Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Big Blood]

I'm also here because of this travesty.

Me too. Front Bar (that authoritative source of media standards) says Russell should lose his media accreditation over that one.

 

[Beerfish]

No honey drownings in Ballarat so far today.

 

[twotooto]

"Port struck gold in Ballarat today"...unsurpassed wit. If that doesn't get him a gold statue, I don't know what will

 

[Cochblocked]

Good to hear a "rolls it, goals it!" today when Hunter got a goal. I had been missing it.

 

[Wayne Dwop]

"Port struck gold in Ballarat today"...unsurpassed wit. If that doesn't get him a gold statue, I don't know what will

How about..."Bailey Dale kicked the first goal on Mars"?

 

[KingNothing]

Two or three times tonight he said "This will be Richmonds biggest win ever this year"

Ever... This year...

 

[Dogs Rule]

How about..."Bailey Dale kicked the first goal on Mars"?

It's just genius. Pure genius.

 

[King_Steele]

How about..."Bailey Dale kicked the first goal on Mars"?

That did make me LOL

Browny thought it was a good one aswell

 

[TBellicious]

Richmond player kicked the first goal for them to make it one goal apiece

"That is a MONSTER"

 

[Dogs Rule]

Was it Der-Wayne who kept banging on about "forward craft" as if it was something mystical and complex on Saturday afternoon?

 

[Demon3]

Did anyone hear him say during rich vs freo game that richmond will get their biggest win of the season with the previous biggest a 67 pt win over st kilda eariler in the year...didnt they lose that game?

 

[CJApples87]

Yeah they lost that game. Would be exactly like him to come up with something like that.


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[King_Steele]

Was it Der-Wayne who kept banging on about "forward craft" as if it was something mystical and complex on Saturday afternoon?

Spud & Mooney

They overkilled it didn't they? Not that it is new or witty.

 

[Registered User]

Ha! Some old bloke rang in and had a crack at him tonight on 3aw. The guy may well have been wrong, as Pipe says, but it's still funny.

1:04:32 into the podcast

https://omny.fm/shows/sportsday/monday-august-21?in_playlist=sportsday!podcast

 

[Alesana]

"He can get and go. Tries to go but didn't get"

 

[Chuckie357]

Ha! Some old bloke rang in and had a crack at him tonight on 3aw. The guy may well have been wrong, as Pipe says, but it's still funny.

1:04:32 into the podcast

https://omny.fm/shows/sportsday/monday-august-21?in_playlist=sportsday!podcast

Didn't he hate that, not sure calling someone an idiot is entirely professional either

 

[Chuckie357]

His comment about Charlie Curnow "and he might be the next Franklin" after he kicked a goal against Sydney is the most cringeworthy moment of television in 2017

 

[Borussia Teeth]

After recent efforts with Motlop, Dwayne goes full bukkake when Buddy kicked his 10th goal:
"That's got cream dripping off it"

 

[budge27]

I liked his call in the Carl V Syd game when he said Kade Simpson is now the 5th all time greatest Blue...for games played. By Der Wayne's reckoning Boomer and KB are two greatest players to have ever played!

 

[TeeKray]

Apparently Carlton's late first quarter goal to make the score 22-6 at quarter time "kept them in it!". Guy is an utter tool.

 

[Dixie Normous]

Drown 'em in your cream, Buddy

 

[Beerfish]

Drown em in your creamy honey and then firestart them with a shake and bake oh baby that's as good as it gets!! /stroke

 

[Registered User]

Last night on 3aw, Dwayne said something about the International Rules not being as good "a few years ago, because mostly 2nd-rung players were playing", as opposed to this year, when more top guys were involved. A few minutes later, Matt Boyd's dad rang up and had a little crack at him, coz Boyd played around that time. Hee hee. He didn't like it. Ha

 

[SuperSteele22]

Last night on 3aw, Dwayne said something about the International Rules not being as good "a few years ago, because mostly 2nd-rung players were playing", as opposed to this year, when more top guys were involved. A few minutes later, Matt Boyd's dad rang up and had a little crack at him, coz Boyd played around that time. Hee hee. He didn't like it. Ha

The chaos phonecall!

 

[TeeKray]

I recommend trying to finish his sentences as a method for coping with the ramblings of this lunatic.

Watched a bit of NBL on the weekend and our man was calling the game. A minute or so to go in the third quarter, Melbourne about 30 points behind Perth. Dwayneo lets rip with a 'Melbourne can't win the game in this last minute ...' and knowing what was to come I shouted in unison with him 'but they could lose it!'.