Review Dees v Poort: the Good, Bad and Fugly

[Biffinator]

Here in this city of dentures, West End lager and unsolved crimes, our beloved Demons confront Poort and its unwashed legions of wanna-be bogans. Share yout thoughts after the bout. Dees by 17 points.

 

[Headless]

Like this post if you are an opposition lurker hoping to find melts post-game.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Same amount of scoring shots for a 5 goal loss. Goody ball is infinite.

 

[420]

 

[Scythe]

Bad football team is bad

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Bring on the expected scores!

 

[Deelighted]

At least we're consistent

 

[Deelighted]

At least we're consistent

 

[Charlie_s123]

I reckon 30 or 40 more aimless bombs into 50 and we might have been close

 

[PerfectFooty]

Like this post if you are an opposition lurker hoping to find melts post-game.

You can't really melt when you've been beaten down to this point

 

[Headless]

Like this post if you are an opposition lurker hoping to find melts post-game.

And now we wait.

 

[Oceanlabxo]

You'd love to be a tall defender playing us. Just free real estate every time we kick the ball.

Thanks for the flag Goodwin, now take the puss game plan and get the hell out.

 

[Grimey Sylvia]

Good and bad can go get ****ed with this team.

It's all ugly:

• Can kick goals when it matters
• No one leads at the kicker or the fat side
• Goodwin out coached again
• Bombing it long
• Can't or won't try to break a tackle
• Windsor has been ruined
• McVee will be suspended
• No chaos or dare
• So ****ing boring and predictable

For the love of god. Bring in some kids and release the shackles Melbourne!!!

 

[Headless]

You can't really melt when you've been beaten down to this point

My main emotion watching us play these days is regret.

 

[Jamurp]

Turned it off and immediately felt better, I hate this team so much.

 

[Charlie_s123]

Loved the inclusion of Viney back in the mix. The 3 amigos giving the supporters what they want to see!

 

[PerfectFooty]

And now we wait.

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The waiting game sucks, lets play hungry hippos

 

[Charlie_s123]

Turned it off and immediately felt better, I hate this team so much.

It’s quite nice turning the footy off and pouring a glass of wine, listening to some music.

I imagine it’s what people feel like when they get released from Guantanamo

 

[Toump Ass]

Fall within a point of the favourites then get done by a shithouse Port Adelaide, I'm stunned, really I am.
I'll need a minute to process this I think.

 

[Headless]

Fall within a point of the favourites then get done by a shithouse Port Adelaide, I'm stunned, really I am.
I'll need a minute to process this I think.

Timer has started.

 

[Bluelegs]

What's the point of reviewing the game? We lost the exact same way we always lose.

 

[demoniac]

Over to the Board.

 

[Bluelegs]

Timer has started.

No pressure though Toump Ass. It's counting up.

 

[omit]

This team is exhausting to support. 4 ****ing seasons in a row of the exact same issues costing game. This week was a prime selection of Goodwin and the teams greatest hits.

Long high kicks into forward 50 - check
Forwards not leading - check
Inaccurate goal kicking - check
Giving away goals at the end of the quarter - check
15 minutes of exciting football to get our hopes up that things will be different this time - check

 

[Praetorian]

Every time I watch the dees I love hearing some bullshit stat like “melbournes opponents have had 1 mark inside 50 in the last 3 years, today they’ve had 13 in the first quarter”

****ing love that shit, give me more.

“Ratugolea has never had more than 4 intercept marks, today he’s had 7 in the first half”