Dumped :(

[hawkeye23]

While the sentiment is nice, he's not old enough to drive so is he going to whack the sticker on his ass????





PS: I don't think the owner of the vehicle was the virgin, as would prolly be the case here...

Syd, your standards are slipping. I factored in the "no car" aspect and suggested he put it on his schoolbag!

You're not paying attention my lovely!

 

[Syd]

Syd, your standards are slipping. I factored in the "no car" aspect and suggested he put it on his schoolbag!

You're not paying attention my lovely!

I'm soooooooooo tired today. My bad.

I'll be much better after my nap. Promise!

 

[hawkeye23]

I'm soooooooooo tired today. My bad.

I'll be much better after my nap. Promise!

I worry about your lack of stamina and the fact that you require an afternoon nap?? I don't think you can handle me!

 

[leonmagic]

Just for the record, I didn't mean that you should have sex with your dog, just that they're better value in a companion kind of way..

 

[Syd]

I worry about your lack of stamina and the fact that you require an afternoon nap?? I don't think you can handle me!

I was working at the markets all weekend helping a mate out.

5:30 starts and 5:30 finishes. Thats 19 days in a row of 12+ hours for me.

Trust me, I don't normally suffer from power shortages but I'll bring some spare batteries with me just in case.

 

[hawkeye23]

I was working at the markets all weekend helping a mate out.

5:30 starts and 5:30 finishes. Thats 19 days in a row of 12+ hours for me.

Trust me, I don't normally suffer from power shortages but I'll bring some spare batteries with me just in case.

Excuses, excuses!!

 

[Syd]

Excuses, excuses!!

I can work without sleep.

Just bring me beer and red bull. (preferably not in the same glass..)

 

[Rave Slave]

Poor guy getting dumped sucks.

On the other hand you are 15 and probably haven't finished going through puberty yet (no offence)

Just have fun partying and don't look for someone - the less you look for a GF the more likely you are to find one.

 

[hawkeye23]

I can work without sleep.

Just bring me beer and red bull. (preferably not in the same glass..)

I'm a V girl myself. Not much chop for the red-bull.

 

[Squeak]

Dumped at 15. Gee its all over. Especially if one seems certain of getting another girlfriend within a week.

Geez I'm only 21 and I'm already out of the loop with this stuff.

 

[Homer Jnr]

Women enjoy being like that, its their game that they play during the 14-18 age frame, I wouldn't lose sleep over it, if you do, you give them the satisfaction of 'winning'. Just move on, plenty around, none of them want too much, so in essence they are just playing to our strengths.

 

[FuManchu]

Women enjoy being like that, its their game that they play during the 14-18 age frame, I wouldn't lose sleep over it, if you do, you give them the satisfaction of 'winning'. Just move on, plenty around, none of them want too much, so in essence they are just playing to our strengths.

can you send one down to Shailer Park?

Make it at least 18, b/c 15 will get you 20

 

[Stakerz]

Now I think we're getting to the real issue here... You're 15 Stakerz, much too young to be concentrating on one chick. My advice to you would be the same as Kath and Kim would give... "Go out and sow your rolled oats".

Yeah.. i aint gonna concentrate on only one chick

 

[Homer Jnr]

can you send one down to Shailer Park?

Make it at least 18, b/c 15 will get you 20

Look a bit harder, they are everywhere, its pretty common. My younger bro is 15 and they are just like that and they were like that when I was his age, and they are like that still at 18. They think they are deep and really mature, but its all part of their game. If you can tell it how it is, quite a few get taken aback because you are on the level. They think we are stupid, so they find us easy game, easy mental gratification for them, but when you say something truthful to them, they crack the sads.

So if you get dumped, make sure you leave with a few truthful parting shots (wisely worded), if they accept it, they are the right type of girl, if they get upset etc, just keep walking, if they don't like the truth, they aren't worth any effort.

 

[Docker_Brat]

Start stalking her, she'll love it.

 

[jay_1972]

FFS have you never watched a Hollywood teenage love story?

Your best friend is your true love

Tell her and fook her ASAP

 

[Harvey Leadpipe]

Start stalking her, she'll love it.

Advice of the year. Follow it.

Or just start going to the hookers.

 

[hawkeye23]

Advice of the year. Follow it.

Or just start going to the hookers.

I don't think "Ladies of the Night" will accept pocket money as payment. Might be a bit expensive for Stakerz, Harvs!

 

[FuManchu]

Look a bit harder, they are everywhere, its pretty common. My younger bro is 15 and they are just like that and they were like that when I was his age, and they are like that still at 18. They think they are deep and really mature, but its all part of their game. If you can tell it how it is, quite a few get taken aback because you are on the level. They think we are stupid, so they find us easy game, easy mental gratification for them, but when you say something truthful to them, they crack the sads.

So if you get dumped, make sure you leave with a few truthful parting shots (wisely worded), if they accept it, they are the right type of girl, if they get upset etc, just keep walking, if they don't like the truth, they aren't worth any effort.

sounds too hard already.

You should be able to stand there and present yourself and let them pick you for whatever it is they need you for..................and vice versa too

 

[Harvey Leadpipe]

I don't think "Ladies of the Night" will accept pocket money as payment. Might be a bit expensive for Stakerz, Harvs!

True. But he's 15. Never too old to start dipping into mum's purse.

Or ask Gavin Hopper for advice, he seems to know what make teenage girls tick.

 

[Stakerz]

Dumped at 15. Gee its all over. Especially if one seems certain of getting another girlfriend within a week.

Geez I'm only 21 and I'm already out of the loop with this stuff.

Nar im alright now, playing the field with a mate

 

[Stakerz]

Poor guy getting dumped sucks.

On the other hand you are 15 and probably haven't finished going through puberty yet (no offence)

Just have fun partying and don't look for someone - the less you look for a GF the more likely you are to find one.

Yeah sucks hard, puberty? Whats puberty hehe jk not looking for a gf they ********** me off too much

 

[pav_is_god]

It doesn't count at 15, it gets a lot worse when you're older...

 

[god_of_the_universe]

not looking for a gf they ********** me off too much

Pfft you havent learnt to make chicks do what you want them to do then.

 

[pav_is_god]

Pfft you havent learnt to make chicks do what you want them to do then.

Get real mate, guys always end up doing want the woman wants!