

CL

2.3

4star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

4.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

was arrested for assault at a New York bar.

Prob not the best move seeing he’s out of contract at end of year.

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-australian-rugby-player-arrested-assault-chelsea-20211030-7ebsvwnalnh2vjz6xnq7vct5tq-story.html?outputType=amp

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Wants to be the next Petracca.
Looking more likely to be the next Sylvia.

 

[Bluelegs]

When do Channel 7 announce him as a commentator for the 2022 season?

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

When do Channel 7 announce him as a commentator for the 2022 season?

*! Came here just to make that joke.

 

[Bluelegs]

fu**! Came here just to make that joke.

Thread idea: "Jobs Jordan De Goey Should Pursue Now That His AFL Career is Over."

 

[Pistol Night]

Wants to be the next Petracca.
Looking more likely to be the next Sylvia.

The next Rolf Harris the way its looking

 

[Pistol Night]

Thread idea: "Jobs Jordan De Goey Should Pursue Now That His AFL Career is Over."

Breast cancer diagnostic

 

[Bluelegs]

Breast cancer diagnostic

Liberal Party Staffer

Hollywood Producer

US President

 

[zackah]

I’m on holiday but decided to come in here for Saveloy Rockstar‘s melt lulz

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

The next Rolf Harris the way its looking

No, Joffa has already claimed that.

 

[theyellowsash]

Once a scumbag, always a scumbag.

This is what happens when you don't punish people the first time.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Worst off season ever.
Boring old Melbourne win the most boringest premiership.
But wait we're saved.
Thanks Jordan and thank you Collingwood.
November to end of February now something to be excited about.
Bring on the memes.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

 

[Gasbope]

Don't think they'll be able buy his way out of this one.

 

[The Sultan]

Even the Collingwood board are washing their hands of him. Dude has definatly cost himself a multi million dollar contract, will
Be lucky to play again

 

[CraigB]

How's does one get on these elite training programs, it's paying dividends straight away night out and two touches on the board. Absolute POS bloke

 

[brett15]

Saveloy Rockstar get in here and defend your s**t truck forward

 

[leobarryustar]

Footage must be immediately before the arrest


He said he decided to head to California, where his training under Johnny Louch has included intense fitness work but also mountain biking, towards the end of last season.
"When the opportunity arose I just jumped at it," De Goey said.
"I thought it was a great idea to be able to mix up my training - because it's shocking what's going on Australia at the moment with the COVID stuff but it does make it hard to train.
"Being over here you have a lot more access to different gyms and also trails and activities."
"Definitely this'll be the best shape I've come back in," he said.
"I think mentally as well I'll be in a really good head space, being able to come over here and do something new and meet some really good people ... and obviously physically I'm sure I'll be fit too."

 

[Spiritof82]

Locked up in New York prison cell over night, going to be real real good friends with Bubba and the rest of the BLM gang in there.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

 

[Bluelegs]

Footage must be immediately before the arrest


He said he decided to head to California, where his training under Johnny Louch has included intense fitness work but also mountain biking, towards the end of last season.
"When the opportunity arose I just jumped at it," De Goey said.
"I thought it was a great idea to be able to mix up my training - because it's shocking what's going on Australia at the moment with the COVID stuff but it does make it hard to train.
"Being over here you have a lot more access to different gyms and also trails and activities."
"Definitely this'll be the best shape I've come back in," he said.
"I think mentally as well I'll be in a really good head space, being able to come over here and do something new and meet some really good people ... and obviously physically I'm sure I'll be fit too."

Leaves Australia to get away from lockdown.

Proceeds to get locked up in America.

 

[Seethus]

Where is the offseason ladder thread when you need it?

 

[Trojan90]

 

[Biffinator]

Dumber than Gary Rohan

23

Gary Rohan

Age

32

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.2

5star

G

1.2

4star

. Dumber than Charlie Curnow

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Charlie Curnow

Age

27

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.3

3star

K

9.7

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

. Dumber than Stringer. To have learnt nothing. We live not in a consequence-free world. JDG could end up being the Human Mattress in San Quinton or its NY equivalent!