DESERT ISLAND LIST

[Present Not Past]

After taking a good portion of my Jack Daniels ration.
I wonder if you can smoke palm leaves.

The Native Americans used to wrap their tobacco in palm leaves, so yes you can.

 

[theprospect]

Definitely WOULD NOT want to be stuck on an island with a bloke who's gonna read the Shining a hundred times.
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HERES NANGANATOR!!!

And who's favourite album is Kill 'Em All

 

[CursingFijian]

Last Drink.



A Book

Favourite Record

A woman
I thought about J.K. Rowling, because then who needs a book, right?. But, if I'm going to be stranded on a deserted island I'll do Australia a solid and take

 

[STK2020]

Drink - Bottle of Wild Turkey
Book - Book on Poisonous Plants
Woman - Mila Kunis
Music - Linkin Park , Hybrid Theory

 

[Keg on legs]

The Native Americans used to wrap their tobacco in palm leaves, so yes you can.

That sounds like a tidbit of random historical trivia that Persevering Saint would have come up with

Where is old mate? I miss him

 

[STK2020]

The Native Americans used to wrap their tobacco in palm leaves, so yes you can.

You can smoke your own shit ....apparently.
Its popular in the UK .
I reckon i would try different leaves ( something minty) wouldnt want to scare my lady of choice away .

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

DRINK

RECORD

BOOK

WOMAN

i dont see problems, i see solutions.

 

[Enclosed_Animal]

Great thread Snakey

As long as I get to see a St,Kilda premiership before I go, then I will happily spend the rest of my days hermited away from all other human beings.

Drink - Midleton Very Rare 30th Anniversary Pearl Edition (if I am having a last drink it is going to be a bloody good one)
Book - 'How to survive on a Tropical Deserted Island' by Mike Riley (only $9.99 on Amazon which given the situation seems like a bargain)
Record - The Rat Pack live at the Sands (because Frank. That's why)
Woman - seriously torn between Elisha Cuthbert and my Golden Retriever (maybe we need a poll. Would you rather by stuck on the Island with your wife, dog or a moviestar?)

Damn its gonna be a long off season isn't it!

 

[Kilroy]

Drink
I'll forgo the otherwise expensive drink for a Make Your Own Whiskey Kit .... for all my friends!



Book
To compliment STK2020 'S book I'll go for "What Fish is That".



Record
Swapped for a thong-a-phone for a spot of "Guess That Tune". The thongs could be handy too.



Woman
Reikko Hori, who paid to be marooned on a desert island in Indonesia for 19 days with only a magnifying glass (for fire) and a speargun (for fishing).



https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www...-survives-19-days-alone-on-desert-island/amp/

 

[L_W_P]

Drink - Jug of Frangelico and Coke. Sounds gross but its aweome with heaps of ice on a warm night.

Book - Schwarzenegger's autobiography: Total Recall. So good. Recommend it to everyone.

Record - Best of Leonard Cohen. GOAT

Woman - Lindsey Stirling. Gorgeous and talented!

 

[underthestars]

Drink : gets quite hot on a desert island so it's a giant frozen margerita.

Book : a short history of nearly everything by bill bryson - never get sick of reading it.

Record : probably get homesick and reminisce over my youth and want something with a bit of variety and something to sing to when i drink my margerita - so circus animals by cold chisel.

Woman : a poynesian lass that can sing and fish and build a boat.

 

[malevu]

Drink - Gotta be a decent rum to go with all that coconut juice. Might get sick of Pina Coladas after a while though.
Book - Was a Castaway ever a book ? Might get some tips. Otherwise "101 Things to do with Coconuts". 102 is eat the f.uckers.
Record - Anything by Massive Attack. At least you can pretend to be shit faced.
Woman - Has to be someone young (I mean 20+) otherwise if we're stranded too long it would end up like rooting your mum. Nah stuff it, Scarlett J.

 

[malevu]

Drink : gets quite hot on a desert island so it's a giant frozen margerita.

Book : a short history of nearly everything by bill bryson - never get sick of reading it.

Record : probably get homesick and reminisce over my youth and want something with a bit of variety and something to sing to when i drink my margerita - so circus animals by cold chisel.

Woman : a poynesian lass that can sing and fish and build a boat.

Moana ?

 

[Baker_for_PM]

Drink - Vanilla Malt Milkshake lactose problem be dammed.

Book - The last book i remember reading was The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13¾ so i'll see how that holds up.

Record - MTV Unplugged in New York by Nirvana

Woman - Fast times at Ridgemont High Phoebe Cates.

 

[gringo2011]

Drink - Vanilla Malt Milkshake lactose problem be dammed.

Book - The last book i remember reading was The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13¾ so i'll see how that holds up.

Record - MTV Unplugged in New York by Nirvana

Woman - Fast times at Ridgemont High Phoebe Cates.

I remember her, she was a fantasy woman when I was young.

 

[nitewalker13]

LAST DRINK


If its gonna be island then it has to be rum. Barcardi

A BOOK

If i have to survive then i need to learn fishing. Idipts guide for fishing
FAVOURITE RECORD

Enigma
A WOMAN


Scarlett Johansson

 

[Flandersss]

A WOMAN
Havana Brown

LAST DRINK
Bourbon & coke

A BOOK
Where’s Wally

FAVOURITE RECORD
INXS - Strangest party

 

[Marlo]

Last Drink - refreshing craft bitter
Last Splif - Lemon Haze
Record - Rolling Stones - Brussels Affair '73
Woman - Thug Rose

 

[gringo2011]

Last Drink - refreshing craft bitter
Last Splif - Lemon Haze
Record - Rolling Stones - Brussels Affair '73
Woman - Thug Rose

You wouldn't want to piss her off.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

You wouldn't want to piss her off.

You'll go and fetch coconuts and you'll like it boy, and when you're finished you need to clean out the toilet pit.

 

[Marlo]

You wouldn't want to piss her off.

I'd be sweeping our hut in a leaf skirt she made me wear while she was off hunting wild boar.

 

[pebblesofsand]

LAST DRINK
A effing massive Mojito

A BOOK
2666 by Roberto Bolano

FAVOURITE RECORD
The Band - the Last Waltz

A WOMAN
Jeannie - not Barbara Eden - I want Jeannie!!!!!

 

[triggering bro]

Last Drink
The Macallan Sienna series
(Great drop but not being greedy with this selection)

A Book
Probably some book on astrophysics. Something written by Carl Sagan would do nicely

A Record
GZA Liquid Swords

Person to take with me
I’d love to say EmRata but I’ve never met her & she does come across a bit dull. Can she have kids? Does she do secks? We are gonna need to start a new civilisation yea?

 

[lenny_07]

Last Drink - (I'm a smug beer ******) - 8wired Bumaye Stout
Book - Dune, Frank Herbert
Record - Ryan Adams & The Cardinals - Cold roses
Woman - Mila Kunis

I had the first disc of cold roses in my car CD player for nearly 6 months and never got sick of it.

 

[CursingFijian]

We've got some great and really useful reading material on our deserted island so far. Good stuff boys. We're still going to be pissed off though if we haven't got a half decent video stream on game day. We need books on making transistors, and blowing glass for all the cocktails.

Oh. And a how too on organic fusion might be helpful.