Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Borussia Teeth]

Called it Optus Oval in the closing credits of WCE vs Sydney.

 

[Dixie Normous]

I wish someone would rub his balls with sandpaper.

 

[Beerfish]

I wish someone would rub his balls with sandpaper.

That could be a firestarter.

 

[Righteo]

Another year of hearing "The West Coast" over and over again. Of his many, many sins this for me is the most egregious.

 

[Kram]

Another year of hearing "The West Coast" over and over again. Of his many, many sins this for me is the most egregious.

Their number 1 fan Gerard Healy was the one that made it up.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

"Wherever you aer watching on the planet, we hope you are enjoying this"

Planet? Why stop there? Galaxy? The martians are watching Dwayne.

Idiot.

 

[TBellicious]

Another year of hearing "The West Coast" over and over again. Of his many, many sins this for me is the most egregious.

God I hate when he says “the west coast”

 

[james Dean]

There's something really disturbing about the way he always mentions how Naitanui puts it down his teammates throats.

 

[RobbyRoy]

"Wherever you aer watching on the planet, we hope you are enjoying this"

Planet? Why stop there? Galaxy? The martians are watching Dwayne.

Idiot.

He made numerous comments along these lines. Is the AFL being a global game his theme for the year?

 

[Mentallo]

Jumped in the car after dinner with friends this evening, radio comes on 3AW (I was listening to the Bancroft presser on the way) it's mid way through the last qtr and what is the first thing that comes out of Deeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrwaynes mouth?

"The footy gods are here tonight"

Couldn't switch over to SEN quick enough.

Oh hi Deeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrwayne if you are "just joining us" again here like we know you do.

 

[tugga]

A new one from Dwayne during the Blues-Suns game.
Looks like we will have to put up with:
"Protecting the drop zone"

 

[Cleavy]

A new one from Dwayne during the Blues-Suns game.
Looks like we will have to put up with:
"Protecting the drop zone"

 

[Dixie Normous]

"For those of you around the planet who are currently in Burkina Faso with the footy gods and are just joining us...."

 

[Chuckie357]

"For those of you around the planet who are currently in Burkina Faso with the footy gods and are just joining us...."

WTF is this?

 

[Tap Tap Tapperoo]

I had never noticed the fourth footy estate board before, and I feel like Jasmin and Aladdin singing "A Whole New World".

So this is where I come to bitch about Dwayne and his mates. I was beginning to think I was the only one who completely can't stand him.

 

[Pedantic]

During Sydney v Port today he mentioned several times that the match was between two undefeated teams. It's round bloody two, half the competition is undefeated going into it.

 

[Shuestar13]

He is just horrific. I couldn’t listen anymore to his commentary today, round two and commentating like it is was a high stakes final. He is very unprofessional also, his bias for Port (and to a lesser extent Geelong) is noticeable. Just horrific on every single level.

A pleasant change was listening to Bennett’s commentary on the WB WCE game. Clear, concise, calling the game without resorting to bizarre catchphrases, yelling and cheerleading. Even Taylor was quite good . Chalk and cheese when comparing the two games.

Only Round 2. I expect this thread to continue to grow (again) this season. From a little thing, a big thing has grown

 

[TeeKray]

Charlie Dixon soccers the ball 15 metres up the wing - "kicks it off the green!"

 

[FLYING DEES]

I can confirm that Dwayne has photos of radio, TV and AFL execs in compromising positions. There can be no other explanation.

 

[010203]

A shame Dwayne got a game this Easter weekend and Adam Papalia didn't.

 

[CJApples87]

Less than 90 seconds in to the game and we have our first "If you've joined us late..." He's a parody of himself at times.

 

[twotooto]

"He didn't want to end up on a poster"

"Shake and bake"

"2 minutes and change"

I feel like I'm watching the NBA.

 

[PalaceGun]

Distressed to report that Chris Dittmar just used “Shake and bake” on MMM at Adelaide Oval with regards to Robbie Gray. It’s spreading...

 

[Truckosaurus]

I hope a quarantine zone was immediately established around the ground.

 

[Custard Guts]

The prick was at his insufferable best today.