Dear Santos

[Santos L Helper]

I've taken the request by Jars458 on board and started this thread for anyone who would like to ask me for advice on personal relationships and stuff.
Feel free to ask a question on any topic (prefer relationship stuff) and I'll give you the benefit of my years of experience and truckloads of insightfulness.
So come on folks.........'He who dares, wins'.

ps. It may be wise to remember that my answers are just ****takes. No offence is meant to anyone here. Also if you're going to post as someone try not to be personal.

 

[Jars458]

I am with this really ugly chick

How do I dump her

I ask casue no doubt you have had many ugly chicks before.

Regards

Rohan

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by Jars458
I am with this really ugly chick

How do I dump her

I ask casue no doubt you have had many ugly chicks before.

Regards

Rohan

Dear Rohan (although I suspect this is an alias) rememer these words. 'Welcome to Dumpsville, population....YOU!' that should fix your problem.
As for your little dig at my ability to pull quality chicks.....you shouldn't talk about your fiance like that.

 

[jefffff34]

Dear Santos,

I really have no life at all, I am like a hermit as I stay hidden in my little dungeon with my computer harassing people on the Internet. I find it fun but others don't, they keep booting me off. What can I do to get a life?

Regards

Fitzroy James Dio.

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by Hoggy
Dear Santos,

I really have no life at all, I am like a hermit as I stay hidden in my little dungeon with my computer harassing people on the Internet. I find it fun but others don't, they keep booting me off. What can I do to get a life?

Regards

Fitzroy James Dio.

Dear FJD, (is that your real name?) my advice to you is to surround yourself with footy stats and tell everyone that the minor premier is at a disadvantage through the current finals system. That should make you the life of the party.

 

[goal_umpire]

Dear Santos,

you are weird

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by suzi_olsen
Dear Santos,

you are weird

Thank you Suzi, but let's stick to the thread topic. Do you have a question?

 

[goal_umpire]

Originally posted by Santos L Helper


Thank you Suzi, but let's stick to the thread topic. Do you have a question?

Why are you so weird?

 

[Jars458]

Originally posted by Santos L Helper


Dear Rohan (although I suspect this is an alias) rememer these words. 'Welcome to Dumpsville, population....YOU!' that should fix your problem.
As for your little dig at my ability to pull quality chicks.....you shouldn't talk about your fiance like that.

i wasn't

I was speaking for Rohan.

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by suzi_olsen

Why are you so weird?

I think I'll leave this one alone. Questions on personal relationships please.

 

[jefffff34]

Dear Santos

Why is Suzi Olsen allowed to call people "weird" and other such insults while she gets mad at people calling her weird?

Hoggy

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by Hoggy
Dear Santos

Why is Suzi Olsen allowed to call people "weird" and other such insults while she gets mad at people calling her weird?

Hoggy

Dear Hoggy, this is one of the wonders of life. I suspect that not all the stairs lead to the attic in Suzi's case. Remember that we should be polite to those less fortunate than oruselves, so i sugest that you offer Suzi the 'olive branch of peace' and be at peace with yourself.

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Dear Santos

The puss-filled sores have come back again. Any advice?

Cheers

DCFC

 

[happy_in_hell]

Dear Santos,

I am in love with yoiur avatar.
How can i contact it for a hot date?

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club
Dear Santos

The puss-filled sores have come back again. Any advice?

Cheers

DCFC

Keep doing whatever brought them back and you'll never have to do without again.

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by happy_in_hell
Dear Santos,

I am in love with yoiur avatar.
How can i contact it for a hot date?

My avatar is a player. Dating it will only lead to heartbreak.

 

[Santos L Helper]

Well folks, I have to take a break and participate in a staff vs students touch footy game.....or is that staff touch students footy game?

Nah it's the first one. Keep the questions coming and I'll answer them soon.

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Originally posted by carneagles
Long time listener, first time typer.

Oy! JLH is supoib!

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by carneagles
Santos,

Long time listener, first time typer.

We get this girl hanging around at our place from time to time. Let's call her "Suzi X". Anyhoo, she always lobs in and comes out with all of these comments about how she knows Ken Judge and how Paul Haselby's got cancer of the brain or something and then she harrasses the moderators to get us all executed!

Anyway, to the question: why do so many people think Jennifer Love Hewitt is attractive?

Dear carneagles, I like the cut of your jib! In answer to your question, its because she has a great rack.

 

[happy_in_hell]

Santos L Helper says:

My avatar is a player. Dating it will only lead to heartbreak.

hih says: Santos advice was certainly very helpful and led me from embarrasment.
To all other posters ou there i would recommend Santos' advice thread. It really helps

 

[Mcchawk]

Not bad comedy for South Australians!!

Keep those beers coming!

 

[TheMase]

Dear Santos

You're really bored aren't you?

 

[PeteLX]

Dear Auntie Santos,

I'm in love with this chick (for four years) but she 'just wants to be friends'. How do I make her love me?

-Sleepless in Sunshine

 

[mandy]

Dear Santos

There are a dozen or so guys in love with me, but I "just want to be freinds". How do I stop them from falling in love with me?

- Restless in Richmond

 

[BIG POPPA PUMP]

Originally posted by mandy5
Dear Santos

There are a dozen or so guys in love with me, but I "just want to be freinds". How do I stop them from falling in love with me?

- Restless in Richmond

Head reduction surgery. Could take care of two problems in one.