Diss the bloke above you (Rap format)

[wells is god]

Magical roos?
Please, someone pass the peas
There on the right, no not there, yeah - next to the gravy
You've been replied to by the greatest
(crowd "Deled Threeeee")
Everyone get around me
No, not that close, get your hands off me
Back away from me
Youve never been in contact with such a lifeform
Your gonna wish that you were born something other than a human
Than id only admire you
Rather than have to begin your demise
Its ok dont cry

Deled Threeee?
Mate all your post makes me want to do is Delete Thee
You name yourself as the greatest
But then you follow up with the lamest, most pretentious and lifeless
Piece of text i have read - that shit was utterly priceless.
I doubt Magical Roos will ever come close to shedding a tear
At something that you've written or even just been near
But we will back away; you're the goddamn reason people have fences
And that's why for now you'll remain a BigFooty Apprentice.

 

[breeno]

Magical roos?
Please, someone pass the peas
There on the right, no not there, yeah - next to the gravy
You've been replied to by the greatest
(crowd "Deled Threeeee")
Everyone get around me
No, not that close, get your hands off me
Back away from me
Youve never been in contact with such a lifeform
Your gonna wish that you were born something other than a human
Than id only admire you
Rather than have to begin your demise
Its ok dont cry

Go on Deled three, this boards just been fed
Where the supporters of your club, watching matches they dread
You don't cry? Thats not what she said, so go ahead
And F*** right off back to your own thread,
Thats right we're sick of hearing your lame rhymes
Richmonds last again, is the same time after time
From NG Brown, To Richo, And the cheap possesion king
Geez, I'd rather have an obsession with one C Ling.

 

[wells is god]

Go on Deled three, this boards just been fed
Where the supporters of you club, watching matches they dread
You don't cry? Thats not what she said, so go ahead
And F*** right off back to your own thread,
Thats right we're sick of hearing you lame rhymes
Richmonds last again, is the same time after time
From NG Brown, To Richo, And the cheap possesion king
Geez, I'd rather have an obsession with one C Ling.

 

[Zondor]

I'm a bustin for a blumpkin.
Flick my hairy balls.
I'm a fartin and a pumping.
Lick my cum yah all.

Yeah nobody had a come back for this.

You clowns couldn't rap a present let alone rap against the all mighty Zondor.

 

[breeno]

Yeah nobody had a come back for this.

You clowns couldn't rap a present let alone rap against the all mighty Zondor.

You couldn't use wrap and rap in the right context let alone make a proper f*cking rap.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

You couldn't use wrap and rap in the right context let alone make a proper f*cking rap.

You might've missed Z's play on words there, young fella.

 

[MagicalRoos]

I'm a bustin for a blumpkin.
Flick my hairy balls.
I'm a fartin and a pumping.
Lick my cum yah all.

Blumpkin? Z, Caroline is in the restrooms
I guess she ain't yet had lunch
I prefer mine odorless with less fumes
Don't u forget the donkey punch

 

[breeno]

You might've missed Z's play on words there, young fella.

Oh I see what he did there.

My bad, apologies Z.

 

[stu0411]

Oh I see what he did there.

My bad, apologies Z.

Breeno made a mistake
Like blondes getting pack r*ped, after agreeing to a lebanese blind date.

 

[breeno]

Breeno made a mistake
Like blondes getting pack r*ped, after agreeing to a lebanese blind date.

Lebanese blind date? Ill have to confiscate
That rhyme was so pre empted, must've been like fate
Drawing you to this board, to this thread to this post
F*ck Adelaide, I don't mean to boast
But sadly, I think you like North the most.

 

[roylandroos]

Lebanese blind date? Ill have to confiscate
That rhyme was so pre empted, must've been like fate
Drawing you to this board, to this thread to this post
F*ck Adelaide, I don't mean to boast
But sadly, I think you like North the most.

no sh*t he likes North, we better than the crows.
we not full of bogans as everbody knows.
North is the place where you n' i can play
its the party you can hear from like two blocks away.

 

[stu0411]

Breeno + roylandroos Q stated 2 lines to battle at the most bitches
just like what I racked up and snorted off both your naked sisters

 

[breeno]

Breeno + roylandroos Q stated 2 lines to battle at the most bitches
just like what I racked up and snorted off both your naked sisters

Snorted off our sisters? Wait man, they're not into coke
I think you'll find you're mistaken for that bushpig who's a bloke
Thats right it's your brother, no father, no your uncle, thats it!
Now back to Adelaide where your water tastes like shit.

 

[stu0411]

Snorted off our sisters? Wait man, they're not into coke
I think you'll find you're mistaken for that bushpig who's a bloke
Thats right it's your brother, no father, no your uncle, thats it!
Now back to Adelaide where your water tastes like shit.

They ain't into coke but they sure as shit into dick
Her juices still drippin from my balls as she licks and tastes it.

P.S. Dude its 2 lines as per the OP...But keep posting 4, its pretty funny knowing you can't even get the rules right!

 

[Zondor]

My name is Susan and I'm a Providore
I'm about to open my second store

 

[breeno]

They ain't into coke but they sure as shit into dick
Her juices still drippin from my balls as she licks and tastes it.

P.S. Dude its 2 lines as per the OP...But keep posting 4, its pretty funny knowing you can't even get the rules right!

I'm typing four lines, simply because I don't expect Adelaideians to read that far down.

 

[breeno]

My name is Susan and I'm a Providore
I'm about to open my second store

Do try the truffleor you won't find better
And go on taste my Bulgarian Fetta!

 

[stu0411]

I'm typing four lines, simply because I don't expect Adelaideians to read that far down.

Lol. You given up Breeno, not even in battle format. Poor form

All I'm asking for you to do is combine the number of lines, two
Like I do, spitting lyrics at you sicker than swine flu.

 

[breeno]

Lol. You given up Breeno, not even in battle format. Poor form

All I'm asking for you to do is combine the number of lines, two
Like I do, spitting lyrics at you sicker than swine flu.

We all know Swine Flu is a milder form of influenza
You're a bigger flat track bully than the flop that was Rod Tregenza

 

[stu0411]

We all know Swine Flu is a milder form of influenza
You're a bigger flat track bully than the flop that was Rod Tregenza

Rod Tregenza? Did he play football
Get the fukn name right and it might have impact, tool.

 

[breeno]

Rod Tregenza? Did he play football
Get the fukn name right and it might have impact, tool.

How about some knowledge of our prior lists?
You hang around in the wrong places more than a swollen ass cyst.

 

[stu0411]

How about some knowledge of our prior lists?
You hang around in the wrong places more than a swollen ass cyst.

Yeah, rookie listed in 2000 if memory serves correct
But injury cut his career short when his knee was wrecked

 

[Chadwiko]

Yeah, rookie listed in 2000 if memory serves correct
But injury cut his career short when his knee was wrecked

Replying to this thread for a rap battle resurrection.
Like calling a girl you've ****ed to inform her of her infection.

 

[CrazyQ]

Captain Awesome? more like Captain Fagget
I just cleaned you up, just like Captain Planet

 

[Chadwiko]

Captain Awesome? more like Captain Fagget
I just cleaned you up, just like Captain Planet

CrazyQ claims that he's back on BF after being given a red card
But in reality he just likes to talk to me cause it sends him to bed hard.