Certified Legendary Thread Delusional Pearlers IV

[Dave]

I presume these rumours spouted from somewhere between said poster’s right and left arse cheeks.

No idea, but it's bloody hilarious, even if we were just as bad when Ryder left.

 

[fanuch]

To be fair some of you wanted that magnificent bastard hung, drawn and 1/4d a few years ago

 

[Jade]

 

[Dave]

To be fair some of you wanted that magnificent bastard hung, drawn and 1/4d a few years ago

As I said, when Ryder was leaving we felt much the same way. Not sure we went quite that far though ;-)

 

[eDPS]

 

[Is Don Is Good]

North supporters have deluded themselves into thinking they could've done Pick 4 and Swallow for Pick 2

 

[Yoda_]

Jade hitting a home run tonight

 

[Dave]

Gold Jade.

Saad joins the Drug Cheats , would feel amongst friends

Someone has their Saads mixed up.

Sad really.

 

[IriDiuM]

Gold Jade.



Someone has their Saads mixed up.

Sad really.

Ahh, though that explains why I've seen some numptys claiming we've traded in 2 forward pockets and a fwd-mid.... They think we've gone after Ahmed Saad lol.

 

[yodellinhank]

I hope they do get Connors deregistered. D'Orazio is the real hero of this story.

 

[yodellinhank]

He can low-ball them with a big grin on his face

 

[Espe]

I lost my s**t with this one. LOL gold.

 

[Vindicater]

Stop it...

You're killing me here Jade...

 

[eth-dog]

Ah Jade, never change

 

[Jade]

Only way string gets to the bombers now is with their 2018 first rounder

 

[Jade]

Essendon have called our bluff

The question is do we fold now?

Yess.

 

[Jade]

If we fold I will be MAJORLY pissed

Especially to that mob that are more full of drugs than Ben Cousins was when he swam the Swan river.

Dodoro and Essendon can both f$rk off

Well this is GENERALLY awkward...

 

[Jade]

Pretty funny that Essendon fans think this trade period is going well for them

 

[Jade]

Placing a bet for Jake to win our B&F next yr.

 

[Jade]

Can you smell the desperation emanating from the Essendon fanbois?

 

[Jade]

If the story about Gordon getting involved is true, my guess is that greatly increases the chances of Jake staying. Gordon will be inclined to look Beveridge and the rest of the staff in the eye and tell them if they can't land a top 10 pick for Jake, then they'll have to bite the bullet and work through it next year with Stringer. Peter won't want to see the club embarrassed, nor an asset mismanaged and given away for sfa.

 

[Jade]

God this makes me happy. I can just picture dodo on the phone to j-mac:

Dodo - "I'm gunna trade 11 to GWS"

JM - "No problems"

D - "You sure?? As soon as I hang up, I'm trading 11. Then it's gone. Forever."

JM - "No worries. Fire away".

D - "I'm not joking. I'll do it. Don't think I'm bluffing. You'll regret it".

JM - "Sweet. Go for it".

D - "I'm hanging up now. Seriously. I'm juuuuuuuust about to hang up. Then I'm calling GWS"

JM - "Cool."

D - "Why don't I do a countdown. Just so theres no confusion. I'm hanging up in 10, 9, 8, 7.......don't make me do it J-Mac. 6, 5. Please J-mac, please! Don't be silly now. Come on. 4, 3.

CLICK

"J-mac??? J-mac???? Are you there??"

McCartney clearly has something up his sleeve. This is awesome.

 

[Jade]

PGordon MUST tap the football department on the shoulder and make sure noone flinches - No FIRST ROUNDER MEANS NO DEAL - read our lips!

 

[Jade]

Media 2 Days ago: no chance of staying, It’s irreparable, The dogs have sacked him, cannot return to the kennel.

Media today: 40/60 staying

Media Monday: Yeah, nah, Stringer will stay at the dogs, was always going to happen. They made it clear from the start that they would only trade him if the right offer came along. Brilliantly handled by the dogs, what a master stroke to give Stringer the wake up call he needed. Bravo.

 

[Doss]

Aaaaand we’re back!