Draft not far away

[Reveler]

I want a feast
I want a bean feast
Cream buns and doughnuts
And fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
Give it to me now

 

[Roundhouse]

I want a feast
I want a bean feast
Cream buns and doughnuts
And fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
Give it to me now

We already have a doughnuts!

Murphy was dubbed "doughnuts" by his team-mates after his debut because his stats sheet read 0 0 0 0 0 0. True story.

A fruitcake with no nuts? I'll let that one go...